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Inquisitor 100 — I ASK YOU! by Schadenfreude

Posted by Colin Blackburn on December 5th, 2008

Colin Blackburn.

Schadenfreude usually fills me with a mild dread. He can produce some very tough puzzles in the Listener series and so I was expecting a tougher than usual Inquisitor. The title, at the moment, doesn’t suggest anything but the puzzle number, 100, might lead to a theme. The recent Listener 4000 was cause for a celebratory theme so why not Inquisitor 100?

The Carte Blanche grid and the short preamble suggests a fairly straightforward puzzle but a quick check of the enumerations hints at a little more complexity. My usual approach to a blank grid is to identify the division between the across and down clues. So, if, as here, the first four across answers are 6, 5, 7 and 9 letters in length respectively then the last four across answers will be 9, 7, 5 and 6. Unfortunately that pattern doesn’t occur! Also, the last few down answers will normally be short and so the last four being 5, 4, 7 and 4 just isn’t right. That 7 is too long! The conclusion is that some answers must be modified before being entered if the 180 degree symmetry is to hold.

Given this, my approach is to cold solve as many clues as possible and then return to looking at how the grid can be filled later. Luckily the cluing is fair and many of the clues are relatively easy. Before too long I have about half of the answers and importantly the two 11 letter answers that must be long down answers more-or-less at either side of the grid. What I also notice is that I have ZERO-RATED and SUBZERO and that both of these are answers with enumerations that don’t quite work. And, 100 is one-zero-zero. Et voila, change the ZERO to a single character, 0, and the enumerations start to look right.

I now take a punt at the grid. Almost every answer I have fits and filling in the bars lets me attack some of the as yet unsolved clues. It turns out the the two zeros don’t check with each other but that two words ending in ONE do to give me 100 on the bottom row as central as it can be in a 12×12 grid. I am also able now to see the unclued across answer and as I fill in a few checking letters the name TORQUEMADA suggests itself. Torquemada was the top bod in the Spanish Inquisition, and as such an inquisitor. Torquemada is also the pseudonym of the first setter of the Observer’s barred crossword series, preceding Ximenes and Azed (Ximenes and Deza were also inquisitors). Replacing TORQUEMADA with INQUISITOR results in all the checking words being transformed into different words. The grid now shows INQUISITOR 100 and I ASK YOU! makes sense, finally.

Absolutely superb puzzle: great theme simply done, fair and clever clues, and a lovely denouement that not only celebrates a milestone in this series but also gives a nod back to the grandfather of the thematic cryptic crossword puzzle.

My one gripe is not with Schadenfreude but with the Independent’s “designers”. Why was the grid striped? I could see no thematic reason and yet I spent some time thinking about its relevance considering that colouring has been used before as a thematic device.

I have added in the standard numbering for convenience though this was not required for the solution. The final grid entries are in blue, below the clue answers.

(XYZ)* anagram
[XYZ] insertion
[xyz] deletion
ZYX< reversal
X-Z extreme letters

Across
1 ACCOST A C COST see = C, a = afternoon. ACCOST = hail.
6 DORPS D OR P-S a Dutch or S African village.
10 SHAHADA HAS* HAD A the Islamic declaration of faith. Vagrant here is used as the anagrind.
12 MISHANDLE M IS HANDLE excellent clue. Fluff, reasonably up-cased for the surface reading, means to make a mistake, in sport, musical or dramatic performance, etc. Here the sporting use can mean mishandle as a rugby player might with a ball.
13 ERRANDS ER RAN D’S simple but effective.
15 KEEN K EEN een is the plural of ee, a Scots word meaning eye. I was surprised to find that KEEN means wonderful, chiefly US slang apparently.
16 TORQUEMADA
INQUISITOR
unclued see above.
20 TENURE T ENURE ebure is a legal term meaning to come into operation or effect.
21 EIDER E[ID]ER EIDER is a sea duck, its down used for quilts and the like.
23 ARTIE AR TIE Artie Shaw, aka Arthur Jacob Arshawsky, was an American jazz clarinetist who died in 2004.
25 ANNONA A (ANON N)< I think I have this right. A = are, then ANON = after, N = November (phonetic alphabet) both coming back.
26 BOND STREET BOND’S TREE T tree = corner as a verb, though I can’t quite imagine a usage. T = the.
29 NAOS SO[A]N< a NAOS is a temple, son = disciple.
31 SENARII (A RISE IN)* a senarius is a verse of six iambs.
33 ENRHEUMED (M NUDE HERE)* Mike = M, a phonetic alphabet again. Having just had a cold I guess I was at some point ENRHEUMED!
34 BRANSLE BARN* ELS< the only crossword golfer! A BRANSLE is an old French dance.
35 CHELONE
CHEL1
CH E LONE ch = check in chess.
36 ZERO-RATED
0RATED
ZERO TRADE* ZERO-RATED goods have a VAT rate of 0% applied, technically different to goods that are not rated for VAT and are thus VAT-free.
Down
1 ASCERTAINED (N RACE DATE IS)*
2 CHARTER
CHARIER
C[H]ARTER President (Jimmy) Carter is now one of The Elders trying to sort out the problems in Zimbabwe.
3 CAIRO
CAIRN
C[AIR]O CAIRO is quite big!
4 SAIN SA[I]N san = sanatorium. SAIN is to make the sign of the cross over, a new one on me.
5 DAHS SHAD< a da or dah is a Burmese knife.
6 DEAR ME
DEARIE
(MOREBREAD – ROB)* the first of two composite anagrams: this is the clue can be substituted with the answer to balance out the anagram. The definition is crumbs!
7 OINK O[I N]K Anthony is the smallest pig in a litter.
8 RODED
RODEO
RODE D rode, as a verb, is a flight a woodcock takes in the evening.
9 PALEA
PALER
PALE A[t] PALEA is a scale in botany.
11 CENTRALISED CREDENTIALS* excellent clean anagram.
14 DUETS
DIETS
DUE T S t and s are abbreviations for tenor and soprano respectively. It makes for an excellent clue.
17 RUIN
QUIN
RUIN[g]
18 ELATE
SLATE
E L ATE ate = worried
19 AINE
TINE
[s]IENA*
22 ENTITLE E N TITLE excellent clue using nicely distanced meanings of title and ENTITLE.
24 EDGEBONE
EDGEB1
EDGE BON E the aitchbone, the cut of beef over this bone in the rump of a cow.
26 BANDH B AND H a Hindi word for a general strike, excellent word play.
27 OORIE O[O]R IE OR = other ranks, OORIE is a lovely Scots word for dreary, shabby, dingy, etc.
28 ERNST ER[N]ST Max Ernst was a Dadaist and early Surrealist artist.
30 SHUL SH U-L a synagogue
31 SUBZERO
SUB0
(MYBOOZECRUISES – SOMEICY) again, substitute this with the answer to resolve the anagram.
32 NEAR N[EA]R

4 Responses to “Inquisitor 100 — I ASK YOU! by Schadenfreude”

  1. nmsindy says:

    Yes, this was a magnificent puzzle to celebrate the landmark. I’d a very similar experience being baffled at first, but the first penny-dropping moment (PDM) was see the two ZEROs and I guessed what Schadenfreude was up to. There was a bit of cold solving but I felt the clues were easy enough in many cases to compensate for this. Unlike Colin, I’d filled the grid before seeing Torquemada, which was the second PDM, the substitution came immediately and I saw the relevance of the brilliant title.

    I thought the colouring might have been included to make it easier to fill in the bars as it was done in symmetrical fashion.

  2. Mike Laws says:

    The colouring was simply the six different background tints that I’m using for Inquisitor puzzles, done as a sort of summing-up of its presentation.

  3. George Hill says:

    Excellent puzzle. My solution was much on the lines of Colin’s but I started from the two 11 letter clues being down, and therefore the division between across and down was before the first one. After a short hiatus while sorting out the “100″ clues, everything seemed to fit in very simply, and it turned out to be easier than I had feared for a Schadenfreude crossword.
    I didn’t spot the significance of the shading, but a nice idea!

  4. Colin Blackburn says:

    Thanks for the explanation of the colouring, Mike. Unfortunately, for me, I didn’t know how many different tints were used.

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