Private Eye 427 – Super sniper

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If there is a theme to this crossword it is that several clues refer to the male member, some in ways that I, as a sensitive soul, find difficult to contemplate. Jacqui Smith is possibly the only female member present, well, present in the past if you see what I mean.  No?  I don’t think I’m making much sense either.  Let’s chalk out the clues …

Across
7 HANGOVER G[ordon] inside HANOVER (electorate)
8 WATSON FATSO with a different fist letter, then [eammo]N Def: Holmes’s support
11 SUPER SUP (drink) ER (US TV Show) Def: Copper. Short for Superintendant
12 MELODRAMA (MODEL)* AInd: stimulated; RAM (drive) A Def: piece of ham – ham acting that is
13 IN RUINS (IRIS NUN)* AInd: remade
15 MAGICAL MAG (snipped organ – short for Magazine) I (Cyclops) CAL (the state) Def: Fabulous
16 NUMBER CRUNCHING NUMBER (not so sensitive) CRUNCHING (smashing)
20 JUGULAR Double Def, sort of, one of them refers to the phrase “go for the jugular”
22 FLOTSAM F[emale] LOTS (piles) A.M. (early in the day)
24 CLIMACTIC C[old] inside CLIMATIC (about temperature etc.)
27 URSULA (USUAL R[ex])* AInd: bust
28 IMPOLITE [p]IMP (Ponce doesn’t start) (TO LIE)* AInd: about.
Down
1 THESPIAN H[ot] inside (PANTIES)* AInd: plastic
2 SNIPER SNI[p]PER  Snipper as in a surgeon.  Def: Critic
3 COERCIVE ER (Brenda) inside COC[k] then I’VE (one has).  This and the preceding clue 2 were the last to be entered because I had to steel myself to stop wincing and avoid reading the clue surfaces
4/23 TEAM SPIRIT (IS PART TIME)* AInd: nuts
5 LAPDOG LAP (area of genitalia) DOG (follow)
6 ON CALL ON (working) then first letters of Conservative And Lousy Libdem
9 SAATCHI (AS)< (like flips) [th]ATCH[er] I (one) Def: Agency man
10 PLUM DUFF (M’LUD)* AInd: rudely, inside PUFF (spiel)
14 SECURITY (CURSE)* AInd: foul, I (one) T[or]Y
17 MUGGINS GIN (booze) inside MUGS (faces) Def: Silly old Cyclops.  This sweet clue gets my favourite sticker:
Silly old Cyclops faces having to get booze in (7)
18 CROSSBOW CROSS (interbreed) BOW (somewhere in London).  You never have to wait long for a Jeffrey Archer reference around here.
19 GUMSHOE GUMS (sticks) HOE (tool)
20/26 JACQUI SMITH AC (account) inside (JIM QUITS)* AInd: falsified,  then H[ard].  Probably the biggest loser from the expenses fiasco
21 LIABLE (LIBERAL – [bo]R[is])* AInd: wishy-washy Def: to blame
25 CAMP M[cKellen] inside CAP (national player)  Does Ian McKellen do crosswords?  I think he’d laugh if he saw this:
National player takes McKellen’s lead, playing the Queen (4)

I’m a London commuter who’s making great use of the new Bike Hire scheme since I discovered even old, fat blokes like me can do it. It’s doing nothing for my fitness though – I’m saving at least 20 mins a day: That’s time for another pint!

5 comments on “Private Eye 427 – Super sniper”

  1. Chatty Corner

    This crossword is educational – I didn’t know that an Australian constituency is called a Hanover. Though the answer HANGOVER was obvious anyway.
    This is the first time I remember seeing “falsified” to indicate an acronym – the setter is always coming up with new ways to do this.

  2. Nick

    I didn’t know that an Australian constituency is called a Hanover

    I thought the clue was refering to the Elector of Hanover; one of the German monarchs that selected the Holy Roman Emperor.

  3. Chatty Corner

    My Collins dictionary gives both of these.

  4. malc95

    Surely ‘pimp’ not ‘wimp’ at 28a?

  5. beermagnet

    malc you are correct – slip of the brain.

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