Inquisitor 1287: Tour de Farce by Eclogue

Preamble: Six characters have taken part in a crime. each clue contains a misprint in the definition, the correct letters of which in clue order spell out their alter egos and a thematic title. In accordance with the theme, five of the criminals (who otherwise appear ‘straight’) should be ‘rubbed out’ sequentially, leaving the surviving sixth whose name should be highlighted.

A bit of a thought provoking preamble. Are we looking for superheroes? Are there, indeed, any super heroes who are classed as criminals? Surely not.

Ah well, on to the business of solving the clues. I found some of the clues a little tricky, it was especially hard to work out the misprint in many cases. During the solve I suddenly spotted LOM and SELLERS so then I was convinced that we were looking for something to do with The Pink Panther and /or Inspector Clouseau. Then, as a few more clues fell, I spotted GUINNESS which made me wonder if we were looking for something to do with actors playing multiple roles as in Dr Strangelove and Kind Hearts and Coronets.  Still none the wiser I persevered and eventually spotted L.DY..LLERS – aha The Ladykillers (the original 1955 version, of course not the 2004 abomination) starring ALEC GUINNESS, (Cecil) PARKER, (Herbert) LOM, (Peter) SELLERS, (Danny) GREEN and (Katie) JOHNSON as LADY KILLERS.

So, what’s all this about criminals appearing “straight” and “rubbing out”? And, if the misprints give us their alter egos, how do they appear in the grid? Ah, yes, it’s their character names we’re looking for: (Professor) MARCUS, MAJOR (Claude Courtney), LOUIS (Harvey), HARRY (Robinson), ONE ROUND (Lawson) and (Mrs Louisa Alexandra) WILBERFORCE, respectively.IQ1287

In the movie, the five “real” criminals end up killing (rubbing out) one another in the order: MAJOR, HARRY, ONE ROUND, LOUIS, MARCUS and if we do the rubbing out in the grid in the same order, we have to get rid of MAJOR before HARRY appears in a “straight” line and so on with the rest of them. This leaves WILBERFORCE in the NE-SW diagonal.

The Ladykillers is one of my favourite movies which makes this the second blog I’ve done this year with a movie theme and once again a film I love. Thus I spent Saturday evening watching it again just so that I could check the order the protagonists disappeared – great excuse, eh?

I really enjoyed this puzzle, the workout with the clues followed by the PDM then admiration for the grid construction followed by a pleasant evening in front of the TV with old friends :). Thanks very much, Eclogue.

Across
No.
Clue / definition
Amended
definition
Entry Corrected
letter
Wordplay
1 Sus a scallywag involved in a mess of gas movement a mass of gas movement GAY LUSSAC’S LAW A
SUS A SCALLYWAG (anag: involved)
11 Galwegian’s mind check on most of island is hard Galwegian’s mild check ARRAH L
ARRAn (island; most of)+Hard
13 Potty riding back to city Petty PUNY E
UP (riding; rev: back)+NY (city; New York)
14 Scotsman returns on a trawler, from India perhaps crawler, from India perhaps NAIA C
IAN (Scotsman; rev: returns)+A
15 Once again enrage engineers on service Once again engage RESORB G
RE ((Royal) Engineers)+SORB (service (tree))
16 Company’s welcoming Lithuania gens guns COLTS U
LT (Lithuania) inside CO’S (company’s)
17 Small luxury shop current in your retirement Small luxury ship YACHT I
AC (current) inside THY (your; rev: retirement)
18 Joist wobbling a half-hearted wobble Joint ELBOW N
WObBLE (half-hearted; rev: wobbling)
19 Force linked with mature officer following viscount Force linked with nature VIS MAJOR N
VIScount+MAJOR (officer)
23 Tumult from old port leads to rioting outside region elsewhere Tumult from old poet RORE E
Rioting Outside Region Elsewhere (first letters; leads to)
25 Bore piece of skin on finger with silver pin Sore piece of skin on finger AGNAIL S
AG (silver)+NAIL (pin)
27 Cloths Unionist found in steamy sauna: locally they’ll get lost Sloths UNUAS S
Unionist inside SAUNa (minus a: they locally) (anag: steamy)
29 Dorky individual runs Porky ONER P
ONE (individual)+Runs
30 Maybe belt of copper in the village is one holding gun? Quite the reverse Maybe beat of copper in the village ROUND A
UN (one) inside ROD (gun) (rather than ROD inside UN)
32 Clown in crisis came running Crown in crisis ACME R
CAME (anag: running)
33 Could be three rings always on board ship Could be three kings SEERS K
E’ER (always) inside SS (ship)
34 How to make water purr? Cover first with inverted lid How to make water pure DISTIL E
IST (1st; first) inside LID (rev: inverted)
35 Soft light to implode to implore PRAY R
P (soft)+RAY (light)
37 Feeding crook from Perth new rare sea tuna Feeling crook from Perth NAUSEANT L
New+SEA TUNA (anag: rare)
38 In the countryside, past porter has quiet for the last time In the countryside, post STOUP O
STOUt (porter; P (quiet) replaces Time)
43 He targets the lasses road manager’s embracing He targets the masses AD-MAN M
roAD MANager’s (hidden: embracing)
46 Once again courted American nurse, going out on date Once again coursed RERAN S
ERA (date) inside RN (registered nurse; American)
47 Quickly inter with Italian embracing bishop all the way Quickly enter IRRUPT E
RR (right reverend; bishop)+UP (all the way) inside IT(alian)
48 Toil on land in North once with spades and tackle Toll on land in North once SCAT L
Spades+CAT (tackle)
49 Bounder to almost get discouraged Blunder GOOF L
GO OFf (get discouraged; almost)
50 Umpire’s leader once engaged in stump retrieval Empire’s leader once MPRET E
stuMP RETrieval (hidden: engaged in)
51 Sin delays life’s transformation to place of jest place of rest ELYSIAN FIELDS R
SIN DELAYS LIFE (anag: transformation)
Down
No.
Clue / definition
Amended
definition
Entry Corrected letter Wordplay
1 Georgia, dear, in high favour high savour GAMY S
GA (Georgia)+MY (dear)
2 Charles may be preferred by one organiser having a little setback embracing independence Charges may be preferred by one ARRAIGNER G
Independent inside ARRANGER (organiser; with G set back)
3 Hail the Spanish heroes at first Hair LASH R
LAS (the in Spanish)+H(eroes; first letter: at first)
4 Litho painting’s instigation by Royal in the Seychelles Lithe SPRY E
P(aintings; first letter: instigation)+Royal inside SY (Seychelles)
5 Sun-up, and BOAC pilot shakes off edge of cloud, hard set maybe herd set maybe SUBPOPULATION E
SUN-UP BOAc PILOT (C(loud) minus first letter: off edge of; anag: shakes)
6 Ode occasion only in the North can upset start of Eisteddfod One occasion ANCE N
CAN (anag: upset)+E(isteddfod; first letter: start of)
7 Transport on Cava, perhaps, set out in fancy cloth Transport on Java, perhaps CYCLO J
fanCY CLOth (hidden: set out in)
8 Local producer of bolts, say, ultimately has no barrels Local producer of boots, say SNOB O
haS (last letter: ultimately)+NO+Barrels
9 We scored in France, loyal toasts not unknown He scored in France LALO H
LOyAL (minus Y (unknown); anag: toast) – not sure about TOAST as an anagram indicator!
10 Clears wife’s dead body Cleans WASHES N
Wife+ASHES (dead body)
12 Gag on oath by Iran Gas HOT AIR S
OATH (anag: on)+IRan
20 Lip once showing endless contempt Lop once SNEE O
SNEEr (contempt; endless)
21 Bird can set about bishop Bind MARRY N
RR (bishop) inside MAY (can)
22 Fear death beyond rule Tear REND T
REN (rule)+Death
23 Wrong answer – Welsh dropping acid clanger acid changer RNASE H
ANSwER (minus Welsh; anag: wrong)
24 Armed unit cunningly had a muso had a muse RUMINATED E
ARMED UNIT (anag: cunningly)
26 Post old Liberal alternative North Lost old LORN L
Liberal+OR (alternate)+North
28 Officially things skid, turn about Officially things said ACTA A
ACT (turn)+About
31 Force underworld initiated to reactivate fire to deactivate fire DISARM D
DIS (underworld)+ARM (force)
33 Old sprat initially swam by itself Old spray SPERSE Y
S(wam; first letter: initially)+PER SE (by itself)
36 Dare lovers to play soldier Dark lovers FUNGI K
FUN (to play)+GI (soldier)
39 Brief love of Shetland raised waster waiter TRAY I
YARTa (minus last letter: brief; rev: raised)
40 Meat cooking in oast? Meal OATS L
OAST (anag: cooking)
41 Sight Malay vessel on patrol avoiding Thailand and Laos initially Light Malay vessel PROA L
PAtROl (minus Thailand & L(aos first letter: initially); anag: on)
42 Composer (Gorman) delivers Part 2 of Moon River fortissimo Composer (German) ORFF E
mOon (second letter: part 2)+River+FF (fortissimo)
44 Thick little dessert rising on base Trick DUPE R
PUD (little dessert; rev: rising)+E (base)
45 End up with knockout! Ens NUTS S
STUN (knockout; rev: up)

 

15 comments on “Inquisitor 1287: Tour de Farce by Eclogue”

  1. Super blog Kenmac, and a really superb crossword from Eclogue. I loved the way the protagonists appeared only after the previous one had disappeared – and how you’ve shown that in the blog – must have needed an awful lot of .gifs to do that!!

    My only niggle was in 11A where I couldn’t really connect “Galwegian (Irish) mild check” with the chambers definition of “emotion, wonder or mild expostulation”.

    My knowledge of the Ladykiller was not up to Kenmac’s so I’m afraid I had to resort to Wikipedia for the order of killings, but no matter!

  2. Something about the introduction suggested the film to me immediately, and it didn’t take long to spot The Ladykillers in the misprints after which I had to check the names of the actors in the film. Alas, I ran out of time filling in the grid before going on holiday – still had a few to get, and therefore couldn’t work out the character names in the grid.

    This film was shown to my school as an end of term treat back in the sixties when I was in my early teens. I absolutely hated it, but in retrospect I was probably far too young to appreciate it. Keep on meaning to see it again, but have only seen bits of it.

  3. Like Dormouse I suspected The Ladykillers early on and this was quickly confirmed as my early solves were concentrated at the end of the down clues. Sellers emerged soon after, I remembered Guinness and Lom from the cast and the other names were pretty obvious once I had most of the letters, which helped with the final few clues.

    I think this must have been at the easier end of the scale as I all but completed the clues on a two hour train journey without any reference materials, only needing to confirm a couple of answers and the character names when I got home.

  4. We also thought that this was a reaaly superb puzzle. Sorting out the grid must have been very tricky and we loved the way that the characters revealed themselves as they were eliminated.

    Another great blog too kenmac!

    Thanks Eclogue, we’d be perfectly happy with more like this!

  5. All of the above. A great puzzle. BUT. Once again the sequential end-game was only possible if one is familiar with the work OR you Google it. Just getting the knitting needles out before someone suggests it!
    Thsnks Eclogue and kenmac.

  6. Great blog to match an excellent puzzle.

    I’ve never seen the film but the title was obvious from having most of the last 11 misprints – & from that Alec Guinness was also obvious – that completely exhausted my knowledge of the film so I needed wikipedia to confirm the characters, actors & order of deaths.

    But having to resort to wiki didn’t spoil my enjoyment of a really polished puzzle.

  7. Regalize at #6. I’m not sure what the answer to that is. Books on films, and film reviews, pretty much always avoid revealing the plot. So there would be no hardback source to go to – unless there was some very specialised book on this one film. So, if the Net was eschewed, puzzles with that sort of theme would also have to be avoided, which seems a pity. I’ll have to admit I never heard of the film, but am clearly in a minority there. It does not sound as if it was based on a book, but I’m open to correction there of course.

  8. I was grateful for my wife’s far superior film knowledge to crack the code on this one. I’d never have solved it without this spousal nudge and indeed the consequent wiki assistance.

    Nevertheless, another great inquisitor and thoroughly enjoyed puzzling over this whilst on holiday on North Northumberland. Thanks to ecologue for a cracking teaser and kenmac for the top blogging. Nice gif artistry.

  9. I think we should be less worried about the use of Google and other computer aids. I sent the following as a comment on the last Inquisitor:
    “When does using aids become “cheating”? We are all doing this for FUN, not for gain.
    It is very satisfying to complete a crossword without the use of dictionaries or other aids, but I don’t see any problem with using the internet as a library of reference books. We can’t all afford gigantic reference tomes which we use very few times and the internet is a resource like any other, but cheaper and easier to search. As a result, I think that crosswords like the Inquisitor are able to use themes which would otherwise be inaccessible. Do you have to purchase Grove (£120 +) to be able to find a composer’s name or to solve an opera-based theme? No!
    Also I admit that my vocabulary does not extend to knowing all the words in Chambers. Is it “cheating” to look them up in the dictionary – clearly not, but is it “cheating” to use Chambers CD version (now sadly unavailable in the latest edition)? Is it worse to use a computer-based anagram finder than to have a reference book of alphabetical anagrams?
    If computer use opens up the pleasure of these more difficult crosswords to myself and others, I have no problem with it!”

  10. Re @10, although I started doing crosswords at school in the sixties, it wasn’t until the seventies and I discovered Azed in the Observer that I progresses to barred crosswords. (I think it was when the Sunday Times went of strike and I started reading The Observer.) And I discovered the necessity of having the latest edition of Chambers around. Many were the words in Azed that I had never heard off, and it was often necessary to search the dictionary to find something that fitted the available letters. And I entered the competition most weeks and occasionally even won something – a book token usually. (I stopped entering prize crosswords as I had too many books.)

    As time progressed, I moved from the Observer to the IoS and Beelzebub (and occasionally the Inquisitor on Saturdays, but I often can’t get into this), and then I discovered Chambers Word Wizard on the net. And yes, using that does, to my mind, feel a bit like “cheating” but I don’t know why. I suppose it is because it is easier entering the letters in the box than it is laboriously searching through entries in the book. But it is still more satisfying to complete a crossword with the use of Word Wizard than it is not to complete it at all.

    I wonder if this is going to be an evolutionary spiral – as searching the net becomes easier, the crosswords are going to get harder.

  11. Interesting comments. I think the rather pejorative word ‘cheating’ often muddies debates of this kind. Ultimately, I’d say the most important question as “Did you enjoy the puzzle?”. With the daily cryptics, which use normal vocabulary, I think it’s usually possible and more enjoyable to solve by teasing out the wordplay. The other puzzles use a wider vocab – I’d usually start them, using only the Chambers dict (for verification of a possible answer or wordplay component that seemed to be there) and, sometimes can solve them entirely that way. When stuck though I’ll go to word lists eg Bradford’s, Chambers Crossword Dict and the TEA program. I’ll only be disappointed if the lists produce something felt I should have thought of.

  12. Completely agree with NMS here. Enjoyment is the deciding factor for me. True, I do sometimes lazily resort to throwing anagram letters into the Chambers app on my phone and am occasionally disappointed when it results in an answer I should have been able to get unaided, but there are also countless times when it results in a word I would never reach even with all the checking letters! With barred thematics, the end always justifies the means for me.

    And there’s no way I would ever be able to set puzzles without using a computer. Having an idea is one thing. Getting it into a grid is quite another!

  13. Coming late to the party, and nothing to add to the ‘electronic aids’ debate for the moment.

    I solved enough of the first 12 clues straight away to have ALEC GUINNESS and became fixated on Kind Hearts and Coronets.

    MARCUS was a little more difficult to find than the first four, but that was a case of “more haste, less speed”. And I knew immediately that the dénouement was made for kenmac to animate – he didn’t disappoint us.

    Nice work from the Eclogue partnership. My only quibble is with 15a: RESORB is to “absorb back” in a technical sense, whereas “engage” is to “absorb” figuratively, so the clue doesn’t quite work for me.

  14. Many thanks to all commentators and especially to kenmac for his work-of-art GIF construction of the grid. We’re glad you liked it!

    Eclogue’s musings on this puzzle can be found at the Eclogue’s Efforts website, which can be found through the Links Tab here.

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