Cyclops 518: Vladdy bizarre

I intended to post this blog yesterday, before I went to Lord’s for the afternoon, but the broadband service went on the blink. And somehow it didn’t get done when I arrived home, later than intended… So apologies for lateness, but blame Virgin Media.

Anyway, I haven’t really got much to say about this Cyclops puzzle — a pretty straightforward offering, good but unexceptional. Clue of the fortnight for me is definitely 15a.

Across
7 SPOONFED Given the dumbing down treatment, old-style court favoured initially by Miliband?
SPOON = old-fashioned word meaning ‘court‘ (as a verb); F = favoured initially; ED = Miliband
8 STROLL Way to have a shag the old-fashioned way — it’s a breeze
ST = way (street); ROLL = have a shag the old-fashioned way, as in ‘roll in the hay’
10 PANEL SHOW Start to plug middle of chef Lawson’s kinky TV genre?
Anagram (indicated by ‘kinky’) of: P = start to plug; HE = middle of chef; Lawson’s. Definition: TV genre
11/1 ELTON JOHN Singer Jack’s a fair way through “No hotel to be trashed before noon”
J = Jack; in *(no hotel); N = noon
12 LOBSTER Chuck has rest disturbed — pot victim?
LOB = chuck; *(rest). Lobsters are caught in pots.
14 PAPYRUS Pulp fiction? Yours is crap, nothing omitted, coming in scrolls?
PAP = pulp fiction; *(yurs), i.e. ‘yours’ without O = nothing
Documents written on papyrus are often in the form of scrolls.
15 VLADIMIR PUTIN Rival, mid-revolution, introduced as a tough guy leader
*(rival mid), with ‘revolution’ as the anagram indicator; PUT IN = introduced
I have used this link before in a blog, but it’s always worth repeating: Vlad’s Facebook movie
20 UNMOVED Stony-hearted international body relocated
UN = international body; MOVED = relocated
22 BIZARRE Weird casual business associated with left half of bust
BIZ = casual way of saying ‘business’; ARRE = left half of ‘arrested’
23 THROW Spin worth a toss?
*(worth), with ‘spin’ as the anagram indicator
24 OFFSPRING Sick? Well, it’s the sprogs
OFF = sick; SPRING = well. ‘Sprogs’ means ‘children’.
26 IDEALS They can’t be any better when vibrating ladies
*(ladies)
27 GENE POOL Info, e-shit and fifty collective attributes of a sexually-active group
GEN = info; E; Poo = shit; L = fifty
Gene pool
Down
2 INFLATED Like a blow-up doll accepted by boring bloke
IN = accepted; FLAT= boring; ED = bloke
3 LECHER Act shocked about collaring church sexual predator
REEL = act shocked, reversed; containing CH = church
4 STREEP Drip wrapping up right movie star
STEEP = drip — except it actually means ‘to soak; to wet thoroughly; to saturate; to imbue’, which I don’t think is the same; containing R = right.
Alternatively, RT reversed (‘up’) in SEEP — thanks, Gazza.
Meryl Streep
5 FOX TERRIER Breed of fixer — retro bastard
*(fixer retro), with ‘bastard’ as the anagram indicator
Fox terrier
6 ILLNESS Dicky feeling Nell’s tits, twice taking time out for refreshment
*(nells is) — removing both Ts from ‘tits’ before anagramming. Definition: dicky feeling
7 SUPPLY Give me what I want, gymnastic fashion!
Double definition — give me what I want; in supple fashion
9 SWIPER Nick, you’re one southern wanker, initially ripe for replacement
SW = southern wanker, initially; *(ripe). If you nick something, this is what you are.
13 BULL MARKET Balls, spot the alien confident state of investors!
BULL[shit] = balls; MARK = spot; ET = the alien
Bull market
16 MAD DOG Rabid beast’s bloody U-turn?
GODDAM = bloody, reversed
17 UNZIPPED Member possibly exposed and deprived of get up and go?
Double definition
19 BENGAL Boris’s first to measure young female’s expansive region
B = Boris’s first; EN = measure (the width of a lower-case n, in typography; GAL = young female
Bengal
21 VOWELS IOU, say, which takes guts when leader’s replaced
[B]OWELS = guts, with a different first letter
22 BUFFER Fan Brenda — boring old fart
BUFF = fan; ER = Brenda (the Queen, in Private Eye-speak
25/18 IRON CURTAIN Press screen reinstated by 15?
IRON = press; CURTAIN = screen. Vladimir Putin (15a) has taken Russia back to more separatist policies.

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10 comments on “Cyclops 518: Vladdy bizarre”

  1. Gazza

    4d I think that drip is SEEP rather than STEEP, with RT reversed inside it.


  2. Good thought, Gazza, and you may well be right — the ‘up’ may be a reversal indicator rather than part of the compound verb. Chambers defines ‘seep’ as ‘to ooze, percolate’, so that’s a bit closer to ‘drip’.

  3. Franko

    Although I got all the answers there were a few I was a bit hazy on the reasoning i.e. 22 ac (ARRE). Thanks for the explanations! It’s probably obvious to everyone but Re 10 across I believe you have missed off ‘H’ i.e middle of chef = HE


  4. Thanks, Franko — that was a typo. I will correct it.

  5. Jon88

    Unlike Franko, I’m still foggy about 22a. Wouldn’t arrested = busted?


  6. Jon88, ‘bust’ can be the past participle (‘they were bust’). I don’t like the clue very much, and wouldn’t go too far to defend it, but I think it is just about acceptable. It took me a while to parse it, though.

  7. Jon88

    Clearly, there’s dictionary shopping going on here. Random House Unabridged and Chambers don’t support this usage (Chambers allows bust as “exceeded the required score” but not “arrested”; RHUD recognizes no irregular past participle), but COED and Webster’s Third leave wiggle room. I grudgingly accept the possibility. Thanks, jetdoc.

  8. Cyclops

    I have to admit 22 ac. was not a good clue. ‘Busted’ would invariably be used as the past tense in this particular sense.

    It’s one I changed just before submission – I leapt on ‘bust’ (so to speak) for ARRE(st) and when ARRE(sted)suggested itself, I grabbed it with both hands (again, so to speak) without thinking the clue through.


  9. Thanks, Cyclops!

  10. lemming

    But hark, here comes the casuistic cavalry …

    “he had been bust by the police for smoking pot” Penny Junor (1985), Burton: the man behind the myth, p143, which might also be supported by

    “bust, adj. Chiefly colloq. and slang. That has been busted (in various senses); = busted adj.2” OED

    OED, btw, also has “drip” (see 4dn) within “seep”: “To ooze, drip, trickle”, though I don’t find the citations there all that persuasive.

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