Cyclops 548: Runcible spooning

A one-pint puzzle for me this week (and that was the first pint, which goes down quickly). Writing the blog took much longer than solving the puzzle, which had no real surprises.

I think 26a gets the ‘clue of the week’ award, for its inventiveness; mentions for 25/4/24 and 13d.

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Across
6 VOX POP As a street interview very often starts with Times: drink
VO = ‘very often’ starts (first letters); X = Times; POP = drink
8 BLAIRITE Ex-PM’s disciple: prick securing bolthole
LAIR = bolthole; in BITE = prick
10 PARLIAMENT MPs, altogether a primal shambles and little fun
*(a primal), with ‘shambles’ as the anagram indicator; ENT[ertainment] = little fun
11 THEATRE Luvvies here tense with passion before Brenda’s comeback
T = tense; HEAT = passion; RE = ER (the Queen), reversed = Brenda’s comeback
12 BEMUSE Bums screwing around with amphetamines put into confusion
*(bums EE), where E = ecstasy (3,4-methylenedioxy-methamphetamine)
14 UNFROCK Ecclesiastical “fire”? Get out of the habit
Double definition: to deprive (a monk, priest, minister, etc.) of ecclesiastical rank, authority, and function; to divest or strip of a frock
16 LEFTISH Like a more traditional Socialist took off his motley
LEFT = took off; *(his), with ‘motley’ as the anagram indicator
19 SPOT ON Smear working precisely
SPOT = smear; ON = working
21 INBREED After one bender, screwed as hillbillies stereotypically do?g
I = one; *(bender), with ‘screwed’ as the anagram indicator
23 WITHDRAWAL Retirement means coitus interruptus?
Double definition
25/4/24 HOME FROM HOME Comfortable place for battered Miliband, initially dividing the Houses
*(for), with ‘battered’ as the anagram indicator; M = Miliband, initially; dividing HOME HOME = the Houses
26 SHAMBLES Cock-up quiet promenades
SH = quiet; AMBLES = promenades
26 SPOONS Makes love like an old-timer, putting penis head in shortly before beginning to shrink
P = penis head; in SOON = shortly; before S = beginning to ‘shrink’
Gets the prize for the most Cyclops-esque clue of this puzzle.
Down
1 GO SOFT ON Lose erection then no erection — be tolerant!
GO SOFT = lose erection; ON = no, reversed (‘erection’ in a Down clue)
2 OPEN SECRET It’s public knowledge effectively, so pretence is bollocks
*(so pretence), with ‘bollocks’ as the anagram indicator
3 VARIABLE Maybe ‘X’ has Blair squirming, trapped in state enquiry initially
*(Blair); in VA = Virginia – state; E = enquiry initially
The pedant in me objects to this clue — as a variable, it’s normally ‘x’, lower-case italic.
5/9 STANDS DOWN Brown, beset by several disapproving socialist leaders, gets depressed and resigns
TAN = brown; ‘beset by’ SSD = first letters of ‘several disapproving socialist’; DOWN = depressed
7 PIPIT Bird seed sex
PIP = seed; IT = still ‘sex’ for crossword compilers
8/15 BORDER CONTROLS Wears the trousers after skirt — a big factor in Ukip’s campaign
BORDER = skirt; after CONTROLS = wears the trousers
13 MOTHERHOOD Labour success confers such status’ — Archer’s old lady?
Possibly the mother of the archer Robin Hood, and nothing to do with Jeffrey of that ilk
17 SEDIMENT Miliband? “I’m in broadcast!”, which is the dregs
ED = Miliband; IM; in SENT = broadcast
18 TISWAS Excited state in parliament is wasted
Hidden in parliament is wasted
20 PLIGHT Fair following for Penny’s hole
LIGHT = fair (as in hair colour); following P = penny
22 BALLS More than one party generates bollocks
Double definition — ’nuff said.

White
White

Here’s a link to something I found amusing:
Guide for parents

And, with apologies to the faint-hearted:

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4 comments on “Cyclops 548: Runcible spooning”

  1. Lemma

    Nice and easy this fortnight, I agree, jetdoc.

    2 down was a nice anagram and I really liked the surface and sentiment of 22 down. Balls indeed!

    However with 3d, variables can be capitals when used as random variables in probabilities and statistics

    http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Random_variable

    …so that is okay with me.

  2. Lemma

    Cleverer then to have clued it “Probably X…”


  3. Thanks, Lemma. However, the random variable is shown as upper-case italic

  4. Lemma

    Ah, yes that is true, hence the “maybe” in the clue, I guess.

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