Inquisitor 1413: Seedy by Artix

[If you’re attending York S&B please see comments 32&33] - here

This seems to be the first puzzle by Artix in the Inquisitor series so I didn’t know what to expect.

 

 

 

The preamble was quite long.  It told us that seven unclued varieties to be deduced have been cryptically modified before entry into the grid, thereby obeying a famous instruction by a thematic 12 whose name (seven cells in appropriate shape) must be highlighted.  Solvers must demonstrate a form of appreciation of the 12 by largely changing the contents of one normally-clued entry in line with the ‘usual’ form of a second quotation, leaving real crossing words in the grid.  Unchecked and mutually checked letters of the varieties could give EPIC FANDANGO.

I noticed that one pf the unclued entries had checking letters across its entire length.  That being the one across in row 9.  I hoped that might be helpful when determining what the varieties were all about.

I found this quite difficult to solve and made slow progress throughout. 1 across though, LUM HAT went in very quickly and I was lulled into a false sense of security.

I made my best progress in the NE corner, particularly with the downs and 9 across MALOTI  It took a while to realise which way round 17 across was working before I got R in HOST to give HORST.  With hindsight I I’m not sure why I struggled with the form of the wordplay here.  Eventually I had enough in 12 down to come up with BLONDE as the thematic entry.  Initial thoughts turned to MARILYN [7 letters] MONROE but I couldn’t find MARILYN anywhere in the grid.

A bit of research threw up MAE WEST as a BLONDE and clearly this helped.  The legendary Ms WEST was well known for her quotes although I was not knowledgeable enough to be able to reel them off.  For me the most famous was ‘along the lines of ‘Why don’t you come up and see me sometime’.

MAE WEST can be seen in the grid in the shape of a lifebelt (also known as a MAE WEST) surrounding the top of the word BLONDE

With the grid almost complete, I now turned my attention to the unclued varieties without really having a clue about what I was looking for.

I had

_N_A__E in row 2

RENACH in row 9

A__E_O in row 11

L__OT in column 1

A_GIOV_S in column 5

H_RDON_A  in column 8 and

ON__R in column 12

I looked at an anagram of RENACH and came up with CHENAR, a plane tree, a variety of tree.  However playing about with the other six incomplete varieties did not yield an array of trees.  I tried some substitution codes but again got nowhere.  The third prong of analysis was to look at longer words involving the letters RENACH.  Here GRENACHE came up fairly early.  A bit more research threw up the line ‘Beulah, peel me a grape’ being the only five words that MAE WEST said in the film I’m No Angel.  The quote was listed fairly early on one of the websites I looked at for MAE WEST quotes but it was by no means among the first listed on other sites.  Peel can be interpreted as taking the first and last letters off the grape variety before inserting the remaining letters in the grid.

Clearly H_RDON_A  offered another grape variety, CHARDONNAY  The remaining varieties were not so well known and needed clarification in Chambers or online.

In total the seven varieties, showing the first and last letters that were peeled off, were

ZINFANDEL

GRENACHE

HAANEPOOT

ALIGOTE

SANGiOVESE

CHARDONNAY and

CONCORD

Inspection of the unchecked letters and mutually checking letters of these seven entries shows that they can indeed be re-arranged to form EPIC FANDANGO.  As the letters in EPIC FANDANGO got used up I used the remainder to help me identify the really obscure grape varieties.  Not all of hem were listed in my copies of Chambers.  If anyone solved this puzzle without some use of paper or online references I will be very impressed.

Finally, we had to look at the impact of the second quotation.  I looked at the grid and decided there were only a few entries that could yield new crossing words without affecting the letters in existing thematic entries.  To my mind these were WEEP, IAMBS, MALOTI, TRIER, APIA and POCKET in the acrosses and ISIAC, LAZAR, BEMA, RESORT, RESTS and OPHITIC in the downs.  Having wallowed in MAE WEST‘s quotation for a while, the appearance of the word POCKET in the grid rang a bell with a phrase I had heard before but hadn’t really associated with MAE WEST.  That was something along the lines of ‘Is that a gun in your pocket or are you just pleased to see me?’.  The internet has variations on this theme in its attributions to the lady.

A six letter synonym of GUN  is PISTOL and some of the sources use this in the quote.  Entering PISTOL instead of POCKET at 33 across does indeed yield real crossing words in the downs – OVERLAP [unchanged], TEMPI, MANTIS, CITO and WHEAL  The insertion of the PISTOL in the pocket can fulfil the preamble requirement to demonstrate a form of appreciation of the BLONDE and fits with the title SEEDY which is a word some would use to describe the life and times of MAE WEST.  Some of the clues also had a SEEDY nature so there was a significant amount of thematic material throughout the puzzle.  I note that the word GUN was used in the wordplay to 10 across but I think this was just coincidence and I can’t see a way to get a GUN rather than a PISTOL in the POCKET.

I have to admit though that I didn’t really enjoy this puzzle.  The clues took me a fair time to crack and I’m still not 100% sure I have got the right entry at 11 down where I have gone for ISIAC rather than ISAAC for reasons explained in the blog.  I didn’t find the quotations easy to track down because there are so many attributed to the lady.  Finally, some of the grape varieties were, to me, very obscure.   Feel free to disagree with me. I accept that the phrase, ‘peel me a grape’ lends itself to crosswords like the Inquisitor and can see why Artix would wish to build a crossword around it.

The original grid  looks like this

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The final grid looks like this.  I think the only highlighting actually required is that to show MAE WEST in the grid.

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Across
No. Clue Wordplay Entry

1

 

Mac’s chimney-pot producing awful hum in necessary place (6, 2 words)

 

Anagram of (awful) HUM contained in LAT (latrine; lavatory; necessary place)

L (UM H*) AT

LUM HAT (Scottish [Mac] word for a chimney / chimney-pot)

4

 

Tender from Addis Ababa impounded by very good poliziotto (6)

 

BIRR (standard monetary unit [tender] of Ethiopia [capital Addis Ababa]) contained in (impounded by) SO (very good)

S (BIRR) O

SBIRRO (Italian police officer; poliziotto)

 

9

 

Small pedal to start waterworks (4)

 

WEE (small) + P (first letter of [to start] PEDAL)

 

WEEP (a spell of shedding tears; waterworks)

 

10

 

Sheltered arms coming from the East (4)

 

GUNS (arms) reversed (coming from the east)

SNUG<

SNUG (sheltered)

 

11

 

Series of stresses (off and on):  Being American, I have low opinion of myself? (5)

I AM (being) BS (American slandg for bullshit; rubbish)

 

IAMBS (a series of two syllables, a short followed by a long, or an unstressed by a stressed; series of stresses off and on)

 

13

 

Seaman hiding monkey gets particular disease… (6)

 

OS (Ordinary Seaman) containing (hiding) TITI (small South American monkey)

O (TITI) S

OTITIS (inflammation of the ear; [particular, referring to a specific part of the body] disease]

 

14

 

… his mate disembarks stepwise from mailboat off African capital (6)

 

Anagram of (off) MAILBOAT excluding (disembarks) the two letters comprising AB (able seaman, mate of the ordinary seaman in the previous clue).  The A and B are not together in MAILBOAT so I think disembarks stepwise implies omit separately.

MALOTI*

MALOTI (plural of LOTI, the standard monetary unit pf Lesotho; African capital [money])

 

15

 

Wound or cut tirailleur (5)

 

Anagram of (wound) OR CUT

TURCO*

TURCO (Algerian infantryman in the French service; skirmisher, sharpshooter, tirailleur)

 

17

 

Piece of crust rector placed in middle of wafer (5)

 

R (rector) contained in (placed in middle of) HOST (in the Roman Catholic Church, the consecrated wafer of the Eucharist)

HO (R) ST

HORST (a block of the earth’s crust that has remained in position while the ground around it has either subsided or been folded into mountains by pressure against its solid sides)

 

18

 

Eighty‘ act rumly in cricket ground (7)

 

Anagram of (rumly) ACT contained in (in) OVAL (reference The OVAL cricket ground, home of Surrey County Cricket Club and Test Match venue)

O (CTA*) VAL

OCTAVAL (related to an octave based on the number eight; eighty’)

 

22

 

Man needing treatment put jacket on before food (7)

 

CARDI (cardigan; jacket) + AC (ante cibum [before food], a term used in medical prescriptions)

 

CARDIAC (a person with heart disease; man needing treatment)

 

23

 

State (after border exchange) multiplies itself? (5)

 

STATE with the first and last letter (border) changed round (exchange)

ETATS

ÉTATS (states; plural hence STATE multiplies itself)

 

26

 

Dusty covering with ordinary look (5)

 

DECK (obsolete [dusty] word for covering) + O (ordinary

 

DECKO (look)

 

28

 

Greek accepted working next to Scot (6)

 

A (accepted) + ON (working) + IAN (common Scottish name)

 

AONIAN (relating to Aonia in Boeotia in Greece, or to the Muses supposed to dwell there)

 

30

 

German city judge? (5)

 

TRIER (German city)

 

TRIER (a judge tries cases which make him / her a TRIER)  double definition

 

31

 

Energy in Ozzie’s bedding is minimal in and out! (4)

 

E (energy) contained in (in) NAP (a word for bedroll in Australia; Ozzie’s bedding)

N (E) AP

NEAP ([of tides] of smallest range, of least difference between high and low points; minimal in and out)

 

32

 

Arrest warrant uncovered capital overseas (4)

 

CAPIAS (a writ which authorizes the arrest of the person named in it; arrest warrant) excluding the first and last letters (uncovered) C and S

 

APIA (Capital city of Samoa)

 

33

 

Conceal mark left by embryo transfer (6)

 

POCK (mark on the skin) + ET (embryo transfer)

 

POCKET (conceal)

 

34

 

Does Thailand need this to transport mortals? (6)

 

MORTALS* is an anagram (transport) of T (International Vehicle Registration for Thailand) and SAMLOR

 

SAMLOR (a three-wheeled vehicle common in Thailand, usually motorized and used as a taxi., i.e. a vehicle that will transport people [MORTALS])

 

Down
No. Clue Wordplay Entry

2

 

Mounting Athenian character, William’s thrust awry (7)

 

NU (character of the Greek alphabet) reversed (mounting; down clue) + STUCK (Shakespearean word for thrust)

UN< STUCK

UNSTUCK (loosened; awry)

 

3

 

Exclamation of  "O" up in the air (4)

 

HAUT is pronounced as [sounds like; exclamation of] O

 

HAUT (haughty; high; up in the air)

 

4

 

Raunchy marine by Jove! (5)

 

SEA (marine) + MY (expression of surprise; by jove!)

 

SEAMY (raunchy)

 

5

 

Kids’ view of oldish lady beneath live podium (4)

 

BE (live) + MA (childish contraction for mamma / mother [oldish lady])

 

BEMA (tribune or rostrum from which Athenian orators made their speeches; podium)

 

6

 

Rearrange trousers when American’s quit haunt (6)

 

Anagram of (rearrange) TROUSERS excluding [when … quit] US (United States; American)

RESORT*

RESORT (haunt)

 

7

 

Leans on perverts, as reported (5)

 

RESTS (sounds like [as reported] WRESTS [perverts])

 

RESTS (leans on)

 

8

 

Holy snake, thus was my worship for you? (Belter in  old movie) (7)

 

HIT [something outstanding; belter] contained in (in) (O [old] + PIC [picture; movie])

O P (HIT) IC

OPHITIC (relating to a Gnostic sect that revered snakes; holy snake, this was my worship for you)

 

11 Continues one account of divine mother, bringing floods (5)

IS (continues [to be]) + I (one) + AC (account)

This could also conceivably by IS + A (one) + AC but I prefer ISIAC

ISIAC (relating to the cult of the Goddess Isis; Isis is often referred to as the Divine Mother.  Wikipedia tells me that rivers flooded every year because of the tears of sorrow which Isis wept for Osiris.  There was a Hurricane Isis in 1998 that caused serious flooding in Mexico)

If the entry is ISAAC, I can make the link to flooding with Hurricane ISAAC in 2012 causing flooding in the Caribbean and Louisiana but I can’t find a satisfactory Divine Mother allusion.

12

 

See preamble

 

BLONDE (thematic word)

 

BLONDE (thematic word)

 

16

 

Uncertain measure in Istanbul clubs above poet’s den (6)

 

C (Clubs) + ANTAR (Shakespearean [poet’s] word for cave; den)

 

CANTAR (a varying unit of weight in Turkey)

 

18

 

Topless toyboy, perhaps to wash by superjacent beds (7)

 

LOVER (toyboy possibly, especially in the case of the thematic lady) excluding the first letter (topless) L + LAP (wash)

 

OVERLAP (geological term for a disposition of strata where the upper beds extend beyond the boundary of the lower beds of the same series; superjacent beds)

 

19

 

Leper‘s unlimited gaze held by endless frolic (5)

 

AZ (GAZE omitting the first and last letters [unlimited]) contained in (held by) (LARK [frolic] excluding the final letter [endless] K)

L (AZ) AR

LAZAR (leper)

 

20

 

Yearly ‘thematic’ stuffing (almost) over: Bingo! (7)

 

PA (per annum; yearly) + KAPOK (very light, waterproof, oily fibre covering the seeds of a species of silk-cotton tree, used for stuffing pillows, life-belts [Mae Wests; thematic allusion], etc.) excluding the final letter (almost) K + O (over)

 

PAKAPOO (Chinese version of lotto; bingo)

 

21

 

Portentous chap with involuntary response below (6)

 

MAN (chap) + TIC (involuntary response)

 

MANTIC (prophetic; foreboding; portentous)

 

24

 

Rate short-termer’s zip (5)

 

TEMP (temporary employee; short-termer) + O (nothing; zip)

 

TEMPO (musical term for time or speed; rate)

 

25

 

Bread-maker‘s sexual excitement under wife (5)

 

W (wife) + HEAT (sexual excitement in animals)

 

WHEAT (important ingredient used in bread making)

 

27

 

Outspoken "something coming into view" quote (4)

 

CITE (sounds like [outspoken] SIGHT [something coming into view]

 

CITE (quote)

 

29

 

Type of oil producing ecstasy in erect males? (4)

 

E (ecstasy tablet) contained in (in) MEN (males) reversed (erect; down clue)

N (E) EM<  Either E could be the one contained.

NEEM (medicinal oil)

 

18 comments on “Inquisitor 1413: Seedy by Artix”

  1. Well done, Duncan for persevering.

    I got as far as Identifying MAE WEST but I didn’t (still don’t really) understand the “appropriate shape”. When I think of Ms West, a very different shape is conjured up!

    I found, what I thought were wines (some of them) and then, pretty much, gave up. 17d starts with an unfortunate group of 6 letters – surprised that got past the editor or did he, cheekily, “fail to notice” or was it a reference to guns and pockets??

    All-in-all, not in the running for puzzle of the year, IMHO 🙁

  2. kenmac @ 1

    Yes – I spotted the first 6 letters of 17 down, but chose not to comment in the blog. I think it just fits with the SEEDY nature of the whole crossword.

    Look at life jacket logo to get a few images that bear some vague resemblance to the shape of the letters MAE WEST especially if you wrap the letters round BLONDE

  3. I loved the puzzle, but not sure about 1A. The only definition I could find for LUM HAT was a hat shaped like a chimney – not an actual chimney pot. Have I missed something?

  4. jonsurdy@3: chimney pot has a definition of “a top-hat (in full chimney-pot hat)”, so I think Mac’s chimney-pot is fair enough for lum hat.

    I thought the letters of Mae West formed her blonde hair. I think that the inflatable life jacket would not have been that shape to have attracted the nickname, as described in the derivation in Chambers. I highlighted the shape in yellow.

  5. I agree that was something about this puzzle that didn’t endear itself to me I’m afraid.

    To say the quote is ‘famous’ is pushing it a tad.

    And the grapes are in some cases very obscure. Unless you knew them or had six hours on Google to spare I think it was very hard to even guess at a couple. I actually spent quite while on Google once I had the theme searching the grapes but didn’t find two of the ones here!

    I’m likewise still baffled by the ‘appropriate shape’.

    And the change from POCKET to PISTOL isn’t really showing appreciation at all is it?

  6. I also went for highlighting Mae West in yellow, to represent her hair. I did wonder if the second quotation involved something about lying at her feet, in which case 28 across would have needed to change – but 12D didn’t seem the right shape to represent her person.

    I hadn’t come across, or can’t remember coming across, the ‘peel me a grape’ quote, and there seemed to be very few that could have been interpreted as an instruction, so I’m sure I would have remembered it. I did however spend some time enjoying many of her other quotes – a definite positive aspect of the puzzle.

    I found the puzzle as a whole hard going and the small grid with quite a few unclued lights didn’t give much to work with on some obscure clues. I only got 20D – PAKAPOO – by leafing through the PA… pages of Chambers (I’m definitely not a candidate for Duncan’s admiration).

  7. I’m afraid I didn’t even think about the specific colour I should use when highlighting MAE WEST.

    Yellow or blonde does seem sensible given the relationship of the letters to the word BLONDE which could represent a body. As I’d already used yellow to highlight the word BLONDE I just chose a different colour. Yes, I know I didn’t need to highlight BLONDE, I’ve just done it to make the thematic material stand out better in the blog.

  8. I have a more favourable impression of this puzzle than most of those that have commented. After finding RENACH quite early on & looking at it for a short while I guessed GRENACHE topped & tailed; I also had quite a few letters in {I wish that unclued entries were still numbered so we could refer to them easily} to suggest SANGIOVESE similarly treated. “Peel me a grape” immediately came to mind (but from having seen it performed by Blossom Dearie at one of her residencies at Pizza on the Park during the 1980s when I worked in London). This led to MAE WEST and the unclued 12d. And I don’t really have a problem with the shape of the ‘personal flotation device’. ALIGOTÉ & ZINFANDEL fell out, then CHARDONNAY gave me an inroad into the bottom right quadrant.

    I’ll agree that CONCORD (probably) and HAANEPOOT (definitely) are not well-known varieties, and I needed the list of unchecked and mutually checked letters to help me out here.

    On to the endgame. I did know the one about “Is that a … in your pocket, or are you just …” and check my ODQ for their version, which has PISTOL. I’m not sure whether changing POCKET to PISTOL is really a way to “demonstrate a form of appreciation”, but hey ho.

    Thanks to Artix for quite a reasonable Inquisitor debut, and to Duncan for the blog. (I’m sure that 11d is ISIAC – the alternative never occurred to me. And I assumed that Seedy simply referred to grapes having pips.)

    And kenmac @1: it seems that it’s not only beauty that’s in the eye of the beholder.

  9. With wine being one of my passions and hobbies, I enjoyed this one, though it was quite a struggle to reach the PDM. Having uncovered Ms West, it did require a bit of googling to get the right quote and then things started to fall into place. (The potential life belt connection didn’t twig though)

    The grapes were all recognisable to me without reference apart from Haanepoot which I had never heard of, by that name anyway.

    Once the grid was full it took me an age to find the second quotation. I was convinced that 4D (Seamy) was a homonym type reference to “Come up and….” – perhaps her most famous quote (?) and spent an age trying to work something around that.

    I also had the Isiac/Isaac conundrum – I think I went for Isaac in the end which now looks wrong thanks to Duncan’s Divine Mother explanation

    I think I celebrated the grid completion with a decent glass or two of ino oi 🙂

    Thanks once again to Duncan for the blog and to Artix for the seedy fun.

  10. Well, I’m with HolyGhost@8 on this one. I enjoyed it on the whole. Not all was straightforward though. It’s interesting to read in what order others managed to solve/deduce the various elements of the puzzle. I personally got the grapes/wine connection quite early, having seen the peeled SANGIOVESE, CHARDONNAY and CONCORD (a much more familiar variety in the US, where Concord grape juice is widely available in stores). I struggled then with the instruction: was this a culinary instruction for some fancy grape presentation ? After a brief diversion towards Stu Francis (he of the “crush a grape” catchline….but no blonde he !…I eventually got my brain in gear and deduced ‘peel’ and the quote soon followed.
    I had no problems with POCKET/PISTOL (Jessica Rabbit anyone ?), which to me seemed an unnecessary addendum to what was otherwise a perfectly acceptable thematic puzzle (less is more perhaps ?). Like others, I don’t get the shape (a bow, arch -like Mae West’s quotes – or curve ?) and I did think of the Mae West life jacket. Couldn’t settle on one though. OK, not top marks from me but a satisfying solve nevertheless. Thanks to Artix and Duncan.

  11. Well this one completely defeated me – though I did enjoy the challenge.

    Can somebody please explain what this elusive shape is supposed to be?

  12. I think if you rotate the grid by 90 degrees you will see a pixelated approximation of one of Mae West’s features.

    I enjoyed this puzzle immenesly.

    Many thanks to setter and blogger.

  13. BF @12 – Oh dear, and there was us thinking that it reflected the shape of the flotation device which went around your neck!

    We enjoyed the puzzle and guessed along the way that grape varieties were part of the theme. After being stumped for a while, partly due to the unfamiliar grapes, Joyce thought about them being ‘peeled grapes’ and googled that together with quotation. We were then able to locate MAE WEST although for a while we both thought that there was only one W in the grid and were very confused.

    We saw GUNS in the grid and guessed the correct quotation. We spent almost as long looking for the changes required as we did solving the puzzle. When it eventually came it was a bit of a disappointment after the rest of the solve.

    Thanks to S&B.

  14. This defeated me too. Having found Mae West (shaped more like a lum hat than a life belt, I’d say), I got caught up, thanks to the title, with her song “You gotta taste all the fruit”. Which, needless to say, I had no idea what to do with. Glad I gave up there, because if I’d got to grapes… I still wouldn’t have got very far.

    Thanks to Artix and Duncan.

  15. I was defeated by this. I managed to solve all of the normal clues and got BLONDE (obviously!) and then ground to a halt. I was hoping the blonde would have been Marilyn Monroe, but no luck. Like Duncan I tried anagrams of trees varieties etc. I briefly started making my way down a huge list of blonde starts looking for likely quotes but gave up.

    On seeing the solution I was a little dismayed by “peel me a grape” as a famous quotation. If this is what Artix considers famous then I shudder to think what he calls obscure.

    The problem for me with this puzzle is that the crossword element is entirely unconnected with the rest of the puzzle. I completed all the clues without using the special instructions at all. Then one uses the special instructions without any reference to the cryptic crossword one has just done.

    I look forward to the weekly Inquisitor as an ‘enhanced’ cryptic crossword, but this was just two separate puzzles tacked together. Ultimately it is crossword bit that I enjoy; searching for rare grape varieties not even in the dictionary just doesn’t do it for me alone.

    Thanks Artix (for the bit I could do) and well dome Duncan!

  16. PS – I forgot to add that like others I did not find the description of the shape as ‘appropriate’ helped. I suppose “an obscure shape that is difficult to identify” was appropriate for the puzzle in general!

  17. PeeDee @15&16 interesting comment:

    “…the crossword element is entirely unconnected with the rest of the puzzle…”

    That doesn’t reflect any of the team comments, but please consider it noted. My own solving experience involved deducing BLONDE, then spotting the life-saver around her head/neck. Knowing the Beulah quote, the grapes and remaining clues helped to fill each other in.

    As I say, comment noted. Thanks!

    J

  18. John and Artix,

    Just for the record, I don’t want to appear to be ungrateful in my comments above. I did enjoy the cryptic part of the solve and I have no illusions that my failure to get the rest was down to anything other than my own lack of knowledge/perseverance!

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