Cyclops 604 – Covfefe, and what not…

Ronald T Dump continues to provide clue-fodder for Cyclops, although there are some finely-tuned closer-to-home barbs as well this fortnight…

We start at 1A with COVFEFE – ‘a word from Trump’…did he fall asleep mid-Tweet, or WTF was his spiel-chekker doing?…

Some digs closer to home – 14A JEREMY CORBYNS’s unwise Glasto quote – ‘I will be PM within x months’…what was he on?! CORB-FEFE! Surely a bit of a 19D OWN GOAL there?

The ‘powerless’ DUP (if only) at 22d, and the last ripples of ‘strong and stable’ with May referenced in STEADY at 21A. And the powerful reminder not to visit A&E at 30A, as the only beds left seem to be TROLLEYs in corridors…

Any smut? Of course! – the anagram of SUB-TITLE at 28A caused a small ‘titter’ from your correspondent, and we had an ‘erection at bedtime’ at 8D and a dodgy ‘FAKIR’ holding the tip of a prick at 4D.

So pretty standard Cyclops-ean fare – with even some optimism in UTOPIA and DOVE OF PEACE, maybe dragged down by BOYCOTT, REPRESSION and TREADMILL…I think I’ll head for the 29A CLARET(S) to get me through…..

 

Across
Clue No Solution Clue Definition (with occasional embellishments) /
Logic/parsing
1A COVFEFE A word from Trump: “Eff off when the old fellah’s around” (7) (an enigmatically tweeted) word from Trump /
COV_E (old British slang, man, chap, fellah) around FEF (anag, i.e. off, of EFF)
5A PLACEBO It offers mental relief from personal problem after lay (7) it offers mental relief /
PLACE (lay) + BO (body odour, personal problem)
10A SPROCKET Eye holder welcomes publicity – “It’s got teeth” (8) it’s got teeth /
S_OCKET (eye holder) around (welcoming) PR (Public Relations, publicity)
11A CORBYN See 14ac. (6) see 14A /
see 14A
12A PASS & 24 Wally and wife spiking father’s piss (4,5) piss /
P_ATER (father), around (spiked by) ASS (wally) + W (wife)
13A REPRESSION Strict control on Sun and Mail, etc? No one’s backing (10) strict control /
RE (on, about) + PRESS (Sun and Mail, etc.) + ION (NO plus I, one, backing)
14A JEREMY & 11 Chump almost snapped “Be my crony, ‘PM in waiting'” (6,6) PM in waiting /
JER(K) (chump, almost) + EMY CORBYN (anag, i.e. snapped, of BE MY CRONY)
16A APOSTATE Disloyal type, one completely flattened, having dismissed two Republicans (8) disloyal type /
A (one) + P(R)OST(R)ATE (completely flattened, without two Rs, Republicans)
18A HOT STUFF Keen to bonk sexy type (3,5) sexy type /
HOT (keen) + STUFF (bonk, have sexual relations with)
21A STEADY Badly teased, energy gone, May ultimately is “Stable” (6) stable /
STEAD (anag, i.e. badly, of TEAS(E)D, losing one E – energy) + y (ultimate letter of maY)
23A AND WHAT NOT On that dawn, getting screwed, etc. (3,4,3) etc. /
anag, i.e. getting screwed, of ON THAT DAWN
26A DOVE & 2 Eve faced poo spattering – not Trump’s kind of bird (4,2,5) not Trump’s kind of bird /
anag, i.e. spattering, of EVE FACED POO
27A LOATHE Labour’s leader: love, hate, uncontrolled hate (6) hate /
anag, i.e. uncontrolled, of L (leading letter of Labour) + O (zero, love) + HATE
28A SUBTITLE Lube tits liberally, to provide onscreen help (8) provide onscreen help /
anag, i.e. liberally, of LUBE TITS!
29A CLARETS Short time before second wines? (7) wines? /
SHORT (Clare Short, late Labour MP and minister) + T (time) + S (second)
30A TROLLEY NHS bed: stay on yours and don’t be stupid (7) NHS bed /
if you are ‘off your TROLLEY’ you are daft/stupid, so if you stay on it…
Down
Clue No Solution Clue Definition (with occasional embellishments) /
Logic/parsing
2D OF PEACE See 26a. (2,5) see 26A /
see 26A
3D FROGS LEGS Non-PC French supporters: they’re hard to stomach (5,4) they’re hard to stomach /
FROGS (non-PC term for the French) + LEGS (supporters)
4D FAKIR Holy man just needs to hold tip of prick (5) holy man /
FA_IR (just, honest) around (holding) K (last letter, or tip, of pricK)
6D LECHEROUS Randy, ruined by Hello curse, left out (9) randy /
anag, i.e. runied, of HEL(L)O CURSE – missing one L – left
7D CARBS Craved by petrol-head dieters? (5) &lit-ish/CD – or self-introspective double definition? /
petrol heads (Top Gear watchers) crave CARBurettors; dieters crave CARBohydrates!…
8D BOYCOTT Snub oaf getting erection at bed-time (7) snub /
BOY (YOB, oaf, upwards, or erect) + COT (bed) + T (time)
9D UTOPIA Briefly united, getting head, one on one – bliss! (6) bliss /
U (United, briefly) + TOP (head) + I (one) + A (one)
15D YOU NAME IT Tony messed with EU aim – “Whatever you want” (3,4,2) whatever you want! /
anag, i.e. messed, of TONY with EU AIM
17D TREADMILL Tories oddly placed before publicity factory’s routine drudgery (9) routine drudgery /
TRE (odd letters of ToRiEs) + AD (publicity) + MILL (factory)
19D OWN GOAL Admit Environment Secretary half started with a line that helps opponents (3,4) (something) that helps opponents /
OWN (own up to, admit) + GO(VE) (first half of Environment Secretary) + A + L (line)
20D FINISH Carp about being elected, getting wind up? (6) wind up /
F_ISH (carp) around IN (being elected)
22D DEVALUE Lower the worth of powerless DUP? Leave off! (7) lower the worth of /
anag, i.e. off, of DU(P) LEAVE – without P, power, so ‘powerless’!
24D WATER See 12ac. (5) see 26A /
see 26A
25D TUBER Maybe King Edward, however, rejected Brenda (5) maybe King Edward (potato) /
TUB (BUT, however) + ER (Elizabeth Regina, Brenda accoring to Private Eye)

1 comment on “Cyclops 604 – Covfefe, and what not…”

  1. Bracoman

    Thanks both.

    An enjoyable puzzle which was relatively straightforward. The last two across clues took me ages to parse but got there in the end.

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