This didn’t take me as long as some Geniuses, but it was nevertheless a puzzling experience.
It soon became obvious that “the clues to the other solutions have an unwanted 22, either in their wordplay or definition” involved removing a P, but it took me ages to see this meant they had a P ADDED. Meanwhile, although I found several of the solutions that “could be 22”, there was no obvious connection between them. It was only when I had all the crossing letters for 22d that the penny dropped with a loud clang. Thanks to Puck for the entertainment.
In the listing below, the undefined “padded” answers are highlighted thus.
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| 1. | SADDLES | Sort of cups found in auctions? (7) DD (bra size, cups) in SALES  | 
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| 5. | JACKET | In the morning, Emma’s left in plane (6) ACK EMMA (military slang for a.m.) less EMMA, in JET  | 
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| 8. | ONSET | Start of Eton’s PE teaching (5) Hidden in (“of”) etONS [P]E Teaching  | 
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| 9. | ENVELOPES | Running second out of seven runs (9) Anagram of SEVEN with the S “run out”, + LOPES (runs)  | 
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| 11. | TERRAIN | Turtle country (7) TERRA[P]IN  | 
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| 13,16. | CUSHIONS | American wearing new chinos (8) US in CHINOS* – are any cushions not padded?  | 
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| 15. | TOILET SEATS | Cans food (6,5) TOILETS (cans) + EATS  | 
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| 20. | COAT HANGERS | Chaste organ playing (4,7) (CHASTE ORGAN)*  | 
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| 23. | DAIS | iPad’s mobile platform (4) Anagram of I[P]ADS  | 
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| 24. | GALATIA | Young female given a clue by a place Paul wrote to (7) GAL + A TI[P] + A – as in St Paul’s Epistle to the Galatians  | 
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| 27. | CONGER EEL | Drive off after permission to leave fish in the sea (6,3) CONGÉ (permission to leave) + RE[P]EL (to drive off)  | 
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| 29. | ELATED | Very happy journalist, after eating dish (6) [P]LATE in ED  | 
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| 30. | TIARAED | Pirate had not started out wearing a crown (7) Anagram (“out”) of [P]IRATE + [h]AD (not started)  | 
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| 1. | SHORTS | Goes across small river (6) R (small river) in SHOTS (attempts, goes)  | 
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| 2. | DESIRE | Purge to get rid of father? (6) To get rid of a father might be to DE-SIRE  | 
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| 3. | LET | Give permission, please (3) Double definition ([P]LEASE being the second)  | 
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| 4. | STERN | Back pass? (5) Double definition (just about)  | 
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| 5. | JUVE | Turpin’s 11 when young? Not half! (4) JUVE[nile]. Juve is slang for the football team Juventus, based in Turin. The “11″ refers to the size of the team and is not a cross-reference to “terrain”  | 
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| 6. | CELL | Instrument not originally orchestral (4) CELLO less O[rchestral]  | 
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| 7. | ESPOUSAL | Championing of stewed apples, when touring round America (8) O (round) US in anagram of APPLES less one of its Ps  | 
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| 10. | SCHISM | Split from carpenter into sadomasochism (6) CHI[P]S (slang for a carpenter) in SM  | 
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| 12. | AITCH | Headingley, primarily a place for playing cricket (5) A [P]ITCH  | 
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| 14. | FETE | Discussed plot for outdoor event (4) Homophone of “fate” = [p]lot  | 
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| 17. | SISAL | Regularly swims with friend, a Mexican rope-maker (5) Alternate letters of SwImS + [P]AL  | 
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| 18. | ACIDIC | Tart in a photo, arrested by policemen? On the contrary (6) CID in A [P]IC  | 
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| 19. | NATIONAL | President of a country? (8) A double definition (resident/of a country), though again the two definitions are almost the same  | 
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| 21. | STRATA | Players plan to lose a stone (6) STRATAGEM less GEM  | 
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| 22. | PADDED | (See instructions) (theme answer)  | 
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| 24. | GILET | Farmer with time for a little sex (5) GILES (stereotypical farmer) with S[ex] changed to T  | 
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| 25. | VEST | Somewhat flat 7up (4) Hidden in reverse of flaT SEVen  | 
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| 26,28 ac. | HEADBOARD | Chair a committee (9) HEAD (to chair) + BOARD (committee)  | 
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| 28. | BRA | Artist turned up in saloon? (3) BAR (saloon) with the RA reversed  | 
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The play on PADDED/P ADDED amused me once I’d figured it out after finding several of the padded items. As you say, Andrew, surely the essence of cushions is padding. But then I don’t think I’ve come across any padded 15s, but I liked the clue.
I enjoyed this workout despite struggling with some of the parsings. All the more satisfying for that. Didn’t know congé in 27a.
Thanks Andrew for the explanations and Puck for the fun.
I enjoyed this one – I saw what was going on with the p’s quite early but took far too long to connect it with p-added – in retrospect getting the coathangers first made it more difficult.
Thanks to Puck annd Andrew
Thanks Andrew.
Like beery hiker I got coathangers early on and could not see any connection with the other words that started to emerge, never mind the added Ps. Great moment of realisation when 22 finally became apparent.
Thanks to Puck for a puzzle that really did puzzle all the way through.
Thoroughly enjoyable. I reached about 80% filled but couldn’t finish for ages.
Of course, getting 12d wrong didn’t help. I had HITCH and convinced myself that a padded hitch was a thing. This stopped me getting the (ever-so-easy, on reflection) TERRAIN.
Still, all finished in the end. Thanks to Puck and Andrew.
It’s amazing how many of those padded items are available with LETTERs on (my “inspired” guess for 22 — well, P is a letter, isn’t it?). Even toilet seats. It was getting HEADBOARD that led to the epiphany of P-ADDED.
An enjoyable challenge.
I’m a bit late to the blog this month as I was away over the [US] Labor Day shindigs.
The two things I would like to add – if anyone is still around – are with 1A and 1D.
Early on I had “SUCTION” for 1A, as being an anagram of Auctions minus the letter ‘A’ and definitely a sort of cup. As I just had a couple of other solutions with ‘P’ missing, I just assumed it was a general letter to be removed, until I had many more ‘P’ solutions.
Later while I had still not got the theme yet but had VEST, GILET and JACKET. I thought the theme may be items of clothing for the upper body.
Well SHIRTS fitted 1D, but required ‘Goes’ to be extremely Paul-like, and probably not something the editor would accept!
It all became clear a few days later!
By the way aren’t all Gilets padded?
Thanks Andrew and Puck