Cyclops 656 – Posh Schemer

I’m not sure if Cyclops is saying a not-too-fond ‘Farewell’ to TMay, or offering a Churchillian ‘Welcome’ to BoJo – or both – in this puzzle.

Quite a few aggressive gestures – TWO-FINGER SALUTE, F-OFF, V-SIGN, UP YOURS! – which I suspect are aimed more at the incoming POSH SCHEMER, with his TOP-HEAVY ‘No Deal’ PROGRAMME, and his DESUL-TORY STYLE, threatening to CUT-UP ROUGH on any AGREEMENT with the EU…

Maybe a little suggestion that the departing TMay should go and HAVE FUN, preferably in a NON-PROFIT way.

3D was wonderfully concise, evoking an image of a sad clown performing in a cut-price supermarket car-park! And 4D suggests that Trump’s SMART PHONE is getting depressed with his knee-jerky Tweeting habit. As for 18A – well, what can I say?!

 

All V-intage stuff, fun to solve and blog. Hope all is clear below…

Across
Clue No Solution Clue Definition (with occasional embellishments) /
Logic/parsing
8A PROGRAMME Agenda for GOP’s main strike against Cyclops (9) agenda /
PRO (for) + G (first, or main, letter of Gop) + RAM (strike) + ME (Cyclops)
9A SKULL Head’s row reported (5) head /
homophone, i.e. reported – the SKULL (head) sounds like to SCULL (row)
10A SCHEMER Boris finally the revolutionary? “Yours truly, right one to make a plan” (7) one to make a plan /
S (final letter of boriS) + CHE (Guevara, revolutionary) + ME (yours truly, Cyclops again!) + R (right)
11A UP YOURS Out of bed, one’s said to accompany 16 ac.? (2,5) said to accompany 16A (two-finger salute!) /
UP (out of bed) + YOURS (one’s)
12A STAPLE Putin’s head covered by old hat – fix (6) fix /
STA_LE (old hat) around (covering) P (first letter, or head, of Putin)
14A ST GEORGE Patriotic figure way before a royal son (2,6) patriotic figure /
ST (street, or way) + GEORGE (Prince George, a royal son)
16A TWO-FINGER SALUTE Double-digit salary halved – Native Americans making dismissive gesture (3-6,6) dismissive gesture /
TWO (double) FINGER (digit) + SAL (SALary, halved) + UTE (Native American tribe)
18A POLISHED Rubbed top of penis with processed oil drop (8) rubbed /
P (first letter, or top, of Penis) + OLI (anag, i.e. processed, of OIL) + SHED (drop)
20A ORCHID Showy thing from church, wearing Dior creation (6) showy thing /
OR_ID (anag, i.e. creation, of DIOR) around (worn by) CH (church)
23A EXCLAIM Late demand makes you cry (7) cry /
EX (late, former) + CLAIM (demand)
24A HAVE FUN Perform sex with Joy – get much pleasure (4,3) get much pleasure /
HAVE (perform sex with) + FUN (joy)
26A V-SIGN Churchill’s thing very sore at first before gin cocktail (1-4) Churchill’s thing /
V (very) + S (first letter of Sore) + IGN (anag, i.e. cocktail, of GIN)
27A NON-PROFIT Unlikely NF portion is charitable? (3-6) charitable? /
anag, i.e. unlikely, of NF PORTION
Down
Clue No Solution Clue Definition (with occasional embellishments) /
Logic/parsing
1D SPASMS Jerks pass out when cut by short sergeant-major (6) jerks /
SPA_S (anag, i.e. out, of PASS) around (cut by) SM (abbreviation, i.e. short, for Sergeant Major)
2D POSH Far-right Katie, abandoning family, turns into a celeb (4) a celeb (Posh Spice?) /
anag, i.e. turns into, of HOP(KIN)S (Katie Hopkins, far right columnist & pundit, abandoning KIN – family)
3D GRIMALDI Dire supermarket clown (8) clown /
GRIM (dire) + ALDI (supermarket)
4D SMART & 22 Much depressed in the case of tweet-mad Trump? (5,5) &lit-ish/CD? /
The keys of a SMART PHONE are much/often (de)pressed by the tweet-mad Ronald T Dump…
5D DESULTORY Duels wrecked politician’s rambling (9) rambling /
DESUL (anag, i.e. wrecked, of DUELS) + TORY (polititcian)
6D CUT UP ROUGH Hack’s to act in bad-tempered fashion (3,2,5) doule defn.? /
to hack, can be to CUT (something) UP ROUGH(ly); and to act in a bad tempered fashion can be to CUT UP ROUGH (?)
7D GLASS EYE Good girlie mag. for the non-working viewer (5,3) non-working viewer /
G (good) + LASS (girlie) + EYE (this mag-azine!)
9D STYLE Approach an opportunity to get your leg over, it’s said (5) approach /
homophone, i.e. it is said – a STYLE is an approach to something, and sounds like STILE, something you might ‘get your leg over’, during a walk in the country…
13D APOPLECTIC Poetical PC (Barking) on the rampage (10) on the rampage /
anag, i.e. barking, of POETICAL PC
15D AGREEMENT Emerge – “ta” – with half of no bastard deal! (9) deal /
anag, i.e. bastard, of EMERGE + TA + N(O) (half of no)
16D TOP-HEAVY Descriptive of Dolly, prime screen villain? (3-5) descriptive of Dolly (Parton) /
a prime(-time) screen villain (HEAVY) might be a TOP HEAVY
17D AARDVARK Early dictionary entry shows RADA’s crappy (very) craft (8) early dictionary entry /
AARD (anag, i.e. crappy, of RADA) + V (very, again!) + ARK (biblical craft)
19D STAIN Liberal given the boot by dictator Mark (5) mark /
STA(L)IN (dictator, kicking out L – Liberal)
21D DENOTE Balls up public school upbringing? That’s mean! (6) mean /
DE (ED Balls, former UK politician, up) + NOTE (Eton, public school, brought up)
22D PHONE See 4dn (5) see 4D /
see 4D
25D F-OFF It makes frock rock? Get away! (1-3) get away! /
to make (F)ROCK into ROCK you take the F OFF!

 

10 comments on “Cyclops 656 – Posh Schemer”

  1. I failed to parse 8ac, perhaps thrown by ‘GOP’ with which I wasn’t familiar. I have learnt it stands for Grand Old (ie Republican) Party. However, “for” = PRO at the beginning and “Cyclops” = ME at the end, together with the def was enough.

    Re 11ac, I’m familiar with ‘one’ as a posh way of saying ‘I’, but ‘you’? Maybe just haven’t hung around enough posh people to hear it?

  2. Will at #3 – in my parsing of 13D, I had put ‘APOPLEPTIC’ instead of ‘APOPLECTIC’ – now corrected – which was causing lemming at #2 some ‘apoplexy’ (which I guess is better than the narcolepsy my blogs usually induce!?).

    (The comment could be read to seem a little brusque/demanding, but he did put a smiley face after it, so I took it in the humorous way I think it was intended…i.e. implying that speed was of the essence, given that apoplexy can be a fit of infuriation to the point of bursting a blood vessel…)

     

    Tony at #1 – re. 11A, I see where one is coming from(!) – I think I just took it in the sense that e.g. ‘minding your Ps and Qs’ is often used synonymously with ‘minding one’s Ps and Qs’…and didn’t think too deeply about it…

     

  3. Ah, I didn’t see your entry before the edit. I took lemming’s comment to be lighthearted but couldn’t see what he was getting at. Thanks for the explanation.

  4. mc_rapper@4, of course! What was I thinking? That a far more widespread use of ‘one’. Sometimes you can’t see the wood for the trees.

  5. I had a few favourites this time. aardvark, glass eye, polished and stain…..but the last was so well structured.

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