All four of my periodic blogs have converged on this weekend…good job I haven’t got a lot of other things to do, or places to be!…
…Cyclops usually every 4 weeks, EV every 4 weeks, Indy every 5 weeks and Genius every 6 months…perhaps the mathematically minded might want to work out when they will next all converge?!
Cyclops starts us off optimistically with REMEDY, followed by the ELEPHANT IN THE ROOM of the testing TARGET that Matt Hancock PANICked himself into setting at one of his STAGED press conferences. A nod to the initial PANIC BUYING at the start of the pandemic, and maybe a hint of TREACHERY by the said Matt Hancock, over promises of VISORs and other PPE? Meanwhile, the LACONIC BIGOTED ADULTERY BIG-CHEESE Bovid Johnson was taking a HANDS-FREE approach to the job!
That initial optimism fizzles out, with GLOOM and NEARLY towards the end – close but not there yet?
I enjoyed 18D with the definition of ADULTERY as ‘many a minister’s practice’, with a more specific reference to former minister Jeffrey Archer and his consorting with prostitutes at 8D.
The irreverent 20D caused a LOL! And my LOI was COBBER at 16A.
Thanks, as usual, to Cyclops, and hopefully all is covered below.
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Clue No | Solution | Clue | Definition (with occasional embellishments) / Logic/parsing |
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1A | REMEDY | Cyclops on date is soused in volatile rye solution (6) | solution / RE_Y (anag, i.e. volatile, of RYE) around (sousing?) ME (Cyclops) + D (date) |
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4A | ELEPHANT | & 15 He’s gate-crashed metropolitan hen bash – it’s rather embarrassingly ignored (8,2,3,4) | it’s rather embarrassingly ignored / ELEPHANT IN T_ ROOM (anag, i.e. bash, of METROPOLITAN HEN) around (gate-crashed by) HE |
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10A | CALORIFIC | Accountant on mad frolic gobbles one, which is fattening (9) | fattening / CA (Chartered Accountant) + LORIF_C (anag, i.e. mad, of FROLIC) around (gobbling) I (one) |
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11A | POSER | Engineers work around model (5) | model / RES (RE – Royal Engineer – pluralised) + OP (opus, work) – all around to give POSER |
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12A | PANIC | & 21dn. Clearing the shelves, pain-racked Conservation needs picking up (5,6) | clearing the shelves / PANI (anag, i.e. racked, of PAIN) + C (should Conservation be Conservative?) + BUYING (getting in) |
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13A | HANDS-FREE | How you might make a call, but not the Weinstein way? (5-4) | how you might make a call / maybe a CD, or cheeky double defn.? (Harvey) Weinstein was famously ‘hands-on’ (to say the least!), so making a call hands-free could be described as ‘not the Weinstein way’ |
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14A | OPINION | Bulb placed over Private Eye to facilitate view (7) | view / O_NION (bulb) around (placed over) PI (private investigator, or private eye) |
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16A | COBBER | China upset over BBC – “very out of it” (6) | china (plate – mate) / anag, i.e. upset, of O( |
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19A | STREET | Way Hazel, say, squeezed into scooped skirt (6) | way / S_T (emptied, or scooped, S |
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21A | BIGOTED | Cyclops picked up, put into the sack – unfair! (7) | unfair / B_ED (the sack) around I (Cyclops, again) + GOT (picked up) |
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23A | TREACHERY | Exhibited by love rat and every one shafting poor Terry (9) | exhibited by love rat / TR_ERY (anag, i.e. poor, of TERRY) around (shafted by) EACH (every one) |
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25A | HOVEL | Southern seaside town with large house of ill repute (5) | house of ill repute / HOVE (Southern seaside town, usually combined with Brighton) + L (large) |
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27A | GLOOM | Beijing’s ultimate spin machine alternative? That’s depressing (5) | that’s depressing / G (beijinG’s ultimate letter) + LOOM (literally a spin machine, rather than a PR organisation?!) |
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28A | TENNESSEE | Number associated with Boris – sense disruption by eastern state (9) | (US) state / TEN (number associated with the Prime Minister, currently Bovid Johnson) + NESSE (anag, i.e disruption, of SENSE) + E (eastern) |
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29A | DEMEANED | Put down ‘wicked’ in Act (8) | put down / DE_ED (act) around MEAN (wicked) |
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30A | NEARLY | The end of Corbyn: peer-like? Not quite (6) | not quite / N (the end letter of corbyN) + EARLY (earl-y, like a peer?) |
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Clue No | Solution | Clue | Definition (with occasional embellishments) / Logic/parsing |
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1D | ROCK POOL | Music game – just the environment to get crabs (4,4) | just the environment to get crabs! / ROCk (music) + POOL (game) |
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2D | MELON | Married Noel, lousy sexist tit (5) | sexist tit / M (married) + ELON (anag, i.e. lousy, of NOEL) |
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3D | DIRECTIVE | Blunt at Cyclops’s command (9) | command / DIRECT (blunt) + IVE (Cyclops’s) |
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5D | LACONIC | Curt, Bill eaten by desperate lion, cold (7) | curt / L_ONI (anag, i.e. desperate, of LION around AC (account, or bill), plus C – cold |
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6D | PEPYS | Life agreed to drop English diarist (5) | diarist / PEP (life, vigour) + Y( |
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7D | ABSORBENT | Retentive baronet indiscriminately swallowing bullshit (9) | retentive / A_ORBENT (anag, i.e. indiscriminately, of BARONET) around (swallowing) BS (bullshit) |
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8D | TARGET | Archer’s aim: prostitute, say, back inside? (6) | archer’s aim / TAR_T (prostitute) around GE (e.g., or say, back) |
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9D | AFGHAN | Two articles about three consecutive letters for Asian citizen (6) | Asian citizen / A_AN (two articles) around FGH (three consecutive letters) |
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15D | IN THE ROOM | See 4ac (2,3,4) | see 4A / see 4A |
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17D | BIG CHEESE | Hearty, stinking bishop, possibly VIP (3,6) | VIP / BIG (hearty, as in a hearty meal?) + CHEESE (Stinking Bishop, type of cheese) |
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18D | ADULTERY | Ranting rudely at many a minister’s practice (8) | many a (cabinet?) minister’s practice / anag, i.e. ranting, of RUDELY AT |
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20D | THEATRE | Her Majesty’s pissed at three? (7) | Her Majesty’s / anag, i.e. pissed, of AT THREE! |
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21D | BUYING | See 12ac (6) | see 12A / see 12A |
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22D | STAGED | Put on – that’s the way with elderly (6) | put on / ST (streey, way) + AGED (elderly) |
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24D | CAMRA | Authentic boozers ruining mascara, as lacking (5) | authentic boozers / anag, i.e. ruining, of M( |
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26D | VISOR | Short member of nobility wants alternative face protection (5) | face protection / VIS (abbreviation, or short, for viscount, member of nobility) + OR (alternative) |
If you take 6 months as 6 x 4 = 24 weeks, then you have to find the lowest common multiple of 2,4,5 and 24. The factors of each are 2, 2.2, 5, 2.2.2.3. So taking the factors of each that encompass all factors, we get 2.2.2.3.5 which is 120 weeks, or about 2 years and 4 months. Hope I got that right.
The usual fun from Cyclops and so many good digs – thank you Mc for highlighting them. I’m going to nitpick that a “loom” is a device for weaving, not spinning (which is done on a spinner, spinning wheel, drop stone etc). But hey ho. Cheers Cyclops and here’s to the postie delivering my next Private Eye some time in the coming weeks…I seem to get post about every 3 days.
Skinny at #1 – thanks for that – I’d better clear my diary for a week in early September 2022…assuming we are all vaccinated and back to ‘normal’ by then!
TheZed at #2
– I’m not sure if the ‘digs’ are intended by Cyclops, or just the products of my fevered imagination!
– Fair point on the loom of GLOOM…
– My Eyes have been hitting my doormat very sporadically, if at all, during lockdown…however, my back-up is that they normally update the puzzle on the website on the Friday of the week of publication, and they include an AcrossLite version which prints reasonably well from that software.
Skinny at #1 – sorry for misleading you…it is Cyclops every 2 issues, so every 4 weeks…except for when the Eye throw in a 1 week or 3 week edition, as they are sometimes prone to do around Xmas/Easter…which makes the calculation a bit unpredictable!
The zed wouldn’t weaving be an alternative to spinning though?
I think you’d be jumping the gun, mc_rapper. Your Guardian Genius posts here are 26 weeks apart. And 2.2.5.13 => 260 weeks, ie five years hence. Whatever, it’ll probably seem more or less normal then anyway.
octothorp @5: to make a cloth from e.g. wool you first need to wash and card the wool, to tease it out. Then it needs spinning which binds together lots of short fibres into a long, strong string – the same would be true of the short fibres of plants such as cotton or flax. Finally you can then link the strings together in your chosen manner to make a 2 (or 3) dimensional shape – weaving (on a loom), knitting, crochet, marudai braiding tablet weaving etc. So spinning is a necessary preparatory step before weaving. It’d be like calling “ploughing” “sowing” (but not “sewing”!), or “kneading” “proving”,
I learned a lot of this from friends who do these various crafts – and I helped build a spinning wheel for one of them from an old chair and a bicycle wheel. I’d never broken the process down into separate stages before either.
No problems with the crossword,but I have to thank TheZed for making me realise I had no idea what spinning was, even though I probably first heard of it over 60 years ago in fairy tales. I have now watched some YouTube and understand. Fascinating.
The Friday bank holiday and the suspension of Saturday postal deliveries have driven me to AcrossLite for Cyclops 676. The covers of the latest Eyes are usually (tantalisingly!) displayed at the start of the Peston programme on ITV on the Wednesdays that one’s subscription copy used to arrive in a bygone age.
I’m accustomed enough to the occasional bit of semantic looseness – something like a word being a synonym of a synonym – not to be bothered, and many people seem not even to notice them. So, for example, even the spin/weave confounding didn’t bother me: it’s a not uncommon association. But I do find myself surprised and jarred by the “I’ve” in 3d, despite the required answer being obvious, and I’m surprised no-one else has commented on it. I just don’t get (Cyclops’s => I’ve) as legitimate. I seem to being asked to make unjustified mental transformations, perhaps along the lines of (Cyclops’s => mine => Cyclops says it’s his => Cyclops says “I’ve” … => I’ve). Or am I perhaps missing something or not getting out enough …
lemming at #10 – this has obviously been festering at the back of your mind for at least a week!…
I read the ‘s in 3D as a contraction of ‘has’ in the sense of obligation, rather than ownership – so if someone said ‘lemming’s got to do <something>’, then from your perspective you might think ‘I’ve got to do <something>’.
“Jane has got” shortens naturally to “Jane’s got”. “James has got” does not shorten naturally to “James’s got”. Certain clues work better for a setter called Brummie than a setter called Cyclops.