Private Eye (Cyclops / 759) Hopeless Anarchist

I did that silly thing.  Grab the Eye as soon as it hit the doormat and tackled the puzzle.

I must go back to my rule of reading the damn thing before I do the puzzle, or at least the cartoons.
Now I’m struggling to remember what I thought as I solved it.

What I do remember is solving did not go well.
After failing to get 1d or 16d I didn’t get any of the acrosses till 13 which is a bit of a giveaway by anyone’s standards.   That didn’t help with 1d which remained unsolved till I got all the crossers – and that’s probably because I re-attempted it too soon after being defeated on the cold-solve.   I think you do better after a gap before another go at a previously failed clue.  What it did do is make 14d approachable:  Word beginning Y referencing Ted Heath –  and what a lovely clue it is – solid anagram, smooth surface.  Theresa May & even Heath himself would’ve been happy with that clue I reckon.  Definitely my favourite clue of the puzzle.

I’m not going to write a sentence on every clue here, but I will also give 10/12 a mention as an excellent (long) anagram with a great surface reading.

 

Across
6 OEUVRE Skilful operation – no bloke’s work! (6)
[man]OEUVRE (Skilful operation, without MAN (bloke) )
7 CAROUSEL About to get worked up before girl finally gives a ride (8)
C (about) AROUSE (to get worked up) [gir]L
10/12 US SUPREME COURT “Private Eye corrupt – sue ’em!” snapped conservative-biased government institution (2,7,5)
US (Private Eye) then (CORRUPT SUE EM)* AInd: snapped.
13 TEDDY Time with current bedtime companion? (5)
T[ime] EDDY (current)  First one in.
15 EXPANSIVE Talkative about sex, I nap – very English! (9)
(SEX I NAP)* AInd: about, V[ery] E[nglish]
16 HARICOT Filthy rich on overtime, but without a bean (7)
(RICH)* AInd: filthy, and OT (overtime), all around A
17 PAUNCHY One’s covered in dynamic fat (7)
A (one) inside PUNCHY (dynamic)
19 POLITICAL Partisan CIA contrived, with IT, to intervene in vote (9)
(CIA + IT)* AInd: contrived, inside POLL (vote)
22 TRAMP March will see change of heart by presidential candidate? (5)
TRUMP (presidential candidate?) with “heart” changed: A for U
24 LOCUM Deputy‘s dire column – finish off (5)
(COLUM[n])* AInd: dire.
25 ANARCHIST Archer isn’t a shit? – er, chucked out, he’d cause disorder (9)
(ARCH[er] ISN’T A)* AInd: shit.
27 STEINWAY Grand in sweaty pants? (8)
(IN SWEATY)* AInd: pants, Grand = piano
28 ADVERT Reduced commercial trade in trouble – Vladimir’s first to butt in (6)
(TRADE + V[ladimir])* AInd: in trouble.
Down
1 ROBUST Well, it’s right to have round tits (6)
R[ight] O (round) BUST (tits)
2 OUTSIDER Tories due for reconstruction, having no appetite ultimately for what Boris has become? (8)
(TORIES DU[e])* AInd: for reconstruction, with DUE losing its “E” from [appetit]E
3 TRIP Outing a dopey thing to do? (4)
Double Def.
4 MAKE-UP It might highlight king allying with EU in plan (4-2)
K[ing] and EU[rope] inside MAP (plan)
5 FLATTERY Soft soap: dull attempt to conserve energy (8)
FLAT (dull) TRY (attempt) around (conserving) E[nergy]
9 SAUDI Citizen Suella’s opening with a one-sided call for self-government (5)
S[uella] A UDI (one-sided call for self-government = Unilateral Declaration of Independence)
Helps to have been around in 1965 to get that one.
11 ERECT Before court? Hard (5)
ERE (before) CT (court)
14 YACHTSMAN Could have been Edward Heath,” May chants pathetically (9)
(MAY CHANTS)* AInd: pathetically.  Top clue
16 HOPELESS Rein in your expectations, being crap (8)
HOPE LESS (your expectations, rein[ed] in)
17 POLKA Take steps to overturn state cut-back (5)
AK (State, Arkansas) LOP (cut-back) all reversed (overturn[ed])
18 CLARINET Windy thing moderates article about ‘Johnson’s end’ (8)
(ARTICLE [johnso]N)* AInd: moderates.
20 LUCRE Ready to stick top of cock in carrot? (5)
C[ock] in LURE (carrot)
21 CRAVAT Conservative louse appropriates state formal wear? (6)
C[onservative] RAT (louse) around (appropriates) VA (state, Virginia)
Last one in.  I certainly don’t consider a cravat “formal wear”, quite the reverse.  Presumably that’s why there’s a “?”
23 PETITE Number one covering up plonker’s slight (6)
PEE (Number one) around (covering up) TIT (plonker)
26/8 CODE OF CONDUCT House rules often ignored – “poorly concocted, found to lack precision, ultimately” (4,2,7)
(CONCOCTED FOUND – [precisio]N)* AInd: poorly.
Well constructed anagram but without the flowing surface of, say, 10/12

Edinburgh Festival is upon us and the papers have been putting out their “best jokes of the Fringe 2023” lists.
Why is it one-liners don’t seem funny anymore?

So instead like the last Eye blog I did, I’m concluding with a recommendation – from what I reckon is the best record of last year: “The Overload” by Yard Act
Yes, last year.  My excuse is no-one told me about it till this year.

So spare 4 minutes to watch the video for this track.  “Well worth the money” (David Thewlis)

7 comments on “Private Eye (Cyclops / 759) Hopeless Anarchist”

  1. Thanks beermagnet, I also marked 14d as a favourite. I have to mention 20d as the surface read had me laughing out loud before any attempt on a solution. Great Cyclops cheekiness! The link to Yard Act was a nice surprise, I had never heard of them and it’s a really interesting song.

  2. 7ac, CAROUSEL: I parsed this as CA (about) + ROUSE (to get worked up ) etc, which seems equally valid.

    27ac, STEINWAY: really liked this one

    28ac, ADVERT: I think that technically, this is an insertion of V in an anagram of TRADE*, rather than an anagram of (TRADE+V)*

    1dn, ROBUST is hilarious

    3dn, TRIP: is the def very slightly iffy? ‘Dope’ normally refers to cannabis, but I think TRIP is reserved for the experience of the psychedelics, such as LSD, mescaline etc. Btw, great 56-min docu from the National Film Board of Canada about the pioneers of LSD here, if anyone’s interested.

    20ac, LUCRE: also highly amusing (at least for boys who never really grew up, like me). Took me a while to come up with the right word for “carrot”.

    Will watch the video later on WiFi (is it funny, I wonder?), but who can forget:

    Hedgehogs: why can’t they share the hedge? (Milton Jones?)

    Velcro: what a rip-off! (Tim Vine)

  3. Thanks beermagnet and good to know I wasn’t the only one to stare blankly at this for a while – has been true of my last few Eye attempts, hope it does not mark the beginning of the end!
    TonyCollman@4 I parsed CAROUSEL as beermagnet did, but like your version more( ROUSE may be less Cyclopean than AROUSE but think it fits the need “to get worked up” better), and had the same doubt about the trip.
    hapdaniel@2 thanks for Chambers confirmation as like our blogger I wouldn’t have thought a cravat particularly formal.

  4. Sorry, the hedgehog joke wasn’t Milton Jones’ but Dan Antopolski’s (2009 Dave winner).

    Gutted to have got this wrong as I actually knew Dan when he was a solicitor’s runner. I remember him telling me over coffee that he hoped to break into comedy and I thought “Yeah, right”. How wrong (right?) I was!

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