FALCON provides this morning's entertainment…
A nice mix of clues that provided a satisfying challenge.
Thanks FALCON

ACROSS
1. Book one occupies young children very much (2,4)
TO BITS
(B (book) + I (one)) occupies TOTS (young children)
4. Model intoxicated? Refrain from taking action (3,5)
SIT TIGHT
SIT (model) + TIGHT (intoxicated)
9. Handsome youth, coming from a party, turned evil (6)
ADONIS
A + DO (party) + (SIN)< (evil, <turned)
10. Flying through in it on a special (8)
AVIATION
VIA (through) in (IT ON A)* (*special)
12. Put on ring (gold) in players’ entrance (5,4)
STAGE DOOR
STAGED (put on) + O (ring) + OR (gold)
13. Discover the whereabouts of leader of toppled nation (5)
TRACE
T[oppled] (leader of) + RACE (nation)
14. After parking it by centre, row about stray dog (3,4,7)
PIT BULL TERRIER
P (parking) + IT + BULL (centre) + (TIER (row) about ERR (stray))
17. Cheeky kid, one stealing fish (14)
WHIPPERSNAPPER
WHIPPER (one stealing) + SNAPPER (fish)
21. Suffer at home having endless wind (5)
INCUR
IN (at home) having CUR[l] (wind, endless)
22. Small blue train, one lagging behind (9)
SLOWCOACH
S (small) + LOW (blue) + COACH (train)
24. Fail to see our island state (8)
MISSOURI
MISS (fail to see) + OUR + I (island)
25. Immoral type almost executed (6)
SORDID
SOR[t] (type, almost) + DID (executed)
26. Business centre in Newry, for example (8)
DOWNTOWN
Double (cryptic) definition
Newry being a town in County Down.
27. Western county in former kingdom (6)
WESSEX
W (western) + ESSEX (county)
DOWN
1. Time artist spent working in part of church (8)
TRANSEPT
T (time) + RA (artist) + (SPENT)* (*working)
2. Resilient, lad reportedly tense following article (7)
BUOYANT
"boy" (lad, "reportedly") + (T (tense) following AN (article))
3. Hallucinatory experience on Ecstasy? Nonsense! (5)
TRIPE
TRIP (hallucinatory experience) on E (ecstasy)
5. Running in red vest, toff, one who identifies with the lower classes? (8,4)
INVERTED SNOB
(IN RED VEST)* (*running) + NOB (toff)
6. Restaurant served up excellent crumble and pastry dish (9)
TRATTORIA
(AI (excellent) + ROT (crumble) and TART (pastry dish))< (<served up)
7. Formidable champion may make one pull a face (7)
GRIMACE
GRIM (formidable) + ACE (champion)
8. One behind the other inside Accident and Emergency (6)
TANDEM
[acciden]T AND EM[ergency] (inside)
11. Result of game if grass allowed to grow wild? (8,4)
GOALLESS DRAW
(GRASS ALLOWED)* (*to grow wild)
15. Top university job enthralling for each male (9)
UPPERMOST
(U (university) + POST (job)) enthralling (PER (for each) + M (male))
16. Established writer curtails broadcast (8)
ORTHODOX
"author docks" (writer curtails, "broadcast")
18. Journalist noticed hand tool (7)
HACKSAW
HACK (journalist) + SAW (noticed)
19. The characters one shouldn’t forget? (1’1,3,1’1) (7)
P’S AND Q’S
20. Shot of Mike in queue with daughter (6)
FILMED
M (mike) in FILE (queue) with D (daughter)
23. The end is nigh (5)
CLOSE
Never heard of whipper/one stealing. Nor bull/centre (I’ve found one reference that says it’s “mainly British”).
A good wholesome puzzle with plenty of smiles. Thanks Falcon & Teacow.
Thanks, Falcon and Teacow!
My top faves: AVIATION, INCUR and ORTHODOX.
GDU @1. What do you call the centre of a dartboard?
One of these words appears alias today.
BBC Pointless fans will know that when the question involves a “British city” the Northern !rish ones are always low-scoring:
Belfast, Bangor, Derry, Armagh (also a County), Lisburn, Newry (in County Armagh and County Down)
The obvious earworm – ArmaghCity
Hovis @ 3, a bullseye?
Not a lot to say today as it was all pretty easy. I was held up for while on 20D, thinking that the “queue” was “line” but I got it in the end.
Thanks Teacow.
GDU @6. Same here but I’ve often heard people saying ‘hitting a bull’ using ‘bull’ for ‘bull’s-eye’. Chambers suggests ‘bull’ in this sense refers to the shot rather than the target though. This doesn’t match with my experience but I was never much of a dart’s player.
Re BULL: I’m not much of a darts player either, but I am a pub-goer and I’ve often heard players say ‘Go for the bull’.
Thanks Falcon and Teacow
14ac (PIT BULL TERRIER): Here is what Chambers 2014 actually says under bull n: “a bull’s eye, (a shot that hits) the centre of a target”. Then under bull’s-eye we get “the centre of a target; a shot that hits it (also fig)”. The way I read that, it refers equally to the shot or to the part of the target.
PB @10. So it does. Skim read and didn’t even notice the brackets.
Fairly straightforward but there were a few traps for the unwary, such as thinking ‘toff’ was part of the anagram rather than a standalone ‘nob’ in 5dn, and ‘file’ rather than ‘line’ for ‘queue’ in 20dn. Favourites were AVIATION, TRANSEPT and ORTHODOX.
We did wonder if it was going to be a pangram, but in the end J and Z were missing.
Thanks, Falcon and Teacow
Thanks Falcon. I revealed GOALLESS DRAW and couldn’t parse ORTHODOX but I managed to solve and parse everything else. Favourites were ADONIS, INCUR, and GRIMACE. Thanks Teacow for the blog.
I went as far as looking up “limned” for FILMED, but it didn’t quite work.