Independent 11,645 by Tees

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We have a Tees to entertain us today.

Tuesday is usually theme day in the Indy, but Tees is not renowned for themed puzzles…. However, it quickly became apparent that there is a well-configured theme based on the scandalous revelations in the ITV series “22d 26ac versus the 3d”. As well as the inclusion of the infamous computer system at 14ac and the former 3d CEO at 10ac 1d, her replacement gets a mention at 25d. As a bonus, aspects of the scandal appear in the clues for 12ac, 18ac, 21ac, 24ac, 17d and 18d.

 picture of the completed grid

ACROSS
9. Instrument you fake for broadcast? I’m not sure (9)
EUPHONIUM

A homophone (‘for broadcast’) of YOU PHONEY (fake) + UM (‘I’m not sure’)

10/1. CEO returning award, remorseful at last: annul please — very dodgy (5,8)
PAULA VENNELLS

An anagram (‘dodgy’) of L (last letter of ‘remorseful’) ANNUL PLEASE and V (very)

11. Joke found in New Testament work (5)
NONET

ONE (joke – as in ‘the one about’) in NT (New Testament)

12. Game in long time one must stop: these from 3 not enough! (9)
APOLOGIES

POLO (game) in AGES (long time) round or ‘stopped by’ I (one)

13. Salacious but quiet amid endless calm (7)
LUSTFUL

STFU (shut the f**k up – ‘quiet’) in LULl (calm) missing the last letter or ‘endless’

14. Faulty 3 system as far as one can see? (7)
HORIZON

Double definition

16. Son with us greeting Japanese dish (5)
SUSHI

S (son) US HI (greeting)

18. Problems in electronics for starters causing confusion (3)
PIE

First letters or ‘starters’ of Problems In Electronics

19. Welshwoman English track among Poles
NERYS

E (English) RY (railway – ‘track’) in N and S (north and south ‘poles’)

21. Ogle cheery magazine exposing 3 scandal (4,3)
GLAD EYE

GLAD (cheery) EYE (‘Private Eye’ – magazine exposing the PO scandal)

22. Composer at sea left band without piano backing (7)
MAESTRO

A reversal (‘backing’) of pORT (left at sea) missing the ‘p’ (piano) SEAM (band)

24. One in the wind, singular events involving 3 staff? (9)
MISTRIALS

I (one) in MISTRAL (wind) + S (singular)

26. See 22 down
27. Lacking energy conclude article further on (5)
INFRA

INFeR (conclude) missing or ‘lacking’ ‘e’ (energy) + A (article)

28. Backing musical about 3 worker (9)
OPERATIVE

A reversal (‘backing’ – again!) of EVITA (musical) RE (about) PO (Post Office – 3d)

DOWN
1. See 10 Across

2. Penny coming in dispatches fritters? (6)

SPENDS

P (penny) in SENDS (dispatches)

3. Locus of scandal: criminal scope of it carrying force (4,6)
POST OFFICE

An anagram (‘criminal’) of SCOPE OF IT round or ‘carrying’ F (force)

4. Kajagoogoo singer in Peruvian city hotel on lake (6)
LIMAHL

LIMA (Peruvian city) H (heel) L (lake) – we had to check this one!

5. Male, in truth, that is insincerely suave sort (8)
SMOOTHIE

M (male) in SOOTH (obsolete word for ‘truth’) IE (that is)

6. Mate has 3 going in both directions (4)
OPPO

PO (Post Office – 3d) reversed and forwards – ‘in both directions’

7. From Yank it’s a sound prize? (8)
PULITZER

A homophone (‘sound’) of PULL (Yank) IT’S A

8. Man distressed by treacherous woman? (6)
SAMSON

Cryptic definition – referring to Delilah (‘treacherous woman’) cutting SAMSON’s hair or ‘dis-tressing’ him

15. Athlete on mountain eating a vegetable (6,4)
RUNNER BEAN

RUNNER (athlete) BEN (mountain) round or ‘eating’ A

17. Derides old Fujitsu leader twice with glass shattered (5,3)
SLAGS OFF

O (old) F F (first letter or ‘leader’ of Fujitsu, repeated) after an anagram (‘shattered’) of GLASS

18. Exploitative body PO duplicitous with trader? (8)
PREDATOR

An anagram (duplicitous’) of PO and TRADER

20. Jocks found in hammock among the crew? (8)
SCOTSMEN

COT (hammock) in SS MEN (ship men or ‘crew’)

21. Willing to finish early — scrap strategic move (6)
GAMBIT

GAMe (willing) missing the last letter or ‘finishing early’ + BIT (scrap)

22/26. Sub-postmaster against 3 in film sat happily with beer (6,5)
MISTER BATES

MIST (film) + an anagram (‘happily’) of SAT and BEER

23. Bird closed beak on morsel (6)
TITBIT

TIT (bird) BIT (‘closed beak on’)

25. Have novel experience with 10 1’s successor? (4)
READ

READ (‘have novel experience’ – as in reading a book) – a reference to Nick Read, the new PO CEO

 

18 comments on “Independent 11,645 by Tees”

  1. KVa

    Thanks Tees and B&J!
    Top faves today:
    EUPHONIUM, MAESTRO, PULITZER and GAMBIT.

  2. PostMark

    Oddly enough, I was geared up for this by comments on the Guardian’s own page talking of a Britishism filled puzzle in the Indy. My first encounter with 3d was unsuccessful and similarly so with the ex CEO. Then I got HORIZON, at which point everything else fell rapidly into place. Well done, provided one could remember the names of the key players, and a clever – if rather miserable – reminder of how we can screw things up.

    I have to say, in connection with a non-theme clue – ‘crew’ = SS MEN is a remarkable step. I worked out what it had to be and, I guess, if we are familiar with the ‘on board’ device, it is not beyond the pale. It’s at the tough end, though.

    I am embarrassed to admit I did vaguely recognise the name of the Kajagoogoo singer – but ‘stfu’ is NHO and went right over my head so LUSTFUL remained unparsed.

    Thanks Tees & B&J

  3. Sofamore

    Oh, that’s what stfu means. LUSTFUL is my top clue now. There are other useful points in the blog for me as well so thanks. Wikipedia helped with the theme. Thanks Tees.

  4. Bertandjoyce

    Bert solved LUSTFUL and I hadn’t looked at the parsing until I checked the blog. Needless to say it is not in Chambers – an on-line search was needed.

  5. Widdersbel

    Nicely done, Tees, 10/1 is very well clued. I couldn’t work out how USTF meant quiet… should have spotted STFU, which I am familiar with. Thanks, B&J.

  6. Ui Imair

    Another joyous Indy themed puzzle. There have been some crackers of a Tuesday.

    STFU a masterstroke, I think, but laurels to 3 down, with criminal scope of it getting right to the point of this egregious miscarriage of justice.

    Despite the obvious fact that the PO scandal has for sure ‘gone international’, I had a look at the Grauniad solvers’ comments relating to Britishisms. However, a theme is a theme about something specific happening somewhere specific, quite often, which tends to narrow things down. It could be about a book someone on The Guardian’s site has never read for example, if indeed they’ve ever read any.

    The sentiment is not exactly new to these pages, but cryptic crosswords are, really and truly, a British thing, and solvers should try to accept that. If it’s just totally unacceptable to some people, there’s always The Times’s Latin puzzle, which appears occasionally.

  7. Tatrasman

    I am one of those innocents who didn’t now “STFU”, so couldn’t parse 13A – thanks for the enlightenment! Excellent, so thanks Tees and B&J.

  8. crypticsue

    Add me to the list of people who didn’t know STFU in another great themed crossword from Tees. I do hope someone tells 22/26 about it

    Many thanks to Tees and B&J

  9. Alan Sheridan

    Very ashamed at how long it took me to remember that old chestnuts for Samson

  10. FrankieG

    Great scandal theme, like this one, also from Tees, 11 months ago: https://www.fifteensquared.net/2023/03/09/independent-11359-tees/
    Especially liked LUSTFUL – it used to be on the pillars in Camden’s Jazz Café, even before text messaging was a thing. loi SAMSON – 🙂 – no shame at all.
    Thanks T & B&J

  11. FrankieG

    Oops – wrong setter, time, and link – should have been Tyrus, just over a year ago: https://www.fifteensquared.net/2023/01/21/independent-11319-by-tyrus/

  12. jvector

    Took al long time for me to get the theme, so I struggled around it until I twigged HORIZON and that opened things up considerably. To contribute to the British debate, as a Brit I heard and read a modest amount of stuff about the debacle and knew of but had not seen the ITV drama; I needed to Google to get the names of the executives. Some stonking clues, almost Cyclops-like in their pointedness; all fair game in my book.Thank you to Tees and to B&J.

    p.s.loved LUSTFUL too, but needed to get all the crossers first!

  13. James

    Ui Imair @6, I’m sure I recall Tees expressing very similar opinions whenever that question is mentioned. I thought 5d was funny.

  14. Pete HA3

    I’d vaguely heard of 10/1, but no enough to bother retaining the last name in my memory banks.

    I also couldn’t parse 13a, not helped by looking for a meaning for ustf. Prefer to use the phrase in full myself, not that my cats take any notice.

    Thanks Tees and B&J.

  15. Tees

    Afternoon all. Many thanks for the comments, with esp thanks to B&J for the blog. And good luck to all the sub-postmasters too: I hope you get the enormous compensation you deserve.

    Ah the Britishness debate!

    If we’ve got as far as India, where Indian setters, e.g. Gridman, Incognito & Hypatia, are composing puzzles for an Indian audience, then we’ve got at least that far. Or actually, they have. Because I note that the THC puzzles are written with Indian flavourings: possibly in some ways this is like the Japanese with cars, as far as successful post-Brexit exporting goes. I think Americans have been doing cryptics for years too, with American things and concepts as answers, whilst here in UK we may have been too swamped by our own marvellously creative output to notice.

    So there we go. Hurrah for India and USA. Still writing in English, though that could change, even where people think that English is better suited to having its words molested than other languages (is it?). Where I do agree with the above is that I think it fair to ask our syndicated consumers to put up with our isms, insofar as this is still allowed, as a neutral position on this has been adopted by some of the flagship crossword editors for a while now.

    Love to all
    Tees
    Greater London
    England

  16. Petert

    Too late to add anything but praise. Is there an equivalent of Jorum for something you had completely forgotten until led to it by the wordplay? If not, I shall think of it as a Limahl from now on.

  17. Tees

    For the record, so to speak, Limahl is an anagram of the singer’s surname, created presumably by himself. For he is Christopher Hamill, no less. Their bassist, Nick Beggs, has become a person of my sometime acquaintance, thrillingly. For him of course 😀

  18. Oren

    As a Yank who has taken to enjoying his daily cryptic, I accept that some of them are more British-focused than others, and on those days I recognize that it’s not on my wavelength, use it as a learning opportunity, and await the next day’s offering. Today the wordplay was such that I twigged quite early that there must be something called the “Post Office Scandal”, and Google led me to the excellent wikipedia page that gave me enough information to get most of the themed clues. And as someone who has been in the “enterprise software” world for decades, I can totally see how this could happen…it’s a cautionary tale that is worth knowing!

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