AARDVARK kicks off the week…
A fun Monday puzzle. I was a little unsure about the parsing of 1d and 14a, but hope they are ok. I hope everyone had a lovely Christmas.
Thanks AARDVARK!

ACROSS
1. Rock musician with dope facing reporter’s questions (7,5)
CHARLIE WATTS
CHARLIE (dope) facing "what's" = WATTS (questions, "reporter's")
8. Old National Trust kiln powerless? (2,5)
ON TOAST
O (old) + NT (National Trust) + OAST (kiln)
9. Light jabber hit softly (3,4)
GAS LAMP
GAS (jabber) + LAMP (hit softly)
11. Mind-blowing experience Colin uncovered somewhere on the Med (7)
TRIPOLI
TRIP (mind-blowing experience) + [c]OLI[n] (uncovered)
12. Spanish agreed to enter joint conflict (7)
TENSION
SI (agreed, Spanish) to enter TENON (joint)
13. French barman perhaps gave it a shake, partly on counter (5)
SATIE
([gav]E IT A S[hake] (partly))< (<on counter)
14. Government protest changing crux of medieval battle (9)
DEMOCRACY
DEMO (protest) + CRECY (medieval battle, changing crux of (presumably from E to A))
16. Data latterly ignored one senior baseball player (9)
INFIELDER
INF[o] (data, latterly ignored) + I (one) + ELDER (senior)
19. Warmer, relative to Hebrides at first (5)
BROTH
BRO (relative) + T[o] H[ebrides] (at first)
21. Penny switches to tango in spotted thing that dancer often wears (7)
LEOTARD
LEOPARD (spotted thing, P (penny) switches to T (tango))
23. Stray addict’s opening declaration of inferiority? (7)
AIMLESS
A[ddict] (opening) + IM LESS (declaration of inferiority)
24. Son getting money in the main for poetic style (7)
SESTINA
(S (son) getting TIN (money)) in SEA (the main)
25. Dog having picked up garland, snoozes (7)
SPANIEL
(LEI (garland) + NAPS (snoozes))< (<picked up)
26. Artist’s cleaning procedure, with spirit, seen in Irish media (4,8)
RENE MAGRITTE
(ENEMA (cleaning procedure) with GRIT (spirit)) seen in RTE (Irish media)
DOWN
1. Special language surrounding meditation, one that attracts Tom? (7)
CATMINT
CANT (special language) surrounding TMI (meditation)
2. Contemporary ending to Ezra Pound poem (1,2,4)
A LA MODE
[ezr]A (ending to) + LAM (pound) + ODE (poem)
3. Set and match! Party arranged finally for tennis champion (6,3)
LOTTIE DOD
LOT (set) and TIE (match) + DO (party) + [arrange]D (finally)
4. Capsized US recruit among the boatmen? (5)
EIGHT
(GI (US recruit) among THE)< (<capsized)
5. As Premiership team’s losing 2 – 1, support is constant? (7)
ARSENIC
ARSEN[al] (Premiership team, losing 2) + I (one) support C (constant, speed of light)
6. Previous head Tongan occasionally adopts exotic dress (7)
TSARINA
T[o]N[g]A[n] (occasionally) adopts SARI (exotic dress)
7. Challenger at bridge protects English town (5,7)
NORTH SHIELDS
NORTH (challenger at bridge) + SHIELDS (protects)
10. One’s played a bit before game against the French (5,7)
PENNY WHISTLE
PENNY (a bit) before WHIST (game) against LE (the, French)
15. Horse around in Liverpool water, avoiding unknown river diver (9)
MERGANSER
(NAG)< (horse, <around) in MERSE[y] (Liverpool water, avoiding Y (unknown)) + R (river)
17. Exchange amorous petting (7)
FOOTSIE
Double definition
Footsie being the informal name of the FTSE
18. Devious sinner claiming payment card that’s turned up (7)
EVASIVE
EVE (sinner) claiming (VISA)< (payment card, <that's turned up)
19. Packet pasty, in middle, hot air (7)
BOMBAST
BOMB (packet) + [p]AST[y] (in middle)
20. Former ace that waits for no man? (3-4)
ONE-TIME
ONE (ace) + TIME (that which waits for no man?)
22. Small drink to overcome a crisis (5)
DRAMA
DRAM (small drink) to overcome A
I don’t play bridge so was defeated by 7d – is North designated as the player who challenges bids? If not, then how does one distinguish between NORTH SHIELDS and SOUTH SHIELDS? Needless to say, I plumped for the latter, being the town name with which I was more familiar.
Thanks Teacow
7dn; It will be interesting to see how this is printed in the PDF accompanying tomorrow’s puzzle. I was expecting you to put SOUTH SHIELDS, which I would have thought was the slightly better known of the towns on either side of the River Tyne, near the mouth of the river. (Edit; PostMark@1 seems to agree with this.) I have travelled more than once on the ferry connecting the two towns – all right, possibly no more than three times, but that is enough.
I put in SOUTH SHIELDS having never heard of the NORTH version. In 9a, it should be LAM (unusually appearing twice) + P. In 1d, I had TM + I (one from the clue).
I put in NORTH just because it’s the first in my mental list of bridge players. I was partly thrown by the use of “picked up” as a reversal indicator in an across clue.
I went for South Shields too. The FT app has North as the answer but I’m none the wiser. Also agree with Hovis on 9a. On toast was a new one for me.
Petert @4. I also didn’t much care for the “picked up” reversal indicator in an across clue.
By no means a doddle, this, but well worth persevering.
Favourites included MERGANSER, ARSENIC and RENE MAGRITTE.
Not knowing the tennis player in 3d, I flipped between Lettie and Lottie; the surface was suggestive of the former while the parsing of the latter seemed more likely. I put in NORTH – luckily as it turns out – for the same reason as Petert@4.
Like Hovis, I was surprised to see ‘lam’ twice in the sense of ‘hit’ (9a and 2d) – I parsed 9a as ‘lam’ from ‘hit’ and ‘p’ for ‘softly because I thought if you ‘lamped’ someone, you hit them hard.
Thanks for the workout, Aardvark and to Teacow for the blog.
I agree with Hovis@3 on the parsings.
I found this puzzle quite hard. The clues for 7D and 14A seemed ambiguous–not impossibly so, but 7D in particular, since either option fits. (I don’t know the towns, but I do play bridge.) But overall a fun challenge.
How exactly does “a bit” = “penny”? I know that there were some coins called bits (and not Bitcoin), but I was not sure about pennies in particular?
I must admit that I thought ‘bit’ and ‘penny’ were US for a ‘cent’ but I see a bit is somewhat larger with two bits being 25 cents (if Chambers is to be believed).
1d reminded me of the person who, rather than having a local anaesthetic at the dentist, preferred to go into a trance and ‘transcend dental medication’. I’ll get my coat.
I too found this quite difficult. I share favourites with Diane@7. I agree this was fun in places, but it needed a bit too much GK for my liking.
Talking of GK, I also wondered why bit = penny. My dictionary gives me a few options for a bit coin, but none are the equivalent of a penny. Perhaps the answer is in a dictionary I do not have?
Thanks Aardvark and Teacow
10dn: Collins 2023 p 210 has bit as 3 US and Canadian informal the value of an eighth of a dollar: spoken of only in units of two: two bits 4 any small coin.
Chambers 2016 p 157 has “a coin” followed by the more specific one where two bits equal 25 cents.
ODE 2010 p 171 has the more specific meaning, but I did not find the more general one.
All three of those dictionaries also have threepenny bit, a pre-decimal coin of which you needed 80 to make a pound. This has been out of use as a coin since 1971, but I remember using them as a child. That makes sense of the general meaning, but I have found nothing to make a bit specifically equal to a penny.
Some better editing might have helped here. I agree with the reservations about 25a and 7d.
“Penny” went in with a shrug, but I see the OED does give one meaning of “penny” as “the type of a coin of small value”, which I suppose could get one to bit at a stretch.
While in pedantic mode, the FTSE is not an exchange, it’s an index. The exchange is the LSE.
Two bits is 25 cents. There is a classic US football cheer that goes:
“Two bits, four bits, six bits, a dollar!
All for the [insert team name here], stand up and holler!”
Thanks Aardvark. I found this on the difficult side and I concur with Martyn @10 regarding the amount of GK needed to solve this. As a result I did a fair amount of guessing. (My guess was wrong in 7d where I put in SOUTH only to be overruled by the ‘check word’ button.) I also questioned ‘picked up’ as a reversal indicator in an across clue; in my mind any combo with ‘up’ is reserved for down clues. Gripes aside this was a decent crossword with CHARLIE WATTS, EIGHT, FOOTSIE, ONE-TIME, and DRAMA being top picks. Thanks Teacow for the blog.
Having been able to solve every FT crossword I’ve attempted over the past week, I was very disappointed to encounter this utterly impenetrable ***** of ****. Unforgivably bad clueing. Catmint? Lottie Dod? Appalling.,
Having been able to solve every FT crossword I’ve attempted over the past week, I was very disappointed to encounter this utterly impenetrable ***** of ****. Unforgivably bad clueing. Catmint? Lottie Dod? Appalling.,
Fun puzzle—thanks Aardvark! My favorite was 1A, perhaps because I am a fan of the Stones. Happy New Year to all.
Solved, but not totally satisfying, for reasons already discussed, viz:
(a) the ambiguity over North or South Shields – I spent several minutes in a fruitless search on Google to try and identify the challenger in bridge;
(b) the reversal indicator in 25ac is more suited to a down clue;
(c) I doubt if many younger solvers have ever heard of the tennis player in 3dn; even as an octogenarian I had hardly ever heard of her!
But I did like the long answers at 1ac and 26ac; RTE for ‘Irish media’ was very neat.
Thanks, Aardvark and Teacow
Yvette – what an unpleasant comment. Plenty of people (including me) managed to construct both CATMINT and LOTTIE DOD, despite never having heard of them. That to me is a sign of rather clear cluing. Perhaps it’s not the setter’s fault you couldn’t get them? Just a thought.
I agree with what others have said about the unfortunate unresolvable ambiguity in 7d, and ‘picked up’ in an across clue, but I did enjoy the puzzle – particularly RENE MAGRITTE.
Thanks both.
allan_c So you’re saying your Google search didn’t come up trumps 😀
I’m behind on solving but in case replies show up in your inbox, I can explain the “bits” in American slang. It’s from the old Spanish dollar which was known as a “piece of eight”. Two of those eight bits would make up 25 cents.