Cyclops 795 – Pie-Eyed Wassailer

Cyclops laughs in the face of ‘Dry January’ (although I prefer to think of it as ‘Dry Gin-uary’…)

…with almost every clue and/or solution having alcoholic/inebriant connotations.

Solvers, or WASSAILERs, must get PIE-EYED, RAT-ARSED, PISSED AS A NEWT, DOPED, SMASHED, HALF-CUT, PLASTERED, BRAHMS AND LISZT drinking TODDY during BOOZE-UPS at ALEHOUSES and other LOCALES, until they suffer from DYSPHASIA and have to go for a LIE DOWN!

(After all that, there might need to be a bit of RADIOLOGY on the liver as well…)

 

 

Cheers! Hic…

 

Across
Clue No Solution Clue (definition underlined)

Logic/parsing

1A BOOZE-UPS These involve taking leak in different pubs? (5-3)

B_UPS (anag, i.e. different, of PUBS) around OOZE (leak)

5A FREDA Farage’s initial dare to change name (5)

F (Farage’s initial) + REDA (anag, i.e. to change, of DARE)

9A ALEHOUSES Bitter retailers snapped: “EU asshole!” (9)

anag, i.e. snapped, of EU ASSHOLE

10A NORSE Cigar butt evident in wine’s aroma gets past tongue (5)

NO_SE (win’s aroma) around R (butt, or last letter, of cigaR)

11A MALTESE Whisky? See pissed islanders (7)

MALT (whisky) + ESE (anag, i.e. pissed, of SEE)

12A SMASHED Loaded pulped (7)

double defn. – SMASHED can mean drunk, or loaded; and SMASHED can mean pulped

13A AMPERSAND Crappy Parmesan has Dutch character (9)

AMPERSAN (anag, i.e. crappy, of PARMESAN) + D (Dutch)

16A CUT UP Hack, being tumescent, is distressed (3,2)

CUT (hack) + UP (being tumescent)

18A DOPED On a trip, act pissed, lacking energy (5)

DO (act) + PE(E)D (pissed, lacking E, energy)

20A AUSTRALIA At heart, “boozer” popularly represents this country (9)

AUSTRALIA is often shortened to OZ, which is at the heart, or centre, of ‘boOZer’!

22A LIE-DOWN Whopper has feathers stuck on? Don’t stand for that (3-4)

LIE (whopper, untruth) + DOWN (feathers)

24A HALF-CUT Legless batsman’s partial stroke (4-3)

a cut is a cricket shot, or stroke, so a HALF-CUT could be a partial stroke by a batsman

26A SAY-SO For example, drunkard has no time for authority (3-2)

SAY (for example) + SO(T) (sot, drunkard, with no T, time)

27A WASSAILER Eye welcomes attack on Starmer, finally – “Raver!” (9)

W_E (Private Eye, from the setter’s/editor’s perspective) around (welcoming) ASSAIL (attack), plus R (final letter of starmeR)

28A TODDY Two Democrats, covered in trifle, drink (5)

TO_Y (trifle) around (covering) DD (Democrat, twice)

29A RAT-ARSED Tight bottomed contrary sailor comes first (3-5)

RAT (tar, or sailor, contrary) + ARSE_D (bottom_ed)

Down
Clue No Solution Clue (definition underlined)

Logic/parsing

1D BRAHMS AND (LISZT) & 22dn. Two masters who can no longer score, being pissed (6,3,5)

Messrs BRAHMS and LISZT are two past masters, or maestros, who can no longer write musical scores due to their not being alive any more!

[This clue brings the Monty Python song Decomposing Composers to mind…]

2D OVERLAP Where beer belly’s found to extend into another’s space (7)

punning double defn. – a beer belly might be found OVER your LAP!; and to OVERLAP is to extend into another’s space

3D EMOTE Booze finally gets Mark to act with feeling (5)

E (final letter of boozE) + MOTE (mark, or blemish)

4D PISSED AS A (NEWT) & 23dn. Was responsible for a leak, like a recent leader of Tories getting hammered (6,2,1,4)

PISSED (was responsible for a leak!) + AS (like) + A + NEW (recent) + T (leading letter of Tories)

5D FAN DANCER Female with one ball, right? Sexy performer (3,6)

F (female) + AN (one) + DANCE (ball) + R (right)

6D EARSHOT Within this, you’ll hear of an organ placed over a serving of whisky? (7)

EAR (a bodily organ) placed over (in a Down clue) SHOT (a serving of whisky)

7D AHEAD Forward half of non-drinkers: “Beer’s topping!” (5)

A(A) (half of AA, Alcoholics Anonymous, non-drinkers) + HEAD (beer’s topping)

8D ASPS Wife’s out of stingers – just one did for Cleo (4)

(W)ASPS – stingers, wasps, without W, wife

14D RADIOLOGY Science responsible for half-cut dairy logo (9)

anag, i.e. half-cut, of DAIRY LOGO

15D DYSPHASIA Difficulty getting the words out in Gladys’ PH, as I articulated (9)

hidden word in ‘glaDYS PH AS I Articulated’

17D PLASTERED Drunk, the recipient of first aid treatment? (9)

if you have first aid for a cut/injury you might be PLASTERED!

19D PIE-EYED Incapable, this organ, when sheathed in black and white (3-4)

PIE_D (black and white) around (sheathing) EYE (Private Eye, this organ)

21D LOCALES Places army officer back on alcoholic drinks (7)

LOC (col, colonel, army officer, back) + ALES (alcoholic drinks)

22D LISZT See 1dn. (5)

see 1D

23D NEWT See 4dn. (4)

see 4D

25D LIANA Creepy thing in Mali (an alcoholic) (5)

hidden word in ‘maLI AN Alcoholic’

6 comments on “Cyclops 795 – Pie-Eyed Wassailer”

  1. Roz

    Thanks for the blog , a very impressive use of the theme , I suppose it highlights how many words we actually use for drinking alcohol .
    Very minor quibble for science=RADIOLOGY , I suspect some dictionaries may give cover for the setter but I take the updated Rutherford view – All science is Particle Physics , the rest is just colouring-in .

  2. mc_rapper67

    A very Roz-ian quibble! Nice to see you back…

  3. TheFatController

    Thanks mc_rapper67 and Cyclops. The boozy theme made this a doddle, a nice easy one after the Christmas biggie. The answers just slipped in. A gentle start to the new year.

  4. Franko

    Cheers mc_rapper67 & Cyclops. I love the the ’round’ up. I managed to get through this one, mostly with a beer in hand. I marked 1/22d and 2 down as favourites. I particularly liked 1/22d which had me chuckling no end. Welcome back Roz from me also.

  5. Roz

    Thank you mc and Franko , it is good to be back .

  6. Winsor

    I’m with Roz….and welcome back!
    Radiology is more the use of science I feel! But I love the colouring in comment!!

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