Independent 11,949 by Bluebird

A poor show from Bluebird today …

… an intentionally poor show.  There’s something bad about most across rows.

When I started solving this puzzle I was a bit miffed when I realised there is surely absolutely no way to cold solve 1A.  I realised immediately there was something about the across answers that would explain 1A, but I couldn’t help being annoyed that I had to get the rest of the puzzle before it became clear.  Maybe that’s why I made a desultory stab at the answers as I went through the first pass.
I had 10 in place after reading all the clues.  Most of these were in small patches of what I now realise were relatively accessible clues.  Starting with  7a then 8 and 10.  7d then 12.
18d was a good one to get early on, but for 18a do I know any Zoroastrian administrators?  Turns out I have heard of the answer (and they are not necessarily an administrator).
And 26a TURRET GUN – the anagram couldn’t be anything else but is there really one of these in some heraldic emblem for the King?  I thought Charley boy was all for peace’n’love.  Anyway I did write it in at the end and leave it to all you royalist experts out there to put me right (’cause Google wasn’t much help).

So I struggled on until I had enough to see 1A must be BREAKING BAD and the significance of BAD in the across clues.  The two across answers in each row show a word meaning “Bad” when read across the unch.  I have put them (my guesses) on the right hand side of the grid image below.  This helped confirm a few of the paired across answers, in particular 16A VILLS (that word is a bit weird) and the entirely unnecessary 28a (do we really have to sink this low?).

Got to thank Bluebird for it all.
And please put me right where I have not understood some of those wordplays.

I see the family home featured in Breaking Bad is in the news recently because the family is fed up of the tourists, especially those that chuck pizzas onto their roof etc.   I can understand this, from both sides.  I enjoyed that series immensely, but one of the stand out memories is the pizza on the roof – it was really funny.

We had a production filmed down our road many years ago.  A house across the road and down a bit was the main focus.  But there were shots along the road, so a third assistant producer assistant appeared at our door offering £50 for us to take down our satellite dish (it was supposed to be Australia in the 60s).  Quick as a flash my partner Sophie said make it £100 and write the cheque to our village “Save the Library ” campaign.  Thus for some time the Friends of the Libray group’s events at the library bore the words “Sponsored by Film Four”.
Also, when they put the dish back up and tuned it in properly it worked better than it ever had done before!

Across
1 BREAKING BAD Show what across answers are doing? (8,3)
It’s a show – how the across answers “breaking bad” will be explained above
7 IRE Anger that is consuming Romeo (3)
R[omeo] inside IE (i.e., that is)
9 THEME The crossword setter’s motif (5)
THE ME (the crossword setter)
10 ANGOSTURA Deranged Argonaut’s source of bitterness? (9)
(ARGONAUT’S)* AInd: deranged.
11 TOPSAIL Something raised by student – one with a point – getting knocked back (7)
L I A SPOT from L (student) I (one) A SPOT (a point) all reversed
12 LIONESS One’s piercing is put on close to navel for part of Pride (7)
ONES inside (piercing) IS, preceded by [nave]L
13 BONHOMMIE Friendliness engendered by dancing on the ends of podium alongside himbo (9)
(HIMBO ON [podiu]M [alongsid]E)* AInd: dancing.
16 VILLS In Italy, the large rude signs surrounding old townships (5)
IL (the, in Italian) L[arge], all inside VS (V-signs)
18 PARSI Zoroastrian administrator with repetitive strain injury (5)
PA (personal Assistment, administrator) RSI (R S Injury)
19 NOTODONTA Moths fluttering at noon, keeping to the far edge of wood (9)
(AT NOON + TO + [woo]D)* AInd: fluttering. V Hard if you’re not an expert on moths.
21 TITANIC To some extent, isn’t It a niche film? (7)
Hidden inside isn’T IT A NIChe
24 RAPPORT Talk with Santander, say, to get bond (7)
RAP (talk) PORT (Sandanter, say)
26 TURRET GUN Rug nutter ruined in part of the King’s Arms? (6,3)
(RUG NUTTER)* AInd: ruined.   Wherever is there a turret gun in the King’s Arms?  Must be some heraldry I have never seen
27 CLEAN Start to cook Jack Sprat’s dinner, then wash up (5)
C[ook] LEAN (“Jack Sprat would eat no fat, his wife would eat no lean”)
28 POO I leave one sat expectantly in front of Parsifal with opera glasses (3)
P[arsifal] OO (opera glasses)  Well Really!
29 RESIDENTERS Inhabitants/tenants hosting Raith Rovers? (11)
SIDE (Raith Rovers? for example) inside RENTERS (tenants)
Down
1 BATHTUB Half of bubbly liquid that’s inside jacuzzi? (7)
(THAT)* AInd: liquid, inside BUB[bly]
2 EYE-OPENER I heard Act One and it’s a revelation (3-6)
EYE (Homophone “I”) OPENER (Act One)
3 KEEMA Make mincemeat out of one submissive turning up (5)
(A MEEK)<
4 NEARLY MAN Bridesmaid got with ancient relative by the end of reception (6,3)
[receptio]N then EARLY MAN (ancient relative).  I’m not 100% clear about this def.
5 BAGEL To make something with a hole, push the middle out fully – just the middle (5)
BA[r]GE (push, middle missing) [fu]L[ly] (just the middle of fully) Difficult def. It’s got a hole?
6 DISSOLVED Detective’s unravelled, and experienced a breakdown? (9)
DI’s SOLVED (Detective’s unravelled)
7 INURE Condition of wound when juvenile’s head is cut (5)
IN[j]URE (wound, with J[uvenile] removed)
8 ELAPSES Passes by Pele and headers from Shearer are simulated all over the place (7)
(PELE + S[hearer] A[re] S[imulated])* AInd: all over the place.
14 ORIENTEER Infiltrate smuggling base after soldiers and I use map and compass (9)
E (base) “smuggled” inside ENTER (infiltrate) after OR (soldiers, Other Ranks) I
15 ENTHRONED Stop outside toilet getting installed (9)
END (stop) around THRONE (toilet)
17 LONDONESE Cockney, aroused, loosened one end of nightgown (9)
(LOOSENED +[nightgow]N)* AInd: aroused.
18 PIT STOP Speedy car repair service in block south of mine (3,4)
PIT (mine) STOP (block)
20 ATTENDS Is there one Times journalist covering north and south? (7)
A (one), TT (times), ED (journalist) around N[orth], S[outh]
22 TORSO To evenly press on main part (5)
TO [p]R[e]S[s] O[n] .  Evenly:  even letters of what follows
23 CAGES 100 years to make a battery? (5)
C (100) AGES (years)
25 PECAN Filling removed from pie tin? (5)
P[i]E (PIE, filling removed) CAN (tin) Semi-&Lit ? Def.: Filling as in a pie

 

15 comments on “Independent 11,949 by Bluebird”

  1. BREAKING BAD: Despite the setter asking me to look for something in the across solutions, I took ages to understand what it was!!!
    TURRET GUN
    Is it simply ‘part of the King’s arms (weaponry)’?
    NEARLY MAN
    Looks like the def is ‘bridesmaid’ in the sense of ‘a runner-up’
    (got with: link words)

    NOTODONTA
    (a minor difference in my parse)
    ATNOON* keeping TOD

    Thanks Bluebird and beermagnet!

  2. Tough but fair, and an entertaining grid to boot – the definition for POO was my favourite, and could’ve stood (sat?) on its own as a cryptic definition.

    Thanks both.

  3. NEARLY MAN was my LOI and I struggled to reconcile a male phrase with a traditionally female role. As KVa suggests, I think it is runner up in the sense of ‘Always the bridesmaid, never the bride’ which I have certainly seen applied to males. I liked the BREAKING BAD device and, unlike our blogger, was happy enough to wait for elucidation – but pleased to know from the get-go that there was something to look out for. And the split words were neatly done. As for POO, it’s not the rudest word in the book if not necessarily what some solvers will appreciate with their breakfast.

    I found this reasonably tricky – Bluebird always demands some lateral thinking and I enjoy the cryptic ideas. Interesting to see a couple of clues with the ‘Make definition from WP’ construction that doesn’t put the def at the very end. Faves inc THEME for the self-referential cruciverbal nature; ANGOSTURA for a splendid anagram spot; TITANIC which – were it to be an actual niche movie, as opposed to one of the biggest box office hits ever – reads like a CAD; BATHTUB for the smooth surface; INURE for the clever def of a tricky word; LONDONESE for a neat anagram; ATTENDS for an almost hidden def and, finally, CAGES which is so simple but made me smile.

    Thanks Bluebird and beer magnet

  4. The NEARLY MAN (1975 … ) was another TV series, based on a TV play the previous year, written by Arthur Hopcraft.
    Oed.com’s entry and first citation is the original play’s producer: “colloquial. 1974– A man who narrowly fails to achieve success, or who repeatedly fails to win contests by a narrow margin (esp. in Sport or Politics).” : “1974 The nearly man. P. Eckersley (title of television script)”.
    And bridesmaid: “...2. 1950– A person or thing in a secondary or inferior position; a person who looks on while someone else attains a goal or aim.
    With allusion to always the bridesmaid, never the (blushing) bride … 1950 Joe was a bridesmaid again in the fifth. Washington Post 29 November” (baseball?)

  5. The breaking bad device was beyond me. Found that very hard, with vills nearly defeating us. I also refused to believe you could spell bonhomie that way until there was no other answer, and similarly with residenters.

  6. Thanks, FrankieG for a cogent if convoluted parsing of NEARLY MAN, which had me stumped for a long time. Briefly puzzled as well by the unusual spelling of bonhomie.

  7. I note that RESIDENTERS is in Chambers as a Scottish version of the more familiar alternative. Which is presumably why Raith Rovers was chosen as the SIDE?

  8. I got the idea of the read-across answers ok, but apart from that, I’m with Ericw @5 re all the obscurities, odd spellings, etc. Parsed TURRET GUN as did KVa @1. Thanks to Bluebird and well done to Beermagnet (liked your library story)

  9. Quite simply, the worst Cryptic crossword that it has ever been my misfortune to bother with.
    RESIDENTERS
    LONDONESE
    VILLS
    TURRET GUN
    NOTODONTA
    NEARLY MAN

    and so many more….

    It is a complete load of 28 (across)., and, from the outset , So Hard It’s Terribly Esoteric. (5).

  10. E.N.Boll&@9 Everyone is entitled to an opinion but the site expects a degree of politeness. Cryptic abuse is still abuse. I enjoyed the puzzle with the BREAKING BAD device proving helpful with VILLS among others.

  11. Thanks Bluebird, I thoroughly enjoyed this. I missed CAGES and had a few parsing gaps but I guessed BREAKING BAD (loved that series) from only the B & D. The trick helped me a bit and I liked LIONESS, BATHTUB, ORIENTEER, PIT STOP, and ATTENDS in particular. Thanks beermagnet for the blog.

  12. Petert@11
    Duly noted, and I accept your view , in good faith.
    I am sorry if I caused any offence, to anyone.

  13. Bravo for the setting with the links between two entries even though it was difficult for me. Must have been a challenge for the setter. I saw the ‘show’ but not the trick unfortunately. Couple like BAGEL where the parsing was fairly ornate but the solution was very obvious when a crosser or two became available. Beaten by TOPSAIL where I had TOPICAL because for mincemeat I had ‘keemi’. Never mind. Liked PIT STOP, DISSOLVED, BATHTUB inter alia. Thanks.

  14. Even though stumped by TOPSAIL and NEARLY MAN, I very much enjoyed this. Thanks Bluebird and beermagnet. FrankieG @4: Your last oed reference does suggest baseball. The great Joe DiMaggio was with the Yankees in 1950 when they beat the Phillies in the World Series, so one could speculate that Joltin’ Joe just missed hitting a home run in the 5th inning. But the citation is too late — the Series ended on Oct 7 — so I’d say the “Joe” is more likely some racehorse habitually finishing in the money but not winning, perhaps this time in the “5th” at, say, Pimlico, a track not far from D.C.

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