Independent 12,083 by Hoskins

Hoskins provides our amusement this morning.

It wouldn’t be a Hoskins puzzle without some drink, drugs and sex, and there’s a fair amount of that in the clues today, though they mostly turn out to have innocent explanations. A few slightly obscure answers, particularly 18d, but guessable. I liked the surface image of 12a and the “amateur work” in 7d.

It’s Tuesday so we should be looking for a theme; I couldn’t see it during the solve, but later found it almost by accident while wondering if the sandwich in 25a had any particular significance. We’re looking at the 20th-century German-American writer Charles Bukowski, whose publications include NOTES of a DIRTY OLD MAN, POST OFFICE, FACTOTUM, WOMEN, HAM ON RYE, HOLLYWOOD and PULP. Thanks to Wikipedia for helping me work that out, and to Hoskins for the fun.

Definitions are underlined; BOLD UPPERCASE indicates letters used in the wordplay; square brackets [ ] indicate omitted letters.

 picture of the completed grid

ACROSS
1 BODICE
Bad smell? Choke around Charlie’s underwear! (6)
BO (abbreviation for body odour = bad smell) + DIE (choke, as a verb = slang for die) around C (Charlie in the radio alphabet).
4 SMOULDER
Smoke from joint maiden exchanged for heroin (8)
S[h]OULDER (a joint), with M (abbreviation for maiden, in cricket scoring) replacing the H (slang abbreviation for heroin).

Smoulder = to burn slowly, producing smoke but not flames.

10 WOMEN
Hen do attendees hit the jackpot hugging Hoskins (5)
WON (hit the jackpot, in the past tense) around ME (Hoskins, the setter of this crossword).

Hen do = a women-only party, especially for the bride before a wedding.

11 HANDCARTS
Tinned offal that Spooner delivers in barrows (9)
As Spooner might have said (delivered): CANNED HEARTS = tinned offal.
12 FACTOTUM
Handyman caught stuffing portly old stomach (8)
C (abbreviation for caught, in cricket scoring), inserted into (stuffing) FAT (portly) + O (abbreviation for old) + TUM (stomach).

Someone who does a range of practical tasks: from Latin fac totum = do it all.

13 KENYAN
African island a navy surrounds close to Oman (6)
KEY (island) + A + N (abbreviation for navy, as in RN = Royal Navy), around the last letter (close) of [oma]N.
14 LEAD
Young dude stashing ecstasy for principal (4)
LAD (young dude), containing E (slang abbreviation for the drug ecstasy).

As in “lead singer” = the principal singer in a group.

15 COLOURISTS
Painters or oculists in a state of disarray (10)
Anagram (in a state of disarray) of OR OCULISTS.

20th-century painters whose artwork is characterised by the use of intense colour.

18 POST OFFICE
Dodgy CEO tips off national authority (4,6)
Anagram (dodgy) of CEO TIPS OFF.
20 PULP
In which vicar lectures flock to avoid sex and flesh (4)
PULP[it] (raised platform from which a vicar preaches) without IT (sex appeal, or more loosely just “sex”).

Pulp = flesh = the soft part of a fruit surrounding the seeds.

23 COBBER
Clothing left out for close friend from Perth (6)
C[l]OBBER (slang for clothes), without the L (abbreviation for left).

Not Perth in Scorland, but Perth in Australia: cobber = Australian form of address to a friend.

25 HAM ON RYE
Poor player addicted to whiskey in Sandwich? (3,2,3)
HAM (a not-very-good amateur actor = poor player) + ON (slang for addicted to) + RYE (American rye-based whiskey).

Shortened phrase meaning “a ham sandwich made with rye bread”.

26 HOLLYWOOD
Film industry wholly upset over drug overdose (9)
Anagram (upset) of WHOLLY, then O (abbreviation for over, in cricket scoring) + OD (abbreviation for a drug overdose).
28 NOTES
Plonk with concerning flipping characteristic qualities (5)
SET (plonk, as a verb = put) + ON (on the subject of = concerning), all reversed (flipping).

Notes = individual scents that can be detected in a perfume or a type of wine = characteristic qualities.

29 GRANDADS
Impressive head of store secures commercial relations (8)
GRAND (impressive) + first letter (head) of S[tore], containing (securing) AD (short for advertisement = commercial).
30 LEGEND
Setter gyrating butt is very notorious person (6)
GEL (something that sets = setter), reversed (gyrating = spinning round), then BUTT (the end of a cigarette).

I’m not convinced by the definition: “legend” usually implies approval as well as fame, but “notorious” suggests disapproval.

DOWN
1 BOWLFUL
Boyfriend you left squeezing hooter is helping? (7)
BF (slang abbreviation for boyfriend) + U (you, in text messaging) + L (abbreviation for left), containing (squeezing) OWL (a bird that hoots = hooter).

Bowlful = a serving of food = a helping.

2 DEMOCRATS
Protest singers describing Conservative politicians (9)
DEMO (short for demonstration = a public protest) + RATS (singers = slang for informers), containing (describing) C (abbreviation for Conservative).
3 CONDOM
Protection member gets for a Congressional event? (6)
[Edited:] I think the intention here is M (abbreviation for member, as in MP = Member of Parliament) after CON (abbreviation for Congressional?) + DO (slang for a party = event). I couldn’t find dictionary backing for this meaning of CON as an abbreviation, though Flea @1 has found some evidence.  I’m also not sure why M is at the end: perhaps we’re supposed to take “protection” as meaning the rest of the wordplay is above, but that seems a bit too devious.

Extended definition: protection for the male member during sexual congress.

5 MAN
Drug dealer old lady set upon heading to nunnery (3)
MA (old lady = slang for mother) before (set upon = above, in a down clue) the first letter (heading) of N[unnery].

Slang for a drug dealer, or so I’m told.

6 UNCLEAR
Person taking pawn with a rook is not certain (7)
UNCLE (slang for a pawnbroker = person taking pawn) + A + R (abbreviation for rook, in chess notation).
7 DIRTY
Brits regularly seen in amateur work with sexual content (5)
Alternate letters (regularly) from [b]R[i]T[s], inserted into DIY (abbreviation for do-it-yourself = amateur household maintenance or building work).

As in “dirty joke” = one containing sexual references.

8 RESENDS
Republican earl with small extremities gets off again (7)
R (abbreviation for Republican) + E (abbreviation for Earl) + S (abbreviation for small) + ENDS (extremities).

To get [a message] off is to send it by post or electronic means.

9 SHRUG OFF
Brush aside second husband not wearing a hairpiece? (5,3)
S (abbreviation for second) + H (abbreviation for husband) + RUG OFF (rug = slang for a wig or hairpiece, so “rug off” = not wearing one).
16 ORCHARDS
Wooded gardens Harrods landscaped outside clubs (8)
Anagram (landscaped = rearranged) of HARRODS outside C (abbreviation for clubs, in card games).

Orchard = a garden containing fruit trees.

17 SOUBRETTE
Flirtatious young lady reordering beer and stout (9)
Anagram (reordering) of BEER + STOUT.

A theatre role playing a flirty young lady, or (in opera) the type of soprano voice for which such a role is usually written.

18 PUCK HOG
Selfish ice-hockey player is mischievous spirit and pig (4,3)
PUCK (a mischievous fairy, especially in Shakespeare’s A Midsummer Night’s Dream) + HOG (a pig).

Not a familiar term to me, but an easy enough guess-and-check: slang for an ice-hockey player who is reluctant to pass the puck to team-mates.

19 ONE-EYED
A single getting stared at like Peter Falk? (3-4)
ONE (a single) + EYED (stared at).

The actor Peter Falk, star of the TV series Columbo, who lost an eye to childhood cancer and subsequently wore an artificial eye.

21 PLEASED
Very glad Penny calmed down after snorting line (7)
P (abbreviation for penny) + EASED (calmed down), containing L (abbreviation for line).
22 MOONIE
Religious type that’s after heavenly body (6)
IE (i.e. = abbreviation for Latin id est = that is) after MOON (a heavenly body).

A member of the Unification Church, known as a “Moonie” after the organisation’s founder Sun Myung Moon.

24 BALSA
Bishop at dance without a top on gets wood (5)
B (abbreviation for bishop) + [s]ALSA (a style of dance) without the first letter (top, in a down clue).

A very lightweight wood, often used for model-making.

27 OLD
Vintage rum making heart turn baleful ultimately (3)
O[d]D (rum = strange), with the middle letter (heart) replaced by the last letter (ultimately) of [balefu]L.

19 comments on “Independent 12,083 by Hoskins”

  1. An analysis from an AI agent :

    AI Overview
    The most common abbreviation for “congressional” is “Cong.”. Another less common abbreviation is “con”

  2. Flea @1: thanks. I prefer not to take anything AI-generated as definitive without finding corroboration elsewhere, and Collins / Chambers don’t seem to know this one – but it may well be what’s intended. I’ve updated the blog.

  3. CONDOM
    Looks like a cryptic def. No wordplay, probably.
    (PostMark@3 has said that already)

    Good puzzle. Great blog.
    Thanks Hoskins and Quirister.

  4. First and foremost, an excellent blog, Ms.Q ( it’s not unusual). No chance of my spotting the theme….I didn’t see it even by going to your highlights in the grid ( i.e. before reading your explanation).
    It didn’t spoil the crossword, which was very smart and entertaining. Too many abbreviations/ text-speak, perhaps?
    I’m not a fan, so 13(ac), for one, was irritating ( navy = N as part of RN, Royal Navy).
    I didn’t help myself by originally going for SUNNIE instead of MOONIE, for 22(d), which was very stupid on so many levels.
    Some terms unfamiliar ( PUCK HOG, MAN ( drug dealer), SOUBRETTE ), but fairly clued.
    NOTORIOUS ( 30ac) doesn’t work for me; it implies “famous, for bad reason”, ergo not “a legend”; the clue was crafty, though.
    HAM ON RYE, 25(ac): oof! A bit green paint, maybe? What next …… FETA ON SOURDOUGH?
    A few quibbles, but more than compensated by a host of good devices and surfaces.
    Thumbs-up, H and Q

  5. Re comments 1-4: I agree it works as “just” a cryptic definition, but there seem to be several components of a wordplay (if not an entirely satisfactory one), which I think must be intentional. Maybe Hoskins will drop in and tell us what he intended.

  6. I’m another who thinks it is just a cryptic definition.
    People talk about the likes of Al Capone as a legendary outlaw. Similarly, Bonnie & Clyde etc, so not necessarily good people.

  7. Hovis@7 I take your point, as ever; my feeling is, bad people may be described ( by a misguided few) as “legendary”, or the stuff of legend; but if a person is “a legend” (noun), the connotation is invariably “goodness”. If “legend” = “icon”, then I personally wouldn’t like to see it as applicable to gangsters and killers.

  8. A lot of good fun as usual with this setter, although I did have a few hmms, possibly arising from the theme (about which I know nothing).

    HAM ON RYE is an American expression, as I imagine is PUCK HOG. Collins suggests that THE MAN (not just MAN) is an American expression for a drug dealer too.

    Thanks to Hoskins and to Quirister.

  9. A fuller comment than earlier. Lots of fun but then Hoskins invariably is. It feels like a while since we’ve seen him and his style is all his own so I was delighted to see the pseudonym show up. Not that one needed it to identify the setter; there can be few more recognisable styles in crossword land, full stop!

    Fun to see a Spoonerism working well in HANDCARTS and ticks from me for SMOULDER, FACTOTUM, POST OFFICE, PULP, GRANDADS, DEMOCRATS, UNCLEAR, SHRUG OFF and the nho SOUBRETTE.

    Thanks Hoskins and Quirister

  10. So glad to have Hoskins as entertainment on today’s LHR-JFK flight. Enjoyable as he always is. Many thanks to Hoskins, Quirster, and our commenters for the Congressional Debate.

  11. Thanks both. Liked UNCLEAR and didn’t have any particular difficulty with the rest, however HAM ON RYE did feel very make-your-own pizza until the theme was revealed here, and CONDOM seemed cryptic only, but barely cryptic as I thought of the answer immediately, though perhaps that’s a commentary about me. For RESENDS I had RESHIPS for a while, which I feel works equally if you regard hips as extremities, until it upset the KENYAN.

  12. Very late to comment having been out all day but wanted to pop in to say Hi to our ‘Arry and thank him for another of his ‘laugh a minute’ compilations. The theme passed me by that didn’t matter a jot. Biggest laughs came from SMOULDER, CARTLOADS, HAM ON RYE & SHRUG OFF.

    Many thanks to Hoskins and to Quirister for the review.

  13. HAM ON RYE is a very standard American sandwich. So it’s not at all in “green paint” territory. All good delis need to serve a solid ham on rye.

    Our resident anti-American has already pointed out PUCK HOG, which I haven’t actually heard of, but it is easily derivable from “ball hog,” which is certainly a thing in football.

  14. Waiting for the Man is a song by The Velvet Underground about buying heroin from a drug dealer.

  15. Thanks to Hoskins, and to Quirister for pointing out the theme which passed me by even though I admire Bukowski’s work. It occurs to me that 25 would be tempting fodder for a setter trying to come up with a clue for the Welsh site of the annual literature and arts festival (3-2-3).

  16. Mr P@14….all good DIY shops sell white paint, it’s the most popular: but it’s not quite “an idiom”. But- I take your point, absolutely. A new sarnie, to me, but I shall make a point of making one, soon. Quite handy, because here in Greece all the ham seems to be smoked; rye bread might be a toughie.
    When I played footie, we used the term “ball hogger”, but again, you’re right….seems “ball hog” is the norm.
    yamas, IB

  17. Feels like a long time since I did a Hoskins puzzle and this was a great reminder of what I’d been missing. Super stuff.

    I also took CONDOM to be a cryptic definition and I also have no problem with LEGEND being applied to bad as well as good. Plenty of legends deal with bad characters, bad gods, and so on, and this seems well within the bounds of reasonable misdirection to me.

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