Private Eye (Cyclops/812) Turbulent David

Another bit o’ fun from Cyclops.

I’ll say more here if I get a chance to login

Solving order: 19 24 10 3/28 5 27 30 20 15/13 17 16 4 11 6 8 2
First pass 15 in 13 to go
12 22 23 21 18 25
30 was wrong EYETOOTH – I had hurriedly written in DOGTOOTH.  Later I realised the grid was overrun by dogs.
1/26 9 7a 7d

Across
7 SMOULDER Small sculptor’s Burn with Suppressed Lust (8)
S[mall] MOULDER (sculptor)
8 CUCKOO Stupid intrusive time announcer (6)
Double Def.  Firstly from being slightly bonkers,  secondly as a cuckoo clock.
(Maybe time announcer inside the house – season announcer outside.)
9 CEDAR Balls squeezed by Bentley? Getting wood! (5)
ED (Balls, Ref. Ed Balls, not seen for a while) inside (squeezed by) CAR (Bentley)
10 FACE-CREAM Farce: came explosively (good for the skin?) (4-5)
(FARCE CAME)* AInd: explosively.
12 RELOCATED Moved to declare “bollocks”? (9)
(TO DECLARE)* AInd: bollocks.
15/13 DAVID LAMMY Minister: crazy lady, mad with MI5 (5,5)
(LADY MAD + MIV (V from 5))* AInd: crazy. Still a minister, but now also Deputy PM! How long will this last?
17 MACHIAVELLI Intriguer Henry, caught by Camilla, “I’ve screwed around” (11)
H[enry] inside (caught by) (CAMILLA I’VE)* AInd: screwed around.
21 LOYAL Kate, say, changed political sides initially? True (5)
ROYAL (Kate, say, (Kate is a top “royal”. She is Princess of Wales)) swap R for L (changed political sides
22 TURBULENT Raging: “Endless shit, endless twaddle, little entertainment!” (9)
TUR[d] (endless shit) BUL[l] (endless twaddle) ENT[ertainment]
24 DOG EAT DOG Ruthless competition when boxer put away another boxer? (3,3,3)
Doble Def. with the second being overly-literal.  “Boxer” as in the dog; “Put away” as in eat
27 PUKKA Crap UK karaoke hosts “genuine” (5)
Hidden in craP UK KAraoke
29 ENMESH She’s about to embrace ‘new’ Cyclops? “Get knotted!” (6)
(SHE)* AInd: about, to make E…SH, around (to embrace) N[ew] ME (cyclops)
30 EYETOOTH Canine‘s organ too too hard initially (8)
EYE (organ) TOO T[oo] H[ard]
Down
1/26 GOOD GUYS Slush fund ultimately takes the piss out of the police? (4,4)
GOO (slush) [fun]D GUYS (takes the piss out of)
2 CLERIC Minister left with rising anger when pressed by Conservatives (6)
L[eft] IRE< (anger, rising) inside C and C (Conservatives)
3/28 REEF KNOT Loopy thing awfully keen to nick fellow in balls (4,4)
(KEEN)* AInd: awfully, to make EE…KN, around (to nick) F[ellow], all inside ROT (balls)
4 SUICIDAL Despairing American-backed island police force needs a lift initially (8)
US< (American, backed) I[sland] CID (police force) A L[ift]
5 SKYE Isle‘s broadcaster on ecstasy (4)
SKY (broadcaster) E[cstasy]
6 COMMODE It facilitates motion without shifting (7)
Cryptic Def.  Ref. that sort of motion.  The piece of furniture that is a godsend when movement is painful and incontinence painfully real.
7 SECURE Get tight (6)
Double Def. that could be read many different ways – needed all checking letters to help.  First one read but Last one in as is often the case.
11 CADAVER No life in this rogue state (7)
CAD (rogue) AVER (state)
14 TWISTED Bent, did a granddad dance? (7)
Double Def.  one referencing the dance craze of the sixties which is now only known by people in the “grand” generation as it’s 60 years ago
16 VOICE Utter failing to crush ball (5)
VICE (failing) around (to crush) O (ball)
18 COLLAPSE Officers must cover genital area by end of the Fall (8)
COLS (officers, Colonels) around (must cover) LAP (genital area) [th]E
19 BLADDER Deflated by peer, this baron takes steps (7)
B[aron] LADDER (steps).   First one in
20 ATTACH Cutting end off diplomat’s tie (6)
ATTACH[e]
23 UPPITY Excited fellow feeling arrogant (6)
UP (excited) PITY (fellow feeling)
25 GAME Quite ready for a romp? (4)
Double Def: ready for a game, and a game

Shopping at the supermarket, got to the till.
There was a youngster ready to help bag my stuff.
He asked if I wanted paper or plastic.
I said “I don’t mind – you decide for me.”
He said “You have to pick …”

“… baggers can’t be choosers.”

6 comments on “Private Eye (Cyclops/812) Turbulent David”

  1. baggers can’t be choosers! Good one! 🙂

    GAME
    Def 1: Quite ready ( as in ‘I am game’).
    Is that what the blogger meant?

    Thanks Cyclops and beermagnet.

  2. @Gordon F : To guy as a verb: (transitive) To make fun of, to ridicule with wit or innuendo.
    For some reason I associate that meaning with regency plays.

    @KVa : I probably didn’t need to underscore the “for”. I was thinking “Quite ready for another session” = “I’m up for another session”

  3. Thanks beermagnet and Cyclops. Like Gordon F @ 2, I hadn’t heard of GUYS = taking the mickey.
    I marked 19d, 20d and 23d as favourites for a variety of reasons, but all-around good stuff.

  4. Too hard for me this time.
    Clue of the fortnight 19d Bladder. It defeated me but a LOL when I read the blog, thanks beermagnet.
    Thanks to Cyclops too.

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