Independent 12,270 by Hoskins

Wednesday amusement (though not for the easily offended) from a regular Independent setter.

As usual Hoskins has given us clues with a fair amount of drink and sex, and I wasn’t too surprised to see the solution to 18d which is typical of his puzzles. But it’s all good clean-ish fun. Some very neat anagrams, and good surfaces (though I hope any German or Caribbean readers won’t take 19a or 23a personally). I didn’t know the singer at 15a or the tree at 3d, but both were guessable. Thanks Hoskins as always.

Definitions are underlined; BOLD UPPERCASE indicates letters used in the wordplay; square brackets [ ] indicate omitted letters.

ACROSS
1 BABYLON
Labour follower: “Half of London is a corrupt place” (7)
BABY (what follows after a woman is in labour) + half of LON[don].

Ancient city, in Biblical tradition (especially the book of Revelation) a symbol of moral corruption in the world.

5 SLAMMER
Can of fizzy cocktail (7)
Double definition. Can = slammer = slang for prison; or a slammer is a type of cocktail drink, with various ingredients but usually including some kind of carbonated soft drink or fizzy beer.
9 EARTH
Want to bump off daughter … what are you on? (5)
[d]EARTH (want, as a noun = shortage) without the D (abbreviation for daughter).

The planet we’re on.

10 TELEPATHS
Those in two minds about ultimately clumsy heel taps (9)
Last letter (ultimately) of [abou]T, then an anagram (clumsy) of HEEL TAPS.

A sneaky definition: two or more people who can understand each other’s minds.

11 ITERATION
Sex drug helping to get a repeated performance (9)
IT (slang for sex) + E (abbreviation for the drug ecstasy) + RATION (helping, as a noun = an allocated portion).
12 AIOLI
A drop of IPA and I look around for a saucy type (5)
A (from clue text) + first letter (a drop) of I[pa], then I + LO (lo! = look! = a call for attention) reversed (around).

A sauce made from garlic and oil, or a garlic-flavoured mayonnaise.

13 HADES
Headless disembodied souls in hell (5)
[s]HADES (disembodied souls or ghosts) without the first letter (head).

The Ancient Greek underworld of the dead.

15 KISSINGER
Nixon aide stealing a dollar from Paul Stanley? (9)
Paul Stanley is the lead vocalist in the US rock band Kiss (no, me neither, but that’s what Wikipedia is for) = KISS SINGER. Then we need to remove one S ($ = abbreviation for dollar).

Henry Kissinger, US politician who served during Richard Nixon’s presidency.

18 CARTHORSE
One drawing loads of craft in cold bay, say (9)
ART (craft), inserted into C (abbreviation for cold) + HORSE (definition by example: a bay is a brown or red-brown horse with black mane and tail).

A horse that pulls a loaded cart.

19 GRASP
Understand German? Speak with harsh and grating tone! (5)
G (abbreviation for German) + RASP (to speak with a rough voice).
21 SPOIL
Cause damage to 9 houses close to Sidcup (5)
SOIL (9 = reference to 9a EARTH), containing (housing) the closing letter of [sidcu]P.
23 BARBADIAN
Islander jiggled about in a bad bra (9)
Anagram (jiggled about) of IN A BAD BRA.

Someone from the Caribbean island of Barbados. The climate allows the locals to dance in fairly skimpy clothing, especially as part of carnival and music festivals, but I wouldn’t pass judgement on the quality of such clothing.

25 PLATITUDE
“Freedom requires power first” is a trite remark (9)
LATITUDE (freedom to make one’s own decisions), with P (abbreviation for power) first.
26 TUTSI
African expression of disapproval one’s rebuffed (5)
TUT (a sound expressing disapproval), then I’S (one’s) reversed (rebuffed).

A mamber of an African ethnic group associated mainly with Rwanda and Burundi.

27 TRIGGER
Provoke first of revellers to punch bouncer? (7)
First letter of R[evellers], inserted into (punching) TIGGER (a character in A A Milne’s Winnie the Pooh stories, known for being bouncy). For the surface, has Hoskins been reading recent stories about the England men’s cricket team?

Trigger, as a verb = provoke = cause an adverse reaction.

28 DEPARTS
Bed-bound types holding record for splits (7)
DARTS (objects that are aimed towards a bed = a specific scoring area surrounded by wires on a dartboard), holding EP (abbreviation for extended-play record).

Split, as a verb = slang for leave a group = depart.

DOWN
1 BLEMISH
Mark from Flanders leaving France for Britain (7)
[f]LEMISH (from the Flanders area of Belgium), with the F (abbreviation for France) removed and replaced by B (abbreviation for Britain).
2 BARTENDER
A worker present ultimately during boozy sesh (9)
A (from clue text) + last letters (ultimately) of [worke]R [presen]T, inserted into BENDER (boozy sesh = a long drinking session).

Clue-as-definition: a bender typically takes place in a bar, or often multiple bars one after another, staffed by bartenders.

3 LEHUA
Tree line eventually hides unit attacking at front (5)
First letters (at front) of L[ine] E[ventually] H[ides] U[nit] A[ttacking].

A Hawaiian tree, Metrosideros polymorpha. Never heard of it, but Wikipedia has.

4 NIT-PICKER
Silly trick in PE leaves one in critical condition (3-6)
Anagram (silly) of TRICK IN PE.

Slang for someone being critical by disputing or correcting minor details.

5 SALON
Boy seen around a large Barnet establishment? (5)
SON (boy = male child), around A (from clue text) + L (abbreviation for large).

Barnet = Cockney rhyming slang for hair, from Barnet Fair; salon = a hairdressing establishment.

6 APPEALING
A reverberating of bells on radio is pleasing (9)
A (from clue text) + sound-alike (on radio) of PEALING = reverberating of bells.
7 METRO
French underground force soldiers repelled (5)
MET (abbreviation for the Metropolitan Police Force in London), then OR (abbreviation for other ranks = soldiers who aren’t officers) reversed (repelled).

The underground railway system in Paris: in French it’s Métro, short for Métropolitain.

8 RISKIER
Being extra-playful when topless is more perilous (7)
[f]RISKIER (more frisky = extra-playful), without the first letter (top, in a down clue).
14 SCHILLING
Soprano taking time out in old foreign capital (9)
S (abbreviation for soprano) + CHILLING (slang for taking a rest = taking time out).

Former currency (capital = money) of Austria, now replaced by the euro.

16 SPEARHEAD
He parades around foremost of army units (9)
Anagram (around) of HE PARADES.

The leading group in a military attack.

17 GLADIATOR
One who fought a dog trial unrestrainedly (9)
Anagram (unrestrainedly) of A DOG TRIAL.

In the Roman empire (hence the past tense), an arena fighter.

18 CESSPIT
Success pitilessly stymies one full of crap (7)
Hidden answer (. . . stymies = obstructs = contains?) in [suc]CESS PIT[ilessly].
20 PANTIES
Moneypenny is one first to notice Bond’s undies (7)
PA (abbreviation for personal assistant, for example Miss Moneypenny in the James Bond books and films) + first letter of N[otice] + TIE’S (tie is = bond is = connection is).

Undies = slang shortening of “underwear”, such as women’s panties.

22 OMANI
I love to gyrate around fellow from Muscat (5)
I (from clue text) + O (zero = love in tennis scoring), reversed (to gyrate = to spin round), around MAN (fellow).

From Muscat, the capital city of Oman.

23 BLUER
Obscure cut by European is more melancholy (5)
BLUR (obscure, as a verb = to make indistinct) containing E (abbreviation for European).

Blue = slang for melancholy.

24 ACT UP
Carry On performers perhaps appearing in court (3,2)
ACT (two or more people who perform together in entertainment, as in “double-act” or “supporting act”) + UP (slang for appearing in court, as in “up before the magistrate”). I’m not sure what “perhaps” adds to the meaning.

Carry on = act up = behave in an annoying way.

4 comments on “Independent 12,270 by Hoskins”

  1. Doofs

    I thoroughly enjoyed this, although with the same two nho as Quirister. DEPARTS could have been nothing else but I had never come across ‘bed’ as being the target area on a dartboard before, seems counterintuitive for something that’s hung vertically.
    Thank you to both setter and blogger

  2. Hovis

    I didn’t think the definition in 4d quite worked 😉

  3. TFO

    Thanks both. I had equally no idea about Paul Stanley as the source for Kissinger, and have never seen the Dollar symbol regarded purely as an S. I actually quite liked the definition for NIT PICKER, and eventually grasped DEPARTS having maybe recalled Jim Bowen on the addictively terrible Bullseye instructing that you get nothing for two in a bed.

  4. Rabbit Dave

    Typical Hoskins – irreverent and great fun. I am definitely a 4d and I’m very happy with the definition!

    Doofs @1. Three in a bed is a common darts expression when you get all three darts in the same segment, e.g. triple twenty or double one.

    Many thanks to Hoskins and to Quirister.

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