Cyclops is pretty much on-the-button this fortnight, with some familiar establishment targets, and a recently-resigned minister, to boot…
Some historical references too – MUSSOLINI, Queen Vic’s (apocryphal?) saying – (we are) NOT AMUSED – and AGINCOURT.
But we also have the ENERGETIC BORIS, who has recently resigned in more ways than one. Will his ILLICIT shenanigans (I hope there wasn’t a THREESOME involved as well?) prove FATAL to his ambitions, and leave a nasty AFTERTASTE? We shall see.
The clue for BORIS was probably my favourite, vying with that for THREESOME, with the gooseberry finally getting a look in!
The usual smut-tering of Cyclops-ean innuendo – slack tits; vigorous screwing; grotesque erection – amongst the more conventional stuff. All good fun, and an enjoyable solve and blog…
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| Clue No | Solution | Clue | Definition (with occasional embellishments) / Logic/parsing |
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| 1A | BUCKINGHAM | & 19 “Dollar gets one questionable champagne (about a litre) for one’s haunt” (10,6) | one’s (the queen’s) haunt / BUCK (dollar) + I (one) + NGHAM P_ACE (anag, i.e. questionable, of CHAMPAGNE), around A + L (litre) |
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| 6A | TAKE | & 26 Nick has a copy of Private Eye? Protest! (4,5) | protest / TAKE (nick) + ISSUE (copy of Private Eye?) |
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| 10A | FATAL | Arafat allowed covering up of killing (5) | of killing / hidden word, i.e. covering up, in ‘araFAT ALlowed’ |
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| 11A | THREESOME | Sex situation in which gooseberry gets to play a part? (9) | &lit-ish/CD? / The gooseberry is usually the odd-one-out in a relationship, but in a THREESOME they get to join in! |
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| 12A | AGINCOURT | A drink, then date comes up with engagement (9) | (military) engagement / A + GIN (drink) + COURT (date, woo) |
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| 13A | BEFOG | Obscure iron roundabout in Slough (5) | obscure / B_OG (marsh, slough) around EF (Fe, iron, roundabout) |
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| 14A | NOTATE | Be a composer, not a vacuous Trumpite! (6) | be a composer / NOT + A + TE (vacuous, or emptied, T-rumpit-E) |
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| 15A | SOMERSET | County group to the right of a certain Boris at heart (8) | county / SOME (a certain…) + R (middle letter, or heart, of boRis) +SET (group) |
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| 18A | TURN PALE | Trump, acquiring name for Mexican leader, snapped “Piss! Become white!” (4,4) | become white! / TURNP (anag, i.e. snapped, of TRU( |
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| 20A | STATIC | It’s slightly shocking getting one implanted in slack tits – and cold (6) | it’s slightly shocking / ST_TI (anag, i.e. slack, of TITS) around A (one), plus C (cold) |
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| 23A | MABEL | Blame bananas for such an old-fashioned handle (5) | old-fashioned handle (name) / anag, i.e. bananas, of BLAME |
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| 25A | MUSSOLINI | Fascist soul’s destroyed when crammed into compact vehicle (9) | fascist / M_INI (compact vehicle) around (crammed into by) USSOL (anag, i.e. destroyed, of SOULS) |
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| 27A | STRUCTURE | Utter cur’s grotesque erection (9) | erection / anag, i.e. grotesque, of UTTER CURS |
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| 28A | GAINS | See 3dn (5) | see 3D / see 3D |
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| 29A | DOSE | Party followed by Home counties should get shot? (4) | shot / DO (party) followed by SE (South East, home counties) |
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| 30A | AFTERTASTE | It can be bitter, being in pursuit of liberal state (10) | it can be bitter / AFTER (in pursuit of) + TASTE (anag, i.e. liberal, of STATE) |
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| Clue No | Solution | Clue | Definition (with occasional embellishments) / Logic/parsing |
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| 1D | BAFTA | One time great going arse over tip getting an award (5) | award / A (one) + T (time) + FAB (great) – all going ‘arse over tip’ |
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| 2D | CAT LITTER | Soppy title added to cart by collector of Tom’s shit (3,6) | collector of Tom’s shit(!) / anag, i.e. soppy, of TITLE + CART |
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| 3D | ILLICIT | & 28 Result of rigged elections? Loot (7,5) | loot / A rigged election might lead to ILLICIT GAINS of seats… |
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| 4D | GET OUT | Means of evading corporate responsibility? Piss off! (3-3) | piss off / A legal ‘GET-OUT clause’, or loophole, might be a means of evading corporate responsibility… |
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| 5D | AERATION | American evangelist leaders need quota of gas production? (8) | of gas production / AE (leading letters of American Evangelist) + RATION (quota) |
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| 7D | ALOOF | Reserved a scrubber with no surprise expressed (5) | reserved / A + LOOF( |
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| 8D | ENERGETIC | Vigorous screwing, e.g. in Crete (9) | vigorous / anag, i.e. screwing, of EG IN CRETE |
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| 9D | FEEBLE | Feel and be stimulated, then faint (6) | faint / anag, i.e stimulated, of FEEL + BE |
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| 14D | NOT AMUSED | No Tory leader has a thought like Queen Victoria (3,6) | like Queen Victoria / NO + T (leading letter of Tory) + A + MUSED (thought) |
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| 16D | SET LIMITS | Draw a line about tits and smile (3,6) | draw a line / anag, i.e. about, of TITS + SMILE |
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| 17D | PLUM DUFF | Fruity dish, m’lud, rudely interrupted promotion (4,4) | fruity dish / P_UFF (promotion, advertising) around (interrupted by) LUM D (anag, i.e. rudely, of M’LUD) |
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| 19D | PALACE | See 1ac (6) | see 1A / see 1A |
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| 21D | THOUGHT | Brooded: “Nonetheless, Trump’s only just got started” (7) | brooded / THOUGH (nonetheless) + T (starting letter of Trump) |
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| 22D | ESSENE | Old ascetic Jewish sect member – some finesse needed (6) | old ascetic Jewish sect member / hidden word, i.e. some, in ‘finESSE NEeded’ |
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| 24D | BORIS | Resigned minister pens ” I love to swap around” (5) | (recently) resigned minister / BORIS = BIROS (pens) with I and O (love) swapped round |
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| 26D | ISSUE | See 6ac (6) | see 6A / see 6A |
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Great clue for BORIS (24d)!
Why so coy in 1d with “arse over tip”? Isn’t it “arse over tit?”. Quite apart from the fact that tits don’t seem any more ‘unmentionable’ than arses, they appear in several other clues in one way or another anyway.
‘Aeration’ was my last one in and my favourite was ‘aloof’. It was one of the later ones to get filled in and it came together so sweetly that I found it so slick.
@Tony
The correct (well, original) expression is indeed “arse over tip” (bottom over head).
Tony & Will – interestingly (or not?!) Chambers only seems to have Tony’s version, but if you dare to Go-ogle the phrase (maybe not on a work computer?) then there seem to be equal numbers of references to either – with the ‘tip’ version tending to be the more ‘original’ version…
I found one site listing various phrases that have been ‘warped’ over time in this way, such as ‘box standard’ becoming ‘bog standard’.
The things Cyclops gets us discussing! (And for the sake of equality, without doing any quantitative research on the subject, I am fairly sure that Cyclops makes roughly equal references to male AND female appendages/body parts…)
Thanks mc_rapper67 – you may well spark some serious research on the male /female body part count issue. Fortunately, there are some body parts we all have in common like ‘arses’. Not trying to muddy the waters…so to speak.
A similar question arose over a recent entry in the Guardian’s cluing comp concerning buck/butt naked.
Where the original is not in dispute, the corrupted form is known as an eggcorn, eg, damp squib/squid. There’s article about them here
Good luck with the research, Franko!
And thanks for the link Tony – will check it out later…
We have strayed a little off topic (the puzzle itself) – shall we call it ‘Correspondence closed’?!
If I can slip in a quickie at closing time, I see that the shagging and screwing in the clueing for Cyclops 634 is all fixated on the blokey bits: prick, erectile dysfunction. bollocks, erection, boxers, balls, tumescent. (Enough already! Ed.)
John E @ 8: please don’t make comments on a prize puzzle that has only just been published today. Après vous, le déluge…
Thanks, Simon S – you beat me to it – although John E hasn’t commented on clue workings or solutions, just the words that are in the clues themselves – which any solver will see when they get their copy of the Eye. His comment won’t help them solve any of the clues…
However, the site policy is that prize puzzles should not be commented on before their submission date – perhaps Gaufrid can adjudicate, and if necessary remove or edit John E’s comment?
My comment (in no way a spoiler) was offered up as an addendum to a mini-discussion that is (hopefully) going to be forgotten about by the time that 634 is blogged.
Nevertheless:
A bad place for the guy, pants off (7,4).
Is 634 out already? I was told they come out on (alternate) Fri mornings, which is when I’ve been picking them up since taking them up recently. Maybe that’s just the online version?
Apologies for drifting off into eggcorns: they’re just so interesting if you’re interested in words. Thanks anyway to Will for the assertion that “tip” is primary. Mention of a source would have been good, but please don’t take this as encouragement to continue with the subject.
Tony @ 13. If you take out a subscription they normally arrive on a Wednesday (as mine did today).
Tony @13….the online version is available as of now. I use this also since , living in Germany, the actual issue can arrive after the entry closure date.
Thanks for the info, John and Winsor. It’s not usually so hard that I need the extra time. Maybe I’ll subscribe later (say, if I win the £100 🙂 )
I usually see the new cover at the newsagent/sweetie shop at Bank tube station on a Wednesday morning, before my subscription copy lands on my doorstep later that day. It may take a day or so more for it to reach more remote shires – not sure where you are, Tony.
I can’t see 634 online on the Eye site yet – they don’t usually update it until the Friday.
I normally solve it from the paper copy, but for my blogs I go to the site to copy/paste the clues…
(John E – I think you can take yourself off the naughty step now!)
@mc, I’m in Stevenage, Herts, so there’d be no problem with delivery; just not in my budget. It was Private Eye themselves who told me it’s published online on Fridays. As there’s no option to print a copy afaik, I have fiddle about quite a lot cutting and pasting and resizing to get it ready in a word processor to print on one sheet of A4.
Tony….
http://www.private-eye.co.uk/pictures/crossword/download
right click on the relevant puzzle, copy link and then Cntrl+V after opening Across Lite. There are a number of formats available …when I print, I prefer the puzzle on one page and the clues on another.
Thanks, Winsor. I don’t have Across Lite. Or is that link to download it? Actually, the laptop I usually get them on is non-functional, at least for now, and I need to set up a new one, so I may be a mere spectator on these pages for a while. Perhaps I’ll buy a copy anyway. It’s always a good read…
Tony…on the PE web site on the crossword page, there is a link to use to download AL for free.
Thanks, Winsor. Will be busy downloading a lot of software on to new lap top in the coming days …