A mixed bag of difficulty here.
I started off fast finding 1a a virtual write-in and was slapping clues in at a rate of knots down the left hand side and bottom. I particularly liked the way the split answer 15/24 opened up the bottom half of the puzzle.
But I slowed down at about the halfway mark when I came up against a few clues that I found very tough.
15 Down foxed me every time I looked at it till I had all crossing letters, but they all came swiftly enough from the early solving.
It was the Top Right corner that was very empty – the last six unsolved were all there: 4 11 13 / 5 6 7 – these took at least as long as the rest of the puzzle to get. While a few of them fall into the “should have got earlier” category, I think the others were quite hard for me. For instance, I do not associate the pin removed from a grenade with anything to do with safety, and when trying to think of 5 letter ports I don’t tend to think of ancient ports.
The worst and last was 4A Scissors – gym exercises are something I am not familiar with.
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1 | STARVE | Celeb wants sources of Viagra, extra fast! (6) STAR (celeb) V[iagra] E[xtra]. First read, first solved. |
4 | SCISSORS | Gym exercises piss Ross off – “clubs should replace power” (8) (PISS ROSS – P[ower] + C[lubs])* AInd: off. Last one in. Needed all crossing letters. Gym exercises are something I am not familiar with. |
10 | NOT A TRACE | No hint of actor screwing with Nate (3,1,5) (ACTOR NATE)* AInd: screwing with |
11 | FATWA | Gross Washington death sentence? (5) FAT (Gross) WA (Washington, state). One of those in the “should have got earlier” category |
12/3 | CARD VOTE | In which one raised hand might represent thousands of “very into art deco” nuts (4,4) V[ery] inside (ART DECO)* AInd: nuts |
13 | SLAVE TRADE | Labour deal which should quite rightly be abolished (5,5) SLAVE (Labour) TRADE (deal). One of those in the “should have got earlier” category |
15/24 | HAPPY NEW YEAR | PAYE hype: warn about rather optimistic message at this time? (5,3,4) (PAYE HYPE WARN)* AInd: about |
16 | APPEAL | Request clumsy ape to get into lap dancing (6) (APE)* AInd: clumsy, inside (LAP)* AInd: dancing |
19 | ABDUCT | Take pathetically bad union leader before court (6) (BAD)* AInd: pathetically bad, U[nion] CT (court) |
20 | UNENDING | Large body and rear … gin-sozzled … forever going on (8) UN (Large body) END (rear) (GIN)* AInd: sozzled. For some time I wondered where the “EN” came from having assumed “and rear” gave D from [an]D |
22 | TAKEN SHORT | Desperately needing relief, snatched a drink of spirits (5,5) TAKEN (snatched) SHORT (a drink of spirits) |
27 | CONGA | Line dance scam – good one (5) CON (scam) G[ood] A (one) |
28 | LEICESTER | Labour leader has shameful secret, i.e. being a favourite of the Queen (9) L[abour] (SECRET I.E.)* AInd: shameful. ER I is the Queen in question here |
29 | EGYPTIAN | Concerning the country‘s inept gay movement (8) (INEPT GAY)* AInd: movement |
30 | UNWELL | Bad example of international co-operation before Spring (6) UN (example of international co-operation) WELL (spring) |
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1 | SONIC | “Making very fast progress is no possibility” (Corbyn’s opening) (5) (IS NO)* AInd: possibility, C[orbyn] |
2 | ARTHROPOD | A spider possibly could metamorphose into parrot? D’oh! (9) (PARROT D’OH)* AInd: metamorphose into |
5 | CLEAVE | Stick to Dominic ultimately, not Remain! (6) [domini]C LEAVE (not Remain). One of those in the “should have got earlier” category |
6 | SAFETY PINS | Stretch top panties, extremely fancy, frantically removed by soldiers hoping for a bang (6,4) S[tretch], then (PANTIES F[anc]Y) AInd: frantically. |
7 | OSTIA | Port – love it as liquid! (5) O (love) (IT AS )* AInd: liquid. Might have got this sooner if the clue said “ancient port“ |
8 | SHAKE A LEG | A leek casually inserted during bonk – “get a move on!” (5,1,3) (A LEEK)* AInd: casually, inside SHAG (bonk) |
9 | HAULIER | Head from Hugh Laurie’s dodgy truck driver? (7) H[ugh] (LAURIE)* AInd: dodgy |
14 | EYE CONTACT | Looking directly at organ, study with discretion (3,7) EYE (organ) CON (study) TACT (discretion) |
15 | HEARTACHE | Bottle each piss-poor sorrow (9) HEART (bottle) (EACH)* AInd: pisspoor |
17 | EPICENTRE | “Where the earth started moving on a big scale” – some dish, getting end away (9) EPIC (on a big scale) ENTRE[è] |
18 | ANDROID | Moreover, Dior creation depressed Marvin, for one (7) AND (moreover) (DIOR)* AInd: creation. Ref. Marvin the Paranoid Android in HHGTTG |
21 | THELMA | Brothel madam protecting a female’s name (6) Hidden in broTHEL MAdam |
23 | KINKY | Writing stuff with protection of state – that’s perverted (5) INK (writing stuff) inside KY (Kentucky, state) |
25/26 | RURAL DEAN | Corrupt ruler and a member of the clergy (5,4) (RULER AND A)* AInd: corrupt |
I’m sick and tired of people going on and on, and complaining about the price of things. £2 for a cup of tea, £3.00 for a coffee, £3.50 for a piece of cake. If there’s much more of it I’m going to stop inviting people round to my place.
Thanks beermagnet. Re 7d I hadn’t heard of OSTIA and it was only because Chambers Crossword Dictionary came to my rescue that I slotted it in. 2d was one that left me feeling quite smug as ARTHROPOD was unknown to me, but it sounded like it existed. A quick google confirmed it (might have been buried deep in the sub conscious).
By the way, I like your joke, but it brought back a recent painful memory where I was charged £5.45 for a bottle of Erdinger (non alcohol beer) in a pub. Based on your moniker, you may not have any sympathy for me.
Scissors demo by scarily healthy looking chap.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=WoNCIBVLbgY
You may be surprised Franko, but since last summer I have downed a fair bit of low alcohol beer.
A holiday in Suffolk where much driving was necessary brought Adnams Ghost Ship 0.5% to my attention and I developed a taste for it. Very much like the full-fat version, I now have a virtual standing order for it with Dry Drinker. So overall I now generally drink as much beer beer but less alcohol.
I always stick to proper beer in pubs – except occasionally a ginger beer to start – the low alcohol offerings are generally either rubbish or overpriced, or both.
And thanks for the scissors exercise demo – I’ve only seen the inside of a gym through the windows and most people seem to be on bikes going nowhere.
I got OSTIA from the wordplay before confirming it was a port.
THELMA was LOI, I think. Spent a long time failing to think of another term for a brothel madam before turning to wordsearch. Doh!
Most amused to learn that EGYPTIAN is an anagram of inept gay.
SAFETY PINS is obviously what they are, but I’ve never heard the full name either. Great surface.
CONGA was the subject of the Sunday Times cluing comp one week last year and the winning entry (from one Peter Bennett of St Albans, Hertfordshire) was more Cyclopsian than Cyclops’ own clue:
Follow the party line?
According to a commenter on Site Feedback here at 15², it seems that what I think must have been the website of Eddie James (Cyclops), “EJ’s Crossword Showcase” is no longer available.
Tony @4 — it is years since that website has been live, but the archived version remains preserved in cyber-aspic and is still reachable via this abbreviations link (which I first found on Wikipedia).
https://web.archive.org/web/20070613055540/http://www.btinternet.com/~ed.xword/AbbrevA_C.html
John, thanks very much for that. In fact I realise I was on that archive not long ago from a link that I got probably got here, too, I think (maybe even from you?). I’d forgotten it was in archive form. I should keep a bookmark for it. There’s a lot of good stuff there.
Thanks for the explanations beermagnet. Seems like I solved this in much the same approximate order as you with the same final sticking points at the top right. I had never heard of RURAL DEAN but was clear enough from crossers and wordplay, while CARD VOTE was something I had to google after the entry to see if it was “a thing”. I looked up OSTIA too, to make sure, but once the crossers were there it was a clear favourite over the alternative. Any crossword referencing the mighty HHGTTG gets my vote, so thanks Cyclops.
14D dropped me right in it. I took it as ‘eye closely’ and so my bottom left hand corner suffered. I eventually gave up on my solution and searched elsewhere and hey presto I eventually solved. But ‘unwell’ was the last in. Unusual to have two UNs in the same puzzle….albeit form differing parsings.
Thanks beermagnet@3, I’m also fond of Ghost Ship full-fat so must give the low alcohol version a whirl. This could be the start of an additional career for you on top of Crossword Guru, i.e. Social media Influencer. I’ve seen them referred to on daily mail online (dear lord, please forgive me).
Gazzh @8 I remember having a very similar experience with those three clues.