I found this really good fun. Thank you Azed.
The instructions read:
Eight across and eight down clues lead in their definitions to Spoonerisms of the correct answers to be entered. Subsidiary indications in these clues lead to the correct answers themselves. In the remaining clues (except 24) the definitions have been distorted by one Spoonerism per clue. Subsidiary indications in these clues likewise lead to the correct answers. Competitors should submit with their solutions a clue of the latter type to the asterisked definition at 24. NB Spoonerisms may be either consonantal, e.g. WHITEBAIT/ BITE (or BIGHT) WAIT (or WEIGHT), or vocalic, e.g. BUNTING/BIN TONGUE, and may be accompanied by changes in punctuation. Bracketed numbers after clues indicate the length of grid entries throughout.
As is often the case with Azed specials I found the instructions harder to decipher than the clues. In the end I just filled the grid and enjoyed the Spoonerisms. I didn’t worry too much about which clue was of which type and what counted as the “correct” answer.
Inventing Spoonerisms used to be one of my games to keep the children occupied during long car journeys, so this puzzle was right up my street. I have yet to see if being fluent Spoonerists will give them any practical advantage in life, but it must have flexed their language skills a little.
ACROSS | |||
No. | Entry | Spoonerism | |
1 | BUSTER KEATON | Custer beaten |
Famous result for Sitting Bull, aka Old Stone Face (12, 2 words)
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Buster Keaton’s nickname was Old Stone Face | |||
10 | APTERIA | bare patches |
Pear batch is a pear mixed with it (7)
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anagram (mixed) of A PEAR with IT | |||
11 | THONG | taw that whips |
War that tips monarch’s end, in grip of secret society (5)
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monarcH (end of) inside TONG (secret society) | |||
12 | RAIN-STONES | stain rones |
Iran’s swirling tints discolour gutters (10)
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anagram (swirling) of IRAN’S then TONES (tints) | |||
14 | TAUPE | shade of mole |
Eat up messily what could be made of shoal (5)
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anagram (messily) of EAT UP – |
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16 | BENEFACT | feni backed |
Goan booze supported trend that includes return of snack bar (8)
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BENT (trend) includes CAFE (snack bar) reversed (return of) | |||
17 | NESTOR | sage of old |
Age of sold wines to relish – look inside (6)
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found inside (where to look for…) wiNES TO Relish | |||
18 | SLATE | bait with dogs |
Date with bog’s long delayed after start of storm (5)
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LATE (long delayed) following Storm (first letter, start of) | |||
20 | DOUSE | big punch |
Please help yourself to pig bunch (5)
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DO USE (please help yourself) | |||
23 | LAISSE | its rhyme never changes |
Without leader peal’s changing is limited – its chime never ranges (6)
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anagram (changing) of pEAL’S (missing leader) contains (with…limited) IS | |||
25 | EIGHTEEN | eat ane |
Tuck into a Scotch – the double English gin is awful (8)
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anagram (is awful) of THE E E (English, doubled) and GIN – ane is “a” in Scots | |||
29 | IDEAL | aedile |
I’m in business as a magistrate (very old) (5)
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I DEAL (I am in business) | |||
30 | PLANE-TREES | train please |
Cosmologist following celestial body – kindly follow instruction (10)
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REES (Martin Rees, cosmologist) follows PLANET (celestial body) – |
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31 | LE PEN | party topper |
Tarty popper, a feature of purple pendant (5, 2 words)
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found inside (a feature of) purpLE PENdant – either Marine or Jean-Marie Le Pen, leader of far-right French political party | |||
32 | CERESIN | sirrah sen |
Genuine when exchanging bits, giving my man (contemptuously) coin in Tokyo (7)
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SINCERE (genuine) with CERE and SIN (two bits of the same) exchanged | |||
33 | STOREKEEPING | corps (or core) steeping |
Company saturation to heed once, in spin, e.g. when struggling (12)
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TO REKE (heed, once) inside anagram (when struggling) of SPIN EG | |||
DOWN | |||
No. | Entry | Spoonerism | |
1 | BARTENDER | tar bender |
Sailor pub crawl to wind up in exchange deal (9)
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END (to wind up) in BARTER (exchange deal) | |||
2 | UPTAKE | ape tuck |
Primate food put out with headless fish (6)
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anagram (out) of PUT then hAKE (fish, headless) | |||
3 | STRUT | bracing rod |
Racing brod? Could give thrust whipping punch’s rear (5)
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anagram (could give) of ThRUST missing (whipping) puncH (last letter, rear of) | |||
4 | TEAPOTS | pee tots |
Work held up, dummies water drinks (7)
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OP (opus, work) reversed (up) inside (with…held) TEATS (dummies) | |||
5 | RINDERPEST | pinned a rest (or arrest) |
Outside PE rest ruined – fixed stoppage (10)
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RIND (outside) then anagram (ruined) of PE REST | |||
6 | ETTLES | “means” to Jock |
Jean’s to mock such as Dixie going topless (6)
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kETTLES (the category of things such as a Dixie, a military kettle) missing first letter (going topless) | |||
7 | AHOY | call to boat |
A house party’s last ball to coat? (4)
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A HO (house) then partY (last letter of) | |||
8 | TONGA | small Indian cart |
Call Indian smart, new in classical garment (5)
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N (new) inside TOGA (classical garment) | |||
9 | ONE-ACT | suggesting mini play |
Suggesting Pliny may cane lot carelessly neglecting Latin (6)
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anagram (carelessly) of CANE LOT missing L (Latin) | |||
13 | SINGLETREE | tringle see |
Curtain rod, look, to celebrate permitted feminine ruff (10)
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SING (to celebrate) LET (permitted) and REE (the female ruff) | |||
15 | STEERLING | lear sting |
The Scots learn to cheat English with British money around (9)
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E (English) inside (with…around) STERLING (British money) – lere, leare or leir would also work here. Take your pick. | |||
19 | LIP-DEEP | dip leap |
Sloping jump? I look slyly round diameter after length (7)
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I PEEP (look slyly) contains (around) D (diameter) all following L (length) | |||
21 | OILLET | hole for cord once |
Coal for horde once, fuel on rising mound (6)
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OIL (fuel) on TEL (a mount) reversed (rising) | |||
22 | ETHENE | gas including carbon |
Cass including garb an Andalusian’s seen in continental summer (6)
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HEN (an Andalusian perhaps) inside ETE (summer, as said in France, on the continent) | |||
24 | SPAVIN |
Disease in horses (6)
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competition clue | |||
26 | GRAPO | pa grow |
Settlement to cultivate river entering forest often flooded (5)
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R (river) inside GAPO (forest, often flooded) – a pa is a Maori fort or settlement | |||
27 | MESSI | he’s massed goals |
He’s gassed moles I found under unpleasant clutter (5)
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I following MESS (unpleasant clutter) – Lionel Messi, footballer | |||
28 | ONER | whopping tale |
Sharpener that’s dispatched head of harpoon topping whale (4)
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hONER (sharpener) missing (that ahs dispatched) Harpoon (first letter, head of) |
Thanks PeeDee,
Great fun, some Spoonerisms took a while to sink in but got there eventually. TAUPE is from the French for mole, the animal so that makes sense. Could have done with a DBE indicator for Andalusian.
Thanks as ever to Azed.
Oh, for 5d I thought ‘pinned arrest’ but either works.
Thanks for the blog . I have a few slightly different ideas.
10ac. BARE PATCHES
11ac TAW that whips. Taw was in recently.
14ac TAUPE is from the French
30ac PLANE-TREES one word hyphenated in Chambers 93
22 d is an awful definition.
Sorry Gonzo I was slow typing. I had pinned arrest as well but both do work.
‘Age of sold’ to ‘sage of old’ is an edge case – swapping ‘s’ with ” 🙂
I had anticipated that this was going to be a frustrating disappointment (like last year’s Christmas Special), but I actually managed to finish this, finding it mostly enjoyable. I do think that “settlement” is an awfully broad clue for “pa”–even “Maori settlement” would have struck me as not especially fair, and I have never heard of GRAPO–is that political faction something that Europeans would be familiar with??? But for the crossers, and the standard-issue “river entering” clue, I would have had no idea how to solve that one. Also, for me, “taw that whips” sounds nothing whatsoever like a spoonerism for “war that tips.” I had guessed “whips that tore”???, which sounds closer to me, but then the plural/singular does not work. Those quibbles aside, thanks again Azed and PeeDee.
Gonzo @5: Isn’t “well-boiled icicles” a classic spoonerism, of the same basic structure?
Quite superb: Azed in tiptop condition. Thanks for BARE PATCHES, I was sure Azed would not confuse a plural. I struggled with many dictionaries at 30 Ac before the penny dropped. “Planetaries” were indeed cosmologists once and I assumed there might have been a variant spelling “planetries”. But I couldn’t get the clue to work and thought it a weak Spoonerism. I wonder why Chambers dropped plane-trees.
I found myself laughing out loud quite a few times.
Is one of the three proper names in a Chambers more recent than mine?
Stefan
Yes of course, three proper names but only two as solutions . None in my Chambers 93. Martin Rees is really an astronomer although he did do some early work on CMBR.
Grapo is also given as a capital in my Chambers and as an abbreviation.
BUSTER KEATON; LE PEN; MESSI.
I’ve idled away hours of my life under a plane-tree, often with an ouzo or several. In Australia, they are an invasive pest. Councils used to plant them because they were cheap, grow from anything and provide shade. Then they have to spend thousands of dollars collecting the leaves: the leaves do not break down and clog up drains and waterways.
Stefan
Yes of course , how did I miss Buster Keaton, thank you. We have what are called London planes which are made to be good at absorbing road pollution.
11ac I had TAW THAT WHIPS – see TAW1 (noun) – I can’t see RAW THAT WHIPS is a spoonerism.
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33ac CORE STEEPING – see CORE2
Again, I thought 1ac was clever.
Like MarmiteSmuggler @8 I thought this was superb – great fun from beginning to end. It look me some time to see BUSTER KEATON, which slowed things down. Couldn’t parse GRAPO or IDEAL. Thanks to PeeDee, and to Azed as ever.
I found this a bit frustrating. I did complete it but often I got the answers from the crossers and had no idea what the Spoonerisms were.
Thanks all for the corrections.
“r/taw that whips” was just a typo. I failed to spot the plural in “bare patches” and didn’t think to look in any older versions of Chambers for the hyphenated PLANE-TREE. Presumably they have now dropped it for consistency, such words can be constructed simply and don’t require a dictionary entry. Thanks to Roz for those.
PS I remember seeing Custer Beaten/Buster Keaton used by Boatman in The Guardian a few months ago.
PeeDee @16 – I didn’t remember the Boatman Clue, so looked it up. It was on 5th November last year, but not a Spoonerism:
Funny rebuke about person who did good work a hundred years ago, a comic genius (6,6)
Thanks drofle, interesting. I didn’t solve the printed puzzle, only a proofreading copy. It was a Spoonerism in the draft puzzle, I guess the editor must have wanted it changed for the published version. I can’t see why, I think it is a great Spoonerism. Presumably Azed did too, putting it in prime position at 1 across.
PeeDee – Maybe the editor thought it was so brilliant that it MUST have been used before!
found this very difficult though enjoyable – separating the two types of spoonerisms was more difficult than i anticipated, let alone finding a suitable definition for SPAVIN. i remembered seeing the BUSTER KEATON spoonerism a few months ago; indeed Anto in september 2020 gave:
Actor embodied outcome of Little Bighorn, according to Spooner (6,6)
I’ve seen the Buster / Custer Spoonerism a few times, and it turned up in The Times very recently as “Comic summary of Little Bighorn for Spooner?”. I’m pretty sure Azed knew it was an old favourite and was generously using it as a potential gateway clue.
I think you are right Blorenge, and also 1 Down. Always the most helpful because of initial letters. Azed did a similar thing with the recent Carte Blanche .