I was expecting a Quiptic to blog this Christmas Morn, but the site is still showing last week’s, so perhaps there isn’t one, or – being the Grauniad – they have just forgotten. If one appears at some stage, I will be back with you (but not necessarily today …) In the meantime, if you are into that stuff, je vous souhaite Joyeux Noël, Nadolig Llawen, Frohe Weihnachten, god Jul and ¡Feliz Navidad!