Cyclops 792 – Polemical Patronage

A relatively tame puzzle from Cyclops, in terms of political satire and skoolboy smuttery in the clueing, that is…

…with passing references to B-listers Michael Gove and Ron DeSantis, and just a kinky SPANK at 3D!

There are a couple of references to expensive separations, with a messy OVERPRICED divorce at 12A, and wealth splitting an unhappy couple in 27A OPULENCE – hope all is well chez Cyclops?…

There didn’t seem to be too much to ‘scare the horses’ amongst the rest – apart from the surface read of 28A ROTTER, of course!

I learned that 21A VERMICELLI can be a chocolate cake sprinkle topping, as well as slender pasta, and enjoyed the definition of 25A CRECHE as a ‘minor service provider’…

 

 

I think that just about sums it up – a relatively gentle solve and no doubt a brief hiatus before the tsunami of Trump references return, for another 4 years – heaven help us! The lunatics really have taken over the asylum…

My thanks to Cyclops, and I trust all is clear below…

 

Across
Clue No Solution Clue (definition underlined)

Logic/parsing

1A GOSSIP Idle talk: “Leave, piss off!” (6)

Go (leave) + SSIP (anag, i.e. off, of PISS)

5A CLAIMANT One hoping for beneficial response is unable to take Liam’s eruption? (8)

C_ANT (is unable) around LAIM (anag, i.e. eruption, of LIAM)

9A ATLANTIC Double-crossed on UK & US round trip, leaders of Al-Qaida try launching stunt (8)

ATL (leaders, or first letters, of ‘Al-quaida Try Launching’) + ANTIC (stunt)

[if you fly a round trip to the between the US and the UK you will cross the ATLANTIC twice!]

10A DIRECT Frank‘s awful, Tom’s heartless (6)

DIRE (awful) + C(A)T (tom, or cat, heartless, losing middle letter)

11A BACK See 24dn. (4)

see 24D

12A OVERPRICED Extortionate, messy divorce overwhelms poor rep (10)

OV_RICED (anag, i.e. messy, of DIVORCE) around (overwhelming) ERP (anag, i.e. poor, of REP)

13A UTOPIAN Free up AI? Not ideal (7)

anag, i.e. free, of UP AI NOT

15A TRAIPSE Pisspoor parties trail (7)

anag, i.e. pisspoor, of PARTIES

17A SCALPEL Nurse’s hand-out prior to operational cuts? (7)

CD – when performing an operation, the surgeon may ask the nurse to hand them a SCALPEL before making ‘operational’ cuts!

19A SMIDGEN Dash from South Central General (7)

S (south) + MID (central) + GEN (general)

21A VERMICELLI Topping liberal leader in revolting evil crime (10)

VERMICEL_I (anag, i.e. revolting, of EVIL CRIME) around L (leading letter of Liberal)

[I thought vermicelli was a pasta, but it is also thin pieces of chocolate for cake decoration]

24A FACE In brief, a celeb’s tackle (4)

hidden word in ‘brieF A CEleb’

[face up to]

25A CRECHE Minor service provider chain acquired by Native American people (6)

CRE_E (Native American people) around (acquiring) CH (chain)

26A PEDIGREE Descent of terrible dirge into tinkle (8)

PE_E (or P_EE, tinkle) around DIGRE (or EDIGR, anag, i.e. terrible, of DIRGE)

27A OPULENCE Wealth measure splits unhappy couple (8)

OPUL_CE (anag, i.e. unhappy, of COUPLE) around (split by) EN (printing, measure of length of a dash, half an em!)

28A ROTTER Rogue chops off racehorse’s head (6)

(T)ROTTER, horse, with first letter, or head, chopped off!

Down
Clue No Solution Clue (definition underlined)

Logic/parsing

2D OUTLAST Survive being declared gay at the end (7)

OUT (declared gay) + LAST (at the end)

3D SPANK Round pub entrance, dropped kinky belt? (5)

S_ANK (dropped) around P (entrance, or first letter, of Pub)

4D PATRONAGE Funding McFadden and DeSantis takes time (9)

PAT (Pat McFadden) + RON (Ron DeSantis) + AGE (time)

5D CACHE Stock Conservative – pain (5)

C (Conservative) + ACHE (pain)

6D ADD UP Summer will do, to make sense (3,2)

double defn. – a summer, one who sums, might ADD UP; and if something makes sense then it could ADD UP!

7D MORTIFIED I’m tired of being beaten and ashamed (9)

anag, i.e. being beaten, of IM TIRED OF

8D NUCLEUS Tabloid upset about cryptic clue’s central part (7)

NU_S (of N_US, Sun, or tabloid ‘newspaper’, upset) around CLEU (or UCLE, anag, i.e. cryptic, of CLUE)

14D POLEMICAL Controversial European – he’s to be dismissed by Gove? (9)

POLE (European) + MIC(H)A(E)L (Michael, of which Gove is an example, losing, or dismissing, H and E)

16D REMAINDER No Brexiteer recruits duke for balance (9)

REMAIN_ER (no Brexiteer!) around (recruiting) D (duke)

18D CHEER UP Tweet about rugby players – “get more gay!” (5,2)

CHEE_P (tweet) around R_U (Rugby Union, or rugby players, generally)

20D EXCRETE Old lover stuck on holiday island – shit (7)

EX (old lover) + CRETE (Greek island, and popular holiday destination)

22D CLEAN China’s main bank is to get into laundering? (5)

C (main, or first letter, of China) + LEAN (bank)

23D LAPSE Pal’s balls’ ultimately grotesque descent (5)

LAPS (anag, i.e. balls, of PALS) + E (ultimate letter of grotesquE)

24D FIGHT (BACK) & 11ac.Scrap retreat and counter-attack (5,4)

FIGHT (scrap) + BACK (retreat)

7 comments on “Cyclops 792 – Polemical Patronage”

  1. Martin James
    Comment #1
    November 30, 2024 at 9:08 am

    Many thanks for the solutions. I’ve been studying your forum for many years and my ability to solve Cyclops has improved although I had ORACLE rather the CRECHE at 25ac. 😊 Once again, thanks for helping me enjoy the world of cryptic crosswords.

    Martin 👍

  2. Wellbeck
    Comment #2
    November 30, 2024 at 10:47 am

    Nice one, Cyclops!
    Alas, I fell at the very last hurdle: 3D. I presumed “kinky” was an anagrind – got nowhere looking for the correct 5 letters, and ended up crossing my fingers and bunging in SMACK (= belt). Oh well, can’t win ‘em all.
    My faves were CRECHE, GOSSIP and the surfaces to PEDIGREE & MORTIFIED.
    Thank you mc_r for the explanations – especially SCALPEL (a correct semi-parsed guess, but I couldn’t figure out how the nurse fitted into things).

  3. Steve
    Comment #3
    November 30, 2024 at 3:36 pm

    Many thanks for the blog. I managed this one in only one sitting which is a rarity for me. I loved the clue for creche

  4. Franko
    Comment #4
    December 1, 2024 at 12:55 pm

    Thanks mc_rapper67 and Cyclops.
    Re 21a I also had never heard of vermicelli as a topping. In fact I had a vague idea it might be a cheese. Even google didn’t reveal the other meaning you identified.
    I also marked 25a CRECHE and 9a ATLANTIC as favourites.

  5. AndyF
    Comment #5
    December 1, 2024 at 3:07 pm

    Umm, I think I remember vermicelli as multi-coloured little cylinders of stuff mother put on cakes and things, similar to hundreds and thousands? Those things Americans call sprinkles?
    From Wikipedia:
    “Names
    In the UK and other Anglophonic Commonwealth countries sprinkles are denoted by different signifiers. For example, hundreds and thousands is the most popular denotation used in United Kingdom, Australia, New Zealand and South Africa to refer to nonpareils, a type of sprinkles. Another UK variant of the term is vermicelli, especially when said of chocolate sprinkles”

  6. Winsor
    Comment #6
    December 4, 2024 at 5:40 pm

    many thanks to Cyclops and mc!!! Quite a quick solve for me…in an hour!!!!
    Got stuck on PATRONAGE since I was locked into PATRONISE and couldn’t see the parsing, but I got there in the end.

  7. mc_rapper67
    Comment #7
    December 5, 2024 at 10:03 am

    Thanks for the various comments and feedback so far – much appreciated as usual, and nice to see a couple of new(?) names in Martin James at #1 and Steve at #3…

    Nice research on VERMICELLI/sprinkles, AndyF – we live and learn! My Chambers says it is usually ‘chocolate vermicelli’ when referring to the cake toppings, chocolate worms, effectively…hmmm…

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