Cyclops 516: Collar without filth?

The title here is one of my favourite clues for the answer to 6a/7, with thanks to Nestor, its originator. I think I will give Cyclops’s clue for the same answer my vote for clue of the fortnight in this puzzle, too.

Writing this blog, I seem to have described a lot of anagrams, but no hidden answers for a change.

Across
6/7 CITIZENS ARREST Nick, as an ordinary member of the public, to perform one big table surprise for Tony
To perform a citizen’s arrest is to nick someone as an ordinary member of the public; one Twiggy Garcia attempted to perform one on Tony Blair as he was eating in a restaurant in Shoreditch.
10 BATHE Boris, affronted, starts article “Clean up!”
BA = first letters of ‘Boris, affronted’; THE = article
11 SHRIVEL UP Push liver out and lose erection rapidly?
*(Push liver)
12 APOSTLE Maybe Andrew’s pole is covered with piss
POST = pole; in ALE = piss.
Andrew the Apostle
13 VULTURE Preying type bent TV rule to ensnare underaged primarily
*(TV rule u)
Vultures
15/19 TOY BOY Blair loses direction turning back ’oaf’ — his partner is maturer
TO[n]Y [Blair]; YOB = oaf, reversed
16 SO WHAT Broadcast by Panama? I don’t give a toss
SOW = broadcast; HAT = Panama (example)
21 PARASOL Part of an article by the Sun that would make you a shady person?
PARA = short for ‘paragraph’; SOL = Sun
23 ENDORSE The ’ack that was last to show support for political candidate?
END ’ORSE
25 EPHEMERAL “Here today, gone tomorrow MP,” he provoked with a leer
*(MP he a leer), with ‘provoked’ as the anagram indicator
27 HOARD Reserve went on the game broadcast
Sounds like (‘broadcast’) “whored”
28 ON SHOW Participating in TV programme about who’s getting screwed?
ON = about; *(whos), with ‘getting screwed’ as the anagram indicator
29 SWINDLER Liberal Les full of gas, right scam artist
WIND = gas; in *(Les); R = right
Down
1 STATE OF WAR Two Far East manoeuvres into which Bush and Blair took us
*(Two Far East)
2 IZVESTIA Russian paper tie, as Viz translated
*(tie as Viz)
Izvestia
3 KNESSET Assembly: Ken’s out — “Fix!”
*(Kens); SET = fix
The Israeli parliament
4 GROVEL Government minister embraces Right then Left, as a brown-noser would
GOVE = the unspeakable Secretary of State for Education; containing R then L
6 COBRA It’s been overwhelmed by rising levels of cocaine ring supporters, combined
C = cocaine; O = ring; BRA = supporters, combined
The Cabinet Office Briefing Room emergency committee has been overwhelmed by the flooding situation, including that affecting the Somerset Levels.
8 TOPLESS Two tits on show don’t peak as often?
Double definition, of sorts — topless; top less [often]
9/5 PRIVY SEAL By which a monarch approved of lavatory water creature
PRIVY = lavatory; SEAL = water creature
Privy Seal
14 UNWORKABLE Powerless to embrace Labour — simply won’t run
WORK = labour; in UNABLE = powerless
16 SUPREMO Euro MPs abandoned the one with the most power
*(Euro MPs), with ‘abandoned’ as the anagram indicator
18 REDSHANK Estuary resident: she drank, screwed …
*(she drank), with ‘screwed’ as the anagram indicator
Redshank
19 BLARE Blast the ex-PM we’re told
Sounds like (‘we’re told’) “Blair”
20 YELLOWY Canary-like ejaculation that hurt lady’s bottom
YELL = ejaculation; OW = “that hurt!”; Y = lady’s bottom
22 SYMBOL Well up, being wrapped in kinky slob’s flag
MY = “Well!”, reversed; in *(slob)
24 ELDER Senior “$1000 off” castration practitioner
[g]ELDER
26/17 HASH BROWNS
A right mess, Gordon’s? Dish
HASH = a right mess. BROWNS = reference to former PM Gordon Brown. A dish of re-cooked potatoes, diced or mashed, mixed with chopped onion, seasoned, and fried until brown.
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Here are some intellectual jokes for you (I particularly like number 14):
Intellectual jokes

… and another amusing link:
Unfortunate publishing layouts

11 comments on “Cyclops 516: Collar without filth?”

  1. Frederic

    You must have typoed in compiling the answers, which is why your reasoning’s off: 26/17 is HASH BROWNS, which explains the “Gordon’s”.


  2. Thanks, Frederic. The perils of completing a blog in haste!

  3. John King

    I do feel a little silly here but I still don’t get the answer for 23A.

    How does ‘ack = ‘orse?


  4. Though most often used for the activity of riding a horse, HACK can refer to the horse itself:

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hack_(horse)

    and if you’re a true-bred cockerney Hersham Boy like me you don’t bother pronouncing those silly Hs.


  5. ’Ersham Boy, surely?

  6. John King

    Ah, thanks.

    After growing up in East London I’ve never heard of a horse referred to as a hack. We always called ’em nags raand aa way (E Stam, Newm).


  7. Chambers gives:
    ‘a horse (or formerly, and still in the USA, a vehicle) kept for hire, esp one in a sorry condition; an ordinary riding horse; a ride on horseback; any person overworked on hire; a literary or journalistic drudge’

    In the equestrian circles where I come from (in which I did not personally move, but my sister did), the ‘general purpose riding horse’ sense was the understood meaning. And people talked about a hacking jacket as one they wore for riding when not out hunting (to hounds).

  8. lemming

    But where in the world is “whored” pronounced like “hoard”?


  9. The perils of ‘homophones’! But I pronounce them more or less the same. How would you pronounce them differently?

  10. lemming

    In my head: similar:{horde,hoard,bawd} similar:{sawed,bored,whored}

    I’m moderately happy with a bit of semantic looseness, especially when there’s a rewarding word-play discovery when you get it. But non-close ‘homophones’ I do find difficult, and not really rewarding. I think this one I’d be tempted to clue as “nearly broadcast”.

  11. lemming

    And on the other side of the coin … (as seen in a recent newsgroup posting)

    >My wife, on hols in Ireland as a youngster, asked for “three thrupenny”
    >stamps. The nice An Post lady looked baffled, then said “Ah, you mean
    >tree treepennies”.

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