Cyclops 546: Post-electoral tristesse

It felt strange to be solving this knowing that, by the time I finalised the blog, the election results would be known and some of the political references within the puzzle would be somewhat out of date. Nothing like as strange, however, as I feel now that the result is known!

Across
7 ABSTAINING Monica’s dress accessory catching Bill’s head, which wouldn’t increase the vote
A STAINING = what allegedly happened to Monica Lewinsky’s dress; containing B = Bill’s head
11 BLADDER It’s worse to cover Nigel’s butt — relieved by peer
BADDER = worse; L = Nigel’s butt (last letter)
12 TURNOUT Revolution not an option for those who voted
TURN = revolution; OUT = not an option
13 THIRD TERM Ultimate educational division? Not for a presumptuous Cameron
Double definition — final term of the academic year; Cameron has ruled out a third term in office as PM
15 THROB Heath-Robinson houses movingly manifest an erection
Hidden in ‘Heath-Robinson’. Quite a neat clue, I think.
16 NIGGLE Farage casually drinks gallons, live — “Bother!”
NIGE = Farage casually; containing (‘drinks’) G = gallons, L = live
17 CRESTA Crown: Camilla’s ultimate downhill course
CREST = crown; A = Camilla’s ultimate [letter]
The Cresta Run
21 TUTSI African people voice disapproval — militant group rejected
TUT = voice disapproval; IS (Islamic State), reversed = militant group rejected
23 WOMEN’S LIB “Blow men!” is perverted form of it?
*(blow men is). No real definition in this clue, but it does work as a kind of &lit.
25 HAS-BEEN Spilling the beans, no time for Gordon Brown now?
*(he beans) — i.e. anagram of ‘the beans’ minus T = time
Gordon Brown’s not the only one recently to have achieved that status.
26 TAFFETA Material that’s gross, perverse cheesy stuff
FAT, reversed = gross, perverse; FETA = cheesy stuff
Down
1 GAMBIT End of Clegg? Scope for game sacrifice
G = end of Clegg; AMBIT = scope
In chess, an opening move in which a player makes a sacrifice, typically of a pawn, for the sake of a compensating advantage
2/5 HARD LABOUR Inflexible Miliband’s lot, an unwelcome extra for the old time-server
HARD = inflexible; LABOUR = Miliband’s lot
3 SNORTER Drug user who sounds a nag?
Sort of double definition, I suppose — someone who snorts drugs; creatures who snort include horses
4 ANATOMY To many, a ballsed-up members’ division
*(to many a), with ‘ballsed-up’ as the anagram indicator
6 VERTEBRA An element of a column: “Ever twisted round end of taut underwear?”
*(ever); around T = end of ‘taut’; BRA = underwear
8/29/9 STARING DEATH IN THE FACE Farage incidents that he distorted, being about to cross over to the other side?
*(Farage incidents that he). Clever anagram.
10 BRETHREN Blair’s vacant ’three’ irritated northern community members
BR = Blair’s vacant (without central letters); *(three), with ‘irritated’ as the anagram indicator; N = northern
14 DULCIMER M’lud, Rice mangled A musical item
*(Mlud Rice)
16 NOT A HOPE NATO manoeuvres bound to unite with East? That’ll be the day!
*(NATO); HOP = bound; E = East
18 SOLVENT Express is after Sun, which is not to be sniffed at!
VENT = express; after SOL = sun
19 SWANKED Squaddie at first beaten off, then paraded
S = squaddie at first; WANKED = beaten off
20 IMITATE Cyclops is having sex with fed ape
IM = Cyclops is (I am); IT = sex; ATE = fed
22 TUSCAN An Italian’s ’nut-sac’ nuts
*(nut sac)
24 BEAVER Put much effort into Fanny
Double definition — work hard at; female genitalia
27/28 FAIR PLAY The decent thing to do just before shag under piano
FAIR = just; LAY = shag; under P = piano
I rather like this clue, too.
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4 comments on “Cyclops 546: Post-electoral tristesse”

  1. Thank you. How about “ballsed-up members” as the anagram indicator in 4 down? My watch stopped and an MP3 player’s screen went dim the day after the election.

  2. From a purely crosswording perspective, the worst result of the night was definitely the loss of Ed Balls. How on earth is Cyclops going to manage without Balls? How will he indicate “ED”? “OO”? “ROT”? Most of the survivors have names that don’t lend themselves to wordplay (goodness knows what Cyclops will do if, as the bookies are predicting, Chuka Umunna becomes Labour leader), and even among those who do… well, they’re still not “Balls”.

    As Cyclops himself put it a couple of years ago, Rejected Ed Balls finally voted in — then politically rejected!

  3. @ 1 Lemming
    The anagram indicator is ballsed-up and the definition is members’ division – anatomy being the study of parts (members).

    @3 Schroduck
    I can think of at least one word that Cyclops could utilise for Tristan Hunt… 🙂

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