I find this the best Goliath yet with a brilliant collection of two-part answers. My clue of the week is 13,23 (HELLS ANGELS)
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| 1, 5 | CHARCOAL PENCIL | 
 Grey skirt in the drawer (8,6) 
CHARCOAL (grey) + PENCIL (skirt). I understand that there is a type of skirt called a pencil skirt.  | 
| 9, 10 | CARRIAGE RETURN | 
 Moving to the next line in marriage starts with a 90% reduction to income (8,6) 
MARRIAGE with ‘M’ replaced by ‘C’ (i.e. 1000 in Roman numerals changed to 100) RETURN (income)  | 
| 12 | ENROLMENT | 
 Henry Holmes into being stripped of registration (9) 
[h]ENR[y] [h]OLME[s] [i]NT[o]  | 
| 13, 23 | HELLS ANGELS | 
 Herr Sanger’s changed hands for the gang (5,6) 
HERR SANGERS with ‘R’s changed to ‘L’s (i.e. rights to lefts)  | 
| 14, 21 down | TWOS COMPANY | 
 A couple is firm that a chaperone is not required (4,7) 
TWOS (a couple is) COMPANY (firm)  | 
| 16 | PENANCE | 
 May be a hair shirt for the last to leave town (7) 
PEN[z]ANCE  | 
| 19 | POODLES | 
 Plots for dogs (7) 
P (p…) + OODLES (…lots). Thank you to Sil for explaining this one.  | 
| 21 | CASH | 
 Money hideout reported on the radio (4) 
homophone of “cache” (hideout)  | 
| 24 | NIECE | 
 Start to eat in pleasant setting with part of the family (5) 
E[at] in NICE (pleasant)  | 
| 25 | DAMNATION | 
 13 feature from crazy backwards people (9) 
MAD (crazy) backwards NATION (people)  | 
| 27 | ECLAIR | 
 Cake with calories out? Not so! (6) 
anagram of CAL[o]RIE[s]  | 
| 28 | BADINAGE | 
 It’s good in youth then to have frivolous talk (8) 
If it’s good in youth then perhaps it’s BAD IN AGE!  | 
| 29 | SYSTEM | 
 West End in messy, chaotic organisation (6) 
[wes]T in anagram of MESSY  | 
| 30 | EYEGLASS | 
 A lens, say, to capture you, old girl (8) 
YE (you old) in EG (say) LASS (girl)  | 
| Down | ||
| 1, 17 | COCKER SPANIELS | 
 Dogs and poultry catch up, but not in the main text (6,8) 
IN A PS (not in the main text) backwards in COCKERELS (poultry)  | 
| 2, 18 | AURORA BOREALIS | 
 Highlights our problem in Arab love for Israel’s destruction (6,8) 
anagram of OUR in ARAB anagram of O (love) ISRAEL  | 
| 3, 26 | CHILLAXING | 
 Cold, cutting inactivity (10) 
CHILL (cold) AXING (cutting)  | 
| 4 | ALGIERS | 
 Seraglio almost built here? (7) 
anagram of SERAGLI[o]  | 
| 6 | ELEPHANTS | 
 The Alps expedition ends badly for them (9) 
anagram of THE ALPS E[xpeditio]N. A semi-&lit.  | 
| 7 | CLUBLAND | 
 Briefly hint flat is a suitable location for nightlife (8) 
CLU[e] (briefly hint) + BLAND (flat)  | 
| 8 | LINESMEN | 
 They may be poets who keep an eye on the ball (8) 
double definition  | 
| 11 | 
 See 20 
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| 15 | WOLVERINE | 
 Wine drinking lover turns into a beast (9) 
anagram of LOVER in WINE  | 
| 17 | 
 See 1 down 
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| 18 | 
 See 2 
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| 20, 11 | SIDESTEP | 
 Dodge has broken down despite circling soft-top (8) 
S[oft] in anagram of DESPITE  | 
| 21 | 
 See 14 
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| 22 | CICADA | 
 Bug scoundrel among spies (6) 
CAD (scoundrel) in CIA (spied)  | 
| 23 | 
 See 13 
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| 26 | 
 See 3 
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Goliath – he’s good, isn’t he?
As to 19ac, I recently tackled a Sunday Times crossword by Dean Mayer (aka anax/Loroso) in which one of the clues was: ‘Campaigners plot?’.
The solution was ‘pressure group’.
One had to split ‘plot’ into ‘p/lot’.
Not something one would expect in The Times.
Here, my fellow citizen does the same thing: P + OODLES (lots).
Thanks Pete for a fine blog.
ps, a typo in 29ac: should be [wes]T
Brilliant puzzle from Goliath – echo your sentiment Pete, although I fell short on a few clues. “Carriage return” didn’t occur to me at all so thanks for the light there.
A minor change for 29a – should just be wes[T] rather than we[ST].
Thanks for a great challenge Goliath and a blog equal to it Pete.
Cheers
TL
I didn’t attempt this, but read the blog (thanks Pete Maclean) out of curiosity, having recently learned Goliath’s other pseudonym. I was really impressed by the humour and standard of cluing here. I’ll look forward to his next contribution to my crossword of choice.
I got 1a as it came off the printer -graphite pencil .Utterly convinced that it was correct as confirmed by the lead a of 2d that I no chance of getting 1d (and hence 17d) , 3d and therefore 26d and 4d. Was it misdirection or just an unhappy coincidence?
9,10a is brilliant but too hard for me.
12a made no sense whatsoever
7d was too hard for me
8d I just couldn’t see.
28a is also brilliant but I did not get it.
Isn’t chillaxing a horrible word?
There’s one thing in this exquisite puzzle that I am not really happy with.
I’m talking about 2,18 and the use of ‘for’.
The last bit of it is clearly O (love) + (ISRAEL)*.
So, one should see ‘for’ as ‘given to’ or something similar.
However, I don’t like it.
That said, the much missed Araucaria did it on many occasions.
And why should I then put the blame on Goliath (who is/was a great admirer (and friend) of Araucaria)?
Dunno.
Thanks Goliath and Pete
This was an enjoyable challenge – usually find it tougher when the clues are ‘doubled up’ like this, especially when they intersect – as in the NW corner here.
Needed help with the parsing of POODLES and the ‘IN A PS’ part of COCKER SPANIEL.
Some interesting clue devices used throughout – HELL’S ANGELS (was quite humorous), ENROLMENT (a clever trick) and how Plots needed to be separated into P Lots to give POODLES (it was too good for me this time).
Outstanding crossword I thought, much harder than the usual FT Saturday fare. As Sil says, ‘P lots’ is not something you usually see in The Times. But if the FT want to go by these rules, then OK I suppose. And I agree with him that the ‘for’ in 2,28 is a bit uncomfortable. For a long time I wanted to make 29ac SHOWER.
In the paper they call this CROSSWORD 14,920, which is obviously wrong — Goliath’s last had that number.
Respect to Goliath! And thanks Pete for the blog.
It might be a ‘wavelength’ thing but I never got into this properly and needed help for more than my self-respect allows me to admit with only niece and cash for the first 30 mins work.
But I can’t complain because the clueing was all fair and highly creative. An exemplary crossword indeed.
So you beat me this time Goliath but I’ll be back!