Cyclops 554: The dissolute honours list

I haven’t got much to say about this, really — not too difficult. For some reason which I can’t now fathom, 4d held me up longer than the others. Favourite clue this week — 16d.

Across
7 FILIGREE Soldier is contrary during simulated relief — delicate work
GI = soldier (US), reversed; *(relief)
Filigree
8 ORDURE Shit way to intervene in floundering euro
RD = way (road); in *(euro)
10 THE HONOURS LIST In which big party donors doubtless appear to relish nuts being busted on pocketing House?
*(to relish nuts); containing HO = abbreviation for ‘house’
For more information…
11/6 BEST OF BRITISH FBI messed with “OBE” t-shirts? Good luck to ’em!
*(FBI OBE t shirts)
A somewhat dated expression, which was apparently used by the Mystery Voice on the radio quiz Twenty Questions, in which, I learn, ‘Ian Messiter was reprimanded by the BBC for including “sporran” and “fig leaf” as consecutive objects on the same programme’.
13 SILLY ASS Soft Obama’s behind dope
SILLY = soft; ASS = Obama’s behind (i.e. US version of ‘arse’
14 SEXY Provocative Ms Bercow’s possibly lost everything for old flame
SALLY Bercow, with EX = old flame, replacing ALL = everything
15/22 FLEA COLLAR Steered all clear of pussy protector?
*(all clear of)
20 FRUITFUL Olive, say, having strain of flu gets pregnant the old-fashioned way
FRUIT = olive, say; *(flu). Old-fashioned expression for ‘pregnant’
23 HILLARY CLINTON Maybe Paris welcomes vaguely lyrical name for a high profile candidate
*(lyrical N), N being an abbreviation for ‘name’ and ‘vaguely’ being the anagram indicator; in [Paris] HILTON
25 PRISON Cooler new home for Max Clifford
Not quite a double definition; not much more than a single definition, really.
Max Clifford is currently incarcerated at Her Maj’s pleasure.
26 FAST TALK Tight on gas, producing verbal diarrhoea
FAST = tight (as in ‘secure’); TALK = gas
Down
1 TIGHTER Extra pissed bondage freak’s exhortation?
Double definition — more drunk; what a bondage freak might implore
2/24 HIGH NOTE Pissed off ‘Tone’ — an excellent end!
HIGH = pissed; *(tone), with ‘off’ as the anagram indicator
3 TRANSFIX Tricky Nixon farts on quitting, getting stick
*(nix farts) — with ‘on’ leaving ‘Nixon’ before anagrammatising
4 REPULSE Reject half of Mr Bean with electronic insert
R = half of ‘Mr’; E = electronic; PULSE = bean
5 CONSUL Country agent’s fit of pique, getting end away after party
CON = [Conservative] party; SULK[k] = fit of pique, minus its final letter
9 DAILY MAIL Trouble taken by lady I’m screwing to provide a rag
(*lady Im), with ‘screwing’ as the anagram indicator; AIL = trouble
‘Rag’ is too polite a word for it, as far as I’m concerned.
12 TESTICLES It selects fancy balls
*(it selects), with ‘fancy’ as the anagram indicator
16 LUCKLESS Jinxed Russell finally cut down on sex? F-off!
L = Russell, finally; [f]UCK LESS = cut down on sex, minus F
17 ARCHERS Ex-jailbird dumped on society, as heard on radio
ARCHER = Ex-jailbird (no need for further elaboration for Eye readers); S = society
The Archers
18 PLAY-OFF Dandy’s upset over screw — female is the decider
FOP = dandy, reversed; containing LAY = screw; F = female
19 CAGOULE Anorak’s past cracking cryptic clue
AGO = past; in *(clue)
21 FLAUNT Even accommodating a large body is flash
FLAT = even; ‘accommodating‘ A, UN = large body (United Nations)

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Plenty of jokes for you here.
I love number 50: “I bought a muzzle for my pet duck. Nothing flashy, but it fits the bill.” Chris Turner

5 comments on “Cyclops 554: The dissolute honours list”

  1. Your subliminal British spellchecker kicked in on 13: you meant “ASS”, not “ARSE”. I got stuck for ages on 4d. Great clue!

  2. Fascinating, as always, to read your lucid explanations of Cyclops’ clues. Despite my increasing proficiency, I just can’t quite get what you mean about your last sentence under 9d…..

  3. I mean that my opinion of the Daily Mail is not high. ‘Rag’ is used as a slightly pejorative term to describe a newspaper; I would use a less polite one in this case.

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