Headmistress has written quite a lot – 585 pages I hear.
So I suppose we should be thankful this annual giant puzzle is still only 27×27 instead of something much larger.
The puzzle had a preamble:
Running clockwise around the shaded squares, starting top left, is an extract (slightly edited to fit the grid) from an instalment of our feature, ‘The Headmistress Writes’ (Mrs T. May) in 2018.
The 52 letters of the quote not intersecting with clue answers are:
AAAAA B C D EEE F G HHH IIIIII KKK LLL M NN OOOOO P RR SSSS TTT UUUU YY
I solved this in one sitting but I didn’t take a note of the time – I was making notes for this blog anyway.
I got off to a start with RED CARD but ignored that and kept going. I found several clues that were “write-ins” and whistled through more than half before beginning to plod. At “first pass” there were 20 to go – at this point I had a think about the perimeter. The bit that gave me the “in” was at the right hand side where F?D?E could only really be FUDGE and together with the preceding words, could only be “Irish Border Fudge” and I remembered something about this from one of the “School newsletters”.
So I ended up with the following for the Perimeter:
PUPILS MAY LIKE TO KNOW MY IRISH BORDER FUDGE IS AVAILABLE IN THE TUCK SHOP UNFORTUNATELY THEY DON’T HAVE ANY IN STOCK
This uses the following set of uncrossed letters which I believe match the alphabetised list given
PU I S A L K T K O M I ISH O D R U G I A A L B E IN H T C S O U F R U A ELY H Y O T A E N I S O K
I still had about a dozen clues unsolved or queried but they eventually succumbed and, as usual, for most of them when I see the wordplay now I wonder why I had trouble.
Last one in 44/20 RIGHT AHEAD is the only one I haven’t fully nailed down – wondering what “wanting” is doing in the clue.
I haven’t tracked down the issue where Theresa’s Irish Border Fudge was mentioned.
As it was Xmas here is a cracker joke:
What do you call something green that goes to summer camp?
Across | ||
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12 | SCREAM | Quit protecting Conservative’s back – cry (6) [conservativ]E inside SCRAM |
13 | RED CARD | It stops you from playing bloody joker (3,4) RED (bloody) CARD (joker). First one in |
14/27 | BLOOD TYPE | O, it could be Trump’s first introduction to darned exercise (5,4) T[rump] inside BLOODY (darned), PE (exercise) |
15 | SNOBBY | Toffee-nosed, prick-like son replaces Korean leader (6) KNOBBY (prick-like) change K[orean] for S[on] |
16 | AT THE TOP | Poet that pissed in the boss’s position? (2,3,3) (POET THAT)* AInd: pissed |
17 | PORTFOLIO | What’s a certain minister lacking? Drink? Stupid fool grabs one (9) PORT (drink) (FOOL + 1)* AInd: stupid. Ref “Minister without portfolio” |
18 | SELF-HARM | DIY injury mutilated flesh on member (4-4) (FLESH)* AInd: mutilated, ARM (member) |
19 | ANTARCTIC | TV presenter on Rainbow: “It’s around top of cock where it’s most cold” (9) ANT (TV presenter) ARC (rainbow) IT< C[ock]. It’s true: Lowest temperature ever recorded -89.2 °C (-128.6 °F) at Vostok Station, Antarctica, July 21, 1983 |
21 | RED HAIR | End of Keir Hardie involved a feature of Elizabeth I (3,4) ([kei]R HARDIE)* AInd: involved |
22 | ESCAPADES | Boris-style exploits? (Avoids keeping a date) (9) A D[ate] inside ESCAPES (avoids) |
28 | LATECOMER | Appointment-misser (but not a sufferer from premature ejaculation)? (9) Double Definition |
30 | DENY ONESELF | “Don’t take pleasure from screwing doyennes” – Gnome (4,7) (DOYENNES)* AInd: screwing, ELF (gnome) |
31 | TANDEMS | Cycles – of Brown leading LibDems right wing (7) TAN (brown) [lib]DEMS |
32 | PENCHANT | Tendency to breathe fast, holding extendable nylon crotch-hugging tops (8) E[xtendable] N[ylon] C[rotch] H[ugging] inside PANT (breathe fast) |
34 | WAR OF WORDS | Verbal argy-bargy as a result of two articles Labour leader swiped from sci-fi novel (3,2,5) “THE WAR OF THE WORLDS” (sci-fi novel) minus THE (twice) and L[abour] |
37 | VENUS FLYTRAP | Love goddess at Florida rave rejected predatory thing (5,7) VENUS (love goddess) FL[orida] PARTY< I liked this clue |
39 | HEADS OF STATE | World leaders’ possibly forlorn, steadfast hope Trump finally departs (5,2,5) (STEADFAST HOPE – [trum]P)* AInd: forlorn |
41 | PHENOMENAL | Amazing Scotswoman has ball with blokes in China (10) HEN (Scotswoman) O (ball) MEN (blokes), all in PAL (China, Cockney Rhyming Slang: China plate = mate) |
42 | LORRAINE | Er, Iron Lady half replaced familiar TV presenter (8) (ER IRON LA[dy])* AInd: replaced. Ref. L Kelly |
43 | OPPRESS | Work with newspapers to keep the people down? (7) OP (work) PRESS (newspapers) |
46 | NORTH SEA GAS | Extract from the main former Tory PM’s energy article – empty talk (5,3,3) NORTH’S E[nergy] A (article) GAS (empty talk). The Tory PM here is Lord North |
49 | CLEVEREST | Close? – then mount (most inventive!) (9) CL[ose] EVEREST (mount) |
51 | ADEPTNESS | Disposition holding back Miliband’s ability (9) ED< inside APTNESS (disposition) |
52 | PLATEAU | Illustration: gold means an elevated situation (7) PLATE (illustration) AU (gold) |
54 | ASCERTAIN | A sexual initiation – sure to find out (9) A S[exual] CERTAIN (sure) |
57 | BETRAYAL | Double-dealing, loveless royal beat off (8) (ROYAL BEAT – O)* AInd: off |
60 | PROFESSOR | Newspaper hacks circling round female alternative academic (9) PRESS (Newspaper hacks) around (circling) O (round) F[emale] OR (alternative) |
62 | OPTICIAN | “Eye person‘s rude caption about one” (8) (CAPTION I)* AInd: rude |
64 | STOP-GO | Second attempt to accommodate cap – not a consistent policy (4-2) S[econd] GO (attempt) around TOP (cap) |
65 | CHIMP | Fry entertaining male primate (5) M[ale] inside CHIP (fry) |
66 | HANGMAN | Chinese people taking FBI agent for executioner (7) HAN (Chinese people) G-MAN (FBI agent) What does the G stand for? Girls, Guns and Guts! |
67 | LIVELY | Maybe Penelope‘s current heartless sex partner (6) LIVE (current) L[a]Y (sex partner, heartless). Ref. Penelope Lively |
Down | ||
1 | SPEECH | Talk of sneaking piss into school (6) PEE (piss) in SCH[ool] One of the last clues solved |
2 | CLIMATIC | Orgasmic Corbyn’s first to leave – it’s weather-related, etc (8) CLIMACTIC (Orgasmic) – C[orbyn] |
3 | IMPROPRIETY | Possible expenses fiddling perpetrated by one politician (Tory, ripe for exploitation) (11) 1 MP (one politician) (TORY RIPE)* AInd: exploitation |
4 | EYED-UP | Provided with your magazine, made an appraisement? (4,2) Double Definition – sort of – the first being tongue in cheek “Eye’d up” One of the last clues solved |
5 | DISAGREE | Argue about interrupting ex-princess’s period? (8) RE (about) inside DI’S AGE |
6 | POT-BELLIED | Dictator’s half misrepresented imprisoning labour leader for “owning a large corporation” (3-7) [pol] POT, then L[abour] inside BELIED (misrepresented) |
7 | ON TOP OF | In addition to performing just in bra, almost? (2,3,2) ON (performing) TOP OF[f] One of the last clues solved |
8 | SWEDES | Nationals‘ second short day on drugs (6) S[econd] WED E’S |
9 | BROOCH | Bling, say, on streetwise male? Bloody waste of time in Scotland (6) BRO (male, streetwise) OCH (Scottish exasperation) |
10 | END OF THE ROAD | Given free hand to do mayhem, Theresa May’s arrived here? (3,2,3,4) (FREE HAND TO DO)* AInd: mayhem. She may be at the end of the road even when this clue was written but she’s still hanging on by her fingernails |
11 | YES PLEASE | Executive extremely put out with less pay? I’d like that (3,6) (E[xecutiv]E LESS PAY)* AInd: put out |
23 | SHOWROOM | How’s reconstituted Chamber becoming a merchandising venue? (8) (HOW’S)* AInd: reconstituted, ROOM (chamber) |
24 | ADENOMA | “It’s benign, giving one an erection in a mad whirl!” (7) ONE< inside (A MAD)* AInd: whirl |
25 | SCIENTOLOGY | Cruise into this colony? It’s e.g. ‘swinging’ (11) (COLONY EG ITS)* AInd: swinging Ref: Tom Cruise well known for his bonkers “spiritual views” |
26 | SNOWED UNDER | Busy newscaster wants Balls ‘buried‘? (6,5) SNOW (newscaster, Jon Snow) ED (balls, Ed Balls) UNDER (buried) |
28 | LUMP SUM | Consolidated payment acceptable by members (concealed in chimney) (4,3) MPS (members) U (acceptable) all inside LUM (chimney) |
29/50 | MICHAEL GOVE | Brexiteer to formally propose keeping a form of Gaelic (hard) (7,4) (GAELIC H[ard])* AInd: a form of, inside MOVE (formally propose). |
33 | THE SAME | Identical stimulants one included in meth cooking (3,4) ES (Es, stimulants) A (one) inside (METH)* AInd: cooking |
35 | FUSS POT | Kitty’s after bustle: she’s finicky (4,3) FUSS (bustle) POT (kitty) |
36 | BLINKERS | Easily distracted hacks should have these fitted (8) Cryptic Def. Hacks as in horses, not the press |
38 | NON-DRIP | New don rearranged cleavage as preferred by some painters (3-4) N[ew] (DON)* AInd: rearranged. RIP (cleavage) |
40 | CRACK THE WHIP | Be assertive and succeed in pressuring political enforcer (5,3,4) CRACK (succeed) on top of THE WHIP (political enforcer) |
44/20 | RIGHT AHEAD | Directly in front of party faction wanting a leader (5,5) RIGHT (party faction) A HEAD (a leader) Last One In – still cannot explain “wanting” in the clue |
45 | TEASPOONFUL | Just a few drops surprisingly loosen up fat (11) (LOOSEN UP FAT)* AInd: surprisingly. 5mL if it is a metric teaspoon (something else if you are in some weird imperial measurement system, or USA) |
47 | HONEYMOON | House no use on money problem that might come after marriage (9) HO[use] (ON MONEY)* AInd: problem |
48 | SALMON PINK | Tone of Scottish politician, endless prick (6,4) SALMON[d] (Scottish politician, Alex Salmond, endless) PINK (prick) |
53 | ABSINTHE | Bastard in haste, in brewing drink (8) (B[astard] IN HASTE)* AInd: brewing |
55 | EXTOLLED | Glorified old flame (ring a bell? Ed.) (8) EX (old flame) TOLL (ring a bell) ED |
56 | EPSILON | Character has look into misshapen penis (7) LO (look) inside (PENIS)* AInd: misshapen |
58 | REPUTE | Standing US politician shortly to go against a Native American (6) REP[resentative] UTE (native American) a member of the Shoshonean people of Utah and Colorado and New Mexico |
59 | LOCATE | Hello! categorically covers place (6) Hidden in helLO CATEgorically |
61 | REMAKE | New version of old lecher cuddling up Cyclops (6) ME< inside RAKE (old lecher) |
63 | CAVITY | Major financial concerns about a very obvious depression (6) A V[ery] inside CITY (major financial concerns) |
A Brussels Scout
(I suppose that’s the level you get if you buy Lidl crackers)
Thank to beermagnet for such a thorough piece of unravelling – and it’s a pleasure to see posted a grid filled in by hand, and so neatly done. With luck, someone else will come up with the original Border Fudge item from 2018. On 44/20, I simply took ‘wanting’ to mean that the first oart of the answer, RIGHT, ‘needs’ the second part, A HEAD, in order to complete the whole. Finally, would it not be welcome if the Eye started offering more than one prize per issue, as almost all other publications do? Maybe multiple £50s rather than one of £100 (or £250). Their profits are healthy enough…
The source was Eye 1465.
Original Irish Border Fudge extract is from Eye 1465, 9 Mar 18, P 26.
I got all but 67 (DNK) and 14,27 (DNG*). In fact, I filled 8 when having a last look before coming here. I realised I was never going to get the quote, so lost interest in struggling with those last couple. I did have a theory that T_E/___K/___P would be THE BACK STOP, but later crossers made me realise it was THE TUCK SHOP.
Didn’t know that meaning of ‘pink’ in 48dn, but it had to be.
In 66, G stands for ‘gangsta’ surely? (The biggest gang).
It might be fairer to say Cruise was into scientology, which is widely characterised as ‘bonkers’.
Re the hand-filled grid, it doesn’t look like the online grid, which (annoyingly) had half-shaded squares for the quote.
I did get the cracker joke too!
*Did not get!
Got it in one go? respect….I took time out over four days in all…..but I suppose I got more enjoyment for that!!!! I dispose of back versions so had the quote from scratch to sort out…but again it gave more of a sense of achievement to complete. In fact, I think this is the very first Christmas one I have completed. Usually, there are one or two that stump me. Solved all but didn’t make China as pal nor lu’um as chimney. Thank you, Beermagnet, for the edification.
I found this:
G-Man (short for “Government Man”) is an American slang term for special agents of the United States Government.
But maybe you all already knew and I am just slow on the uptake?
Winsor, it’s pretty well-known and I’ve seen it in crosswords a few times. (I was joking and I suspect beermagnet was too.) Still, you might have helped someone.
Well, what is life if one can’t help someone out along the way?
I wonder what’s happened to Patrick Berry. He used to be a regular on here.
Yes, I was making a quip about G-Man from the Bonzo Dog song “Big Shot”
where Hotsie says “You’re the man of a thousand Gs right. A G-Man: Girls, Guns, Guts. You’re my type”
and Big Shot replies “Wrong baby. I’m an L-Man – strictly Liquor, Love and Laughs”
@Winsor,
Good point. He hasn’t been seen on the Guardian crossword blog lately either, though he was a prolific contributor to cluing comps there all last year. Hope he’s ok. However, there hasn’t been an official comp there since before Christmas. (We, the mice, are currently making clues for ‘three-dimensional’ while the cat, Alan Connor is ‘away’, if you’re interested.)
@beermagnet,
Thanks for the ref. Will listen to that tout de suite as it doesn’t ring a bell.
@beermagnet, haha! You’re so far ahead, it’s beautiful!
Really didn’t remember that, but I had a friend who was always coming out with Bonzo lines, including “You got a light, mac?”*.
*(No, but I’ve got a dark brown overcoat)
37A gives a V to the shaded area. In my Eye, I had no V. 4 x U and 2x Y but no V.
Threw me a bit.
Andy, the spare letters listed are the ones that fit between the solutions, so the V of VENUS FLYTRAP isn’t one of them.