Not sure who TOM is, but he has a PROBLEM! Can we fix it? Yes we can!…
The preamble states that:
“1 Across followed by 31-34 reading anticlockwise (six words in total) is a quotation minus its definite article and verb. It outlines TOM’S PROBLEM, with a fictional solution as the unclued entry. Two clues are double clues: separate clues for two words run together. Their associated entries are anagrams of the two answers, offering real solutions to TOM’S PROBLEM (though one has since been adopted elsewhere). In each of six down clues, three consecutive letters should be removed, always leaving real words, although the sense of the clue may suffer. In clue order these spell two more fictional solutions. Chambers Dictionary (2016) is recommended.”
A fairly complex preamble, requiring a few re-reads at the start and during the solve!
There are plenty of crossers for the unclued perimeter and 5th row material, so best to get on with some solving to see what transpires, and whether those two special double clues will make themselves known.
(Unfortunately for me, I seem to have mislaid my solving/working copy with my notes on it, and many puzzles and clues have flowed between my ears since this one, so I will have to dig deep in the memory banks to remember the solving process.)
From short-ish-term memory, the grid filled up slowly and steadily, and once I had a few crossers it seemed that the unclued 5th row would contain MACAVITY, which immediately pointed me at TS Eliot and ‘Old Possum’s Book of Practical Cats‘. Also, from longer-term memory, Kcit/Phi is known for cat-themed puzzles, many of them based on/dedicated to cats that he has been lucky enough to be owned by over the years.
I also found PIPE/WATTS at 30A, so that had to be one of the two special clues, and a little anagramming came up with PETTIPAWS, another character from the book.
As this was happening, the perimeter quotation gradually revealed ‘(THE) NAMING OF CATS (IS) A DIFFICULT MATTER’ – also from the book. So ‘TOM’S PROBLEM’ could be seen from two angles – the difficulty of naming cats (toms) generally; or Tom’s (Thomas Stearns Eliot’s) problem in coming up with names for the book’s characters?!
I eventually found ATOM/INLET -> TANTOMILE at 16A (approximately symmetrical to 30A) as the other special, and then the last piece of the jigsaw was those extra triplets, which gave another two characters – ASP+ARA+GUS and CAT+MOR+GAN:
I have to say I am not particularly acquainted with the book – not sure I have ever read it in its entirety – but I have learned a lot more about it in the process of solving and blogging this puzzle!
One point I couldn’t quite square off, although I don’t think it makes any difference for completion/submission of the puzzle, is this part of the preamble – ‘though one has since been adopted elsewhere‘. The only thing I can think of, after a bit of Wiki-oogling, is that Tantomile also appears in the musical ‘Cats!‘, whereas Pettipaws doesn’t(?). I’m sure Kcit or someone else will enlighten me below…
My thanks to Kcit for the challenge – hopefully this is a ‘generic’ cat-themed puzzle, and not another dedication – and I trust all is clear below.
(NB. I had to add a few extra bars to the thematic/unclued material in the grid above, to stop the PD blogging utility from numbering them automatically. Hopefully this doesn’t detract too much…)
| Across | ||||
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| Clue No | Solution / Entry | Clue (definition underlined)
Logic/Parsing |
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| 10 | OVEN | Almost completed new kitchen feature (4)
OVE( |
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| 11 | QUINOA | Plant supplying seeds, one of five over area (6)
QUIN (quintuplet, one of five) + O (over, cricket scoring) + A (area) |
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| 12 | SIMI | African blade docking ape twice (4)
SIMI( |
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| 13 | CASE | Court action? Origins of that leading to unfinished set (4)
CA (origins, or first letters, of Court Action) + SE( |
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| 15 | WILL | Something drawn up with bad intent (4)
W (with) + ILL (bad intent) |
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| 16 | ATOM INLET / TANTOMILE | Small amount – a reduced volume in sanctioned channel (9)
A + TOM( [one of the two special double clues] |
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| 17 | ANVIL | Note extremes for Verdi in most of every chorus in Il trovatore? (5)
A_L( |
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| 18 | SLOSHED | Largely dim to slip off, being drunk (7)
SLO( |
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| 23 | GALL | Impudent behaviour from local woman, extra large (4)
GAL (dialect, i.e. local, for girl, or woman) + L (extra L, or large) |
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| 24 | RHEA | Artist capturing wings of hoopoe (mine aren’t practical) (4)
R_A (Royal Academician, artist) around (capturing) HE (wings, or outer letters, of HoopoE) |
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| 25 | INCOMES | Military figure occupying house rejected wages (7)
I_MES (semi-detached, house, rejected) around NCO (Non-Commissioned Officer, military figure) |
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| 28 | FOGGY | Obscure Conservative restricting Government (5)
FOG_Y (conservative, with a small c! one with old-fashioned views) around (restricting) G (government) |
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| 30 | PIPE WATTS / PETTIPAWS | Easy thing to install power duct – audibly questions amount of power (9)
PI_E (easy as pie) around (installing) P (power) / homophones, i.e. audibly – WHAT?s, or questions, can sound like WATTS – an amount of power) [the other of the two special double clues] |
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| 31 | ARIA | Bernstein song not primarily opera piece (4)
( |
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| 32 | DOER | Active person very missed in port (4)
DO( |
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| 33 | ICER | Kitchen worker making starter of grain last (4)
( |
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| 35 | DEEPIE | Old film to stop holding water, on reflection (6)
D_IE (stop) around (holding) EEP (pee, or water, reflected) [a deepie being a ‘three dimensional cinematograph film’, i.e. referring to depth of vision? I’d assumed it was like a ‘weepie’, but a bit more deep and meaningful!] |
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| 36 | SANE | Western film not featuring source of horse sound (4)
S( |
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| Down | ||||
| Clue No | Removed Letters | Solution / Entry | Clue (definition underlined)
Logic/Parsing |
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| 1 | ASP | NOSTALGIC | A sot, clasping rum, inclined to reminisce? (9)
anag, i.e. rum, of A SOT CL( |
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| 2 | ARA | AVIAN | Like some petaras, maybe, I stored in a wagon (5)
A + V_AN (wagon) around (storing) I |
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| 3 | INITIAL | First Italy upheld ancient language, then Italy invested in it(7)
I (first of Italy) + NIT_AL (Latin, ancient language, upheld) around (invested in to by) I (Italy, again!) |
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| 4 | NICOL | Nationalist spots rising Scottish physicist (5)
N (nationalist) + ICOL (loci, or spots, places, rising) [William Nicol, Scottish physicist – inventor of the ‘Nicol prism’)] |
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| 5 | GRAMS | Shopper not entirely accepting metre or other metric units (5)
GRA_S(S) (not entirely all of grass, one who shops, or grasses up) around (accepting) M (metre) |
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| 6 | FUEL OIL | Opec output to thwart maintaining rise in European currency (7, two words)
F_OIL (thwart) around (maintaining) UEL (leu, European currency – Romania & Moldova, rising) |
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| 7 | GUS | ANIGH | Near archaic Magus abandoning soul Goth will lose heart (5)
ANI( |
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| 8 | TOLUENE | Organic compound: University still not up to date after large quantity turned up (7)
TOL (lot, large quantity, turned up) + U (university) + ENE (poetic/archaic, i.e. not up to date, of even, or still) |
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| 9 | SALAD DAYS | Speaks about a son and and daughter’s youth (9, two words)
S_AYS (speaks) around A + LAD (son) + D (daughter) |
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| 14 | CAT | SILVA | Trees initially set Indian lynx versus catamount (5)
initial letters of ‘Set Indian Lynx Versus ( |
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| 19 | CANTREF | Is unable to handle match in regional division? Not any more (7)
punning double defn. (ignoring punctuation!) – if you are unable to control, or referee, a sporting event, or match, then maybe you CAN’T REF!; and a CANTREF is obsolete, i.e. not any more, for a division of a county. |
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| 20 | MOR | COMEDIC | Doctor supporting half of Comoros? Enough to make you laugh (7)
CO (half of CO( |
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| 21 | AWETO | Source of dye in a feeble circle (5)
A + WET (feeble) + O (circle) |
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| 22 | TROPISM | Motorway diversion keeping one climbing and turning (7)
M (motorway) + S_PORT (diversion) around (keeping) I (one) – all climbing = TROPISM [‘tropism’ being orientation or turning in response to a stimulus, biology] |
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| 26 | CHIEF | Principal chapter that is foremost in fiction (5)
CH (chapter) + IE (id est, that is) + F (foremost letter in Fiction) |
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| 27 | STEAL | Trader’s heading in to conclude bargain (5)
S_EAL (ratify, conclude) around t (first letter, or heading of Traitor) |
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| 28 | FIRST | Leading group of scientists engaged in sudden effort (5)
FI_T (sudden effort) around RS (Royal Society, body of eminent scientists) |
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| 29 | GAN | GWENT | Tips of gannet’s wings seen with gannet flying in part of Wales (5)
GW (tips, or first letters, of Gannet’s Wings) + ENT (anag, i.e. flying, of the second ( |
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There’s a setter’s blog at https://phionline.net.nz/setters-blogs/toms-problem/ revealing a little more about some of the issues involved in tying down Eliot’s feline references.
Pettipaws is now the name of a company selling feline products!
I enjoyed this very much as a crossword before I got anywhere near the theme. It was the top row that moved me on: it looked like NAMING OF CATS – a phrase that I didn’t recognise from anywhere although I knew of this setter’s predilection for these creatures. I found the title online, and seeing T S Eliot virtually confirmed the theme, as I remembered that the T is for Thomas. The quote was readily found online.
I remember finding that one of the two names was used in Cats the musical, although I’d forgotten which one until I read this blog (and Phi’s own write-up on the puzzle).
Thanks to Kcit for an interesting, well-designed puzzle with many excellent clues, and to mc_rapper for the blog as a whole and the animated diagram.
Always a pleasure to see Big Tom represented in this cruellest of months. Knowing only the musical, I did not recognise Pettipaws. It will perhaps be the impetus to go and purchase the second massive volume of his collected poems.
Many thanks to mc_rapper and to Kcit for an elegant puzzle, and for the blog also, which always sheds an interesting light on things.
Thank you, Kcit and mc. I enjoyed this puzzle. Needed to search a bit for the unclued entries, but got there easily enough. All very nicely and fairly clued. Looking forward to the next.
Thanks for the various comments so far – nice to see a few new (to me) names…
Looks like this went down well, generally…