Private Eye (Cyclops / 821) Medicinal Camembert

If camembert cost about £200 per kilo and had the reputation that you lost weight after eating it, it would become highly sought after and anyone who bought it would certainly lose weight.
Otherwise they wouldn’t be getting their money’s worth.

Oh OK.  It probably isn’t long before camembert does cost £200 per kilo along with many other things.

Of course I am referencing the current feverish coverage of Mounjaro/Ozempic capabilities.
It seems to have created an unusual “price war” where each is trying to be more expensive than the other.
I must stop trying to make fun of them.  It only encourages them.

Getting back to the puzzle.  This is another one that took me longer than expected (and indeed than it should,  I now see since I’ve got the answers).  So it is a fact.  My solving abilities are waning.  I will soldier on and enjoy it while I can!

I always seem to say it – “It started so well”: I got 1A and 1D right off the bat, and then a couple of their linked clues where I had their first letters.  But then I was just picking off odd clues around the puzzle.  Until at the end of the first pass the grid was significantly less than half filled.
It didn’t help that I hastily wrote in PRIEST for 16A  – I don’t know what I was thinking (not very much, obviously).

Another pass, or two, filled in more (including the correct 16A) until there were about half dozen to go, mostly bottom right hand corner.  Then I decided to sleep on it.

Next day those remaining were solved in a trice.
I wonder what made me so slow the previous day? Worry, fatigue, aliens?  Probably all three.

Across
1 SADIST Who’d love to make you smart? (6)
Cryptic Def.: Smart as in a stinging hurt which is the earlier meaning.  That is, “stinging hurt” came before the idea of “mentally keen”.
That’s the way it was in my school anyway.
4 CIABATTA Act a bit odd on having a roll? (8)
(ACT A BIT)* AInd: odd.
Ciabatta is Italian for slipper.
10 MOCCASINS Cover for dogs” ludicrously portrayed in Comic Sans (9)
(COMIC SANS)* AInd: ludicrously portrayed.
Dogs as in feet
12/11 AWFUL SIGHT Waving US flag with horror (5,5)
(US FLAG WITH)* AInd: waving.
Surface reading becoming true for more and more people around the world.
13 INDICATOR Some finger pointing – tad ironic maybe (9)
(TAD IRONIC)* AInd: maybe.
Is it ironic or just “stating a fact”? – discuss.
14 HAMSTER Poor luvvie needs rest badly, pet (7)
HAM (poor, i.e. bad, luvvie (actor)) (REST)* AInd: badly.
Those of a certain age will remember Hammy hamster.  He wasn’t a very good actor either.
16 RECTOR Front page right to reveal minister? (6)
RECTO (front page) R[ight].
These days it seems the entire front page is reserved for presidents.
19 ODDISH Party about to get on course? A bit unusual (6)
DO< (party, about) DISH (course).
Some are often a bit unusual in a party.
21 SURFEIT More than enough froth before initially empty sex (7)
SURF (froth) E[mpty] IT (sex).
There is usually a surfeit of froth.
23 INCOGNITO Apparently not yourself, pissed, noticing nothing (9)
(NOTICING)* AInd: pissed, making INCOGNIT, then O (nothing).
For my part I’m most myself when pissed.
25 LYCRA Some really crap sporty wear (5)
Hidden in realLY CRAp.
Should be kept hidden
27 FUNGI Soldier after amusing, cheesy additions (5)
GI (soldier) after FUN (amusing).
Do you add cheese to mushrooms, or mushrooms to cheese?
28 CAMEMBERT Rather cheesy, this MP getting cuddled by whip (9)
MEMBER (MP) inside (cuddled by) CAT (whip).
More cheese! Plus the trope that MPs like a spot of illicit SM.  Their own fault, they’ve made a rod for their own back.
29 DELEGATE Representative of broadcast food shop scandal? (8)
DELE Homophone “Deli” (food shop) HInd: broadcast, GATE (scandal).
Delegate: The new boy sent to the bakery to do the sandwich run.
30 MYOPIC Rather short-sighted, unusually coy PM guards independence (6)
(COY MP)* AInd: unusually, around I[ndependence].
The snag with Independent MPs:  No actual power.
Down
1 SYMPATHY Politician in hasty arrangement has ‘end of party’ feeling (8)
MP (Politician) inside (HASTY)* AInd: arrangement, then [part]Y.
Sympathy?  Is that appropriate for that ‘end of party’ feeling?  (I’m thinking it is more likely ‘tired and emotional’)
2 DECAF Confronted over drink that’s less stimulating (5)
FACED< (confronted, over).
There may be a confrontation if anyone tries to palm me off with decaf.
3 SCARLATTI Castrati put out about Latin bloke who scored (9)
(CASTRATI)* AInd: put out, around L[atin].
Early keyboard composer Domenico S wiki (even earlier than Rick Wakeman)
Happy days picking out the odd Scarlatti sonata on the Old Joanna
5 INSIDER One with special knowledge of cool drink, it’s said (7)
“In cider” (cool drink) HInd: it’s said.
Is it the cider inside her inside?  To find out you need special knowledge
6 BASIC PC language, so coarse cabbies be gone! (5)
(CABBIES – BE)* AInd: coarse.
I’m sure language can be both coarse and PC, especially if asked to code with Basic ever again.
7 TIGHTROPE Pissed guy? Walk with care on this (9)
TIGHT (pissed) ROPE (guy)
Walking the tightrope?  Something else I won’t be adding to the bucket list
8 ARTERY Bloody channel‘s ‘creative’ appropriation of old monarch! (6)
ARTY (creative) around (appropriation of) ER (old monarch).
Excellent surface reading describing the History channel
9 VIZIER Foreign minister‘s a scurrilous comic that is on right (6)
VIZ (scurrilous comic) I.E. (that is) R[ight].
If the current turmoil in Iran pays out will we see the return of Viziers after the exit of the Imams?  Secular Viziers of course, if that’s not an oxymoron.
15 MEDICINAL You might claim booze is from Iceland – I’m dubious (9)
(ICELAND IM)* AInd: dubious.
Booze from Iceland is bloody expensive so it must be good for you!
17 COR BLIMEY Wow! Green-embracing Jeremy? Not quite (3,6)
LIME (green) inside (embraced by) CORBY[n] (Jeremy, not quite).
Cor blimey guv’nor, the Greens don’t want nuffink to do with Jezzer.
18 ATLANTIC It’s between Starmer and Trump mainly (8)
Cryptic Def. referring the the “main” the sea/ocean between representatives of USA and UK.
What’s between Starmer and Trump is our future, so time to be afraid, very afraid.
20 HAIRCUT Pageboy‘s somewhat coquettish air? Cute (7)
Hidden in coquettisH AIR CUTe.  Pageboy is an example of a haircut.
[Fails to stop self from providing link to a Haircut 100 track]
21 STORMY Trump payee is raging (6)
Double Def. one a weather event, the other also Double D, probably.
More information readily available on the internet
22 MIFFED MI Five’s head taken in, then put out (6)
MI F[ive] FED (taken in).
MI5 are probably miffed by some of the coverage they get, and that’s after it’s been surreptitiously enhanced.
24/26 GOING CHEAP Moving bloke with electronic implant doesn’t cost much (5,5)
GOING (moving) CHAP (bloke) with E[lectronic] inside.
Surface reading may come true.  Cyborgs will be a stepping stone to robots fully taking over removal businesses.  You’ll know when “Man with a Van” ads become just “A Van”.

I walked into a pub and asked the barman for the Wi-Fi password.  He said “You’ll have to buy a drink first”.
Well, I said I was going to anyway and got a pint in, then after paying I asked what the password was again and he replied “you’ll have to buy a drink first – all lower case”.

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